Bloomington
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Kirk, Jacqueline...
I'm gonna assign you to Psych 110
since that's the prerequisite
for everything else.
Next semester,
if you decide to double-major
you can beef up your psych classes.
OK.
Newbery...
Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
It says here
Do you want to go ahead
and declare that?
Sure.
I have the 209 syllabus.
- Can I just leave it with you?
- Yeah, thanks.
Longest wait list in the entire
department once again, Stark.
I don't know how you do it.
Thank you.
Do you have questions for me?
No. No, sir.
Here's your schedule for the fall,
and a copy of your student manual.
I have to tell you -
my wife and I really loved your show.
We never missed an episode.
That's very nice of you to say.
- You're welcome.
All right, here's your room.
You have plenty of closet space,
so that's nice.
Also, when you set up the phone
if you have any problems
with it just let me know,
'cause it can be kinda tricky sometimes.
Looks like you've got your own bathroom.
That's kinda special.
Here is your key.
Thanks.
You know, it's really rare
for a freshman
Yeah, that's what I've heard.
Actually, it's really hard
for anyone to get one.
You will have two quizzes...
a mid-term and a final.
And if you all look at your syllabus
you'll see that the first quiz
is only three weeks away.
For anyone that's interested
I've set up sign-up sheets
outside my office for study groups.
I highly recommend it, people!
Thank you.
Have a nice day!
Your essay topics are:
issues in the 19th century,
prose throughout the 20th century,
and lastly,
literature during the First World War.
Any questions?
Jackie, honey...
We know you're probably busy,
but I just wanted to check on you.
Are you keeping the same cell number?
You said you were.
Anyway, Dad and I miss you
and we'd really like
to hear from you so--
Is this Psych 110, Newbery?
Yes.
- Am I late?
- Not at all. Have a seat.
I'm Rachel. Nice to meet you.
- Jackie.
- Yeah, we know.
- Sandy.
- Hi.
So, is psych your major, too?
Uh, hopefully it will be
my second major.
I'm registered as English Lit for now.
Did you sign up
for research participation yet?
It's a requirement:
graduate student ass-kissing.
I haven't. Thank you.
Research? Like drug testing?
I heard it's pretty stupid, really.
Like how fast can you
name a color or whatever.
We should all do it together as a group
and get it out of the way.
This must be quite a change for you.
Sorry?
From working on that show for so long.
I mean, did you even get
a chance to go to school at all?
Phil...
Um, did Newbery say if the mid-term
Yeah, 'cause he totally can't read.
Unlike Stark...
spell everything out.
Who's Stark?
She teaches 209, Abnormal Psych.
It's actually a really good class.
I think I saw her once.
She sleeps with her students,
they all mysteriously disappear.
I heard they found
a body once in her trunk.
Zach!
They don't vanish.
They probably just leave the school.
Has she ever tried to do that with you?
I don't think boys are exactly her bag.
I heard she does both.
I heard she was a vampire.
I heard that she's
in the witness protection program
because her dad was in the mob.
Guys, can we please
get back to the textbook?
Is it true that Tyler
was supposed to be gay
and she was going to
come out on the series finale?
I mean, that's why Tyler had
a boy's name and everything.
Cool it with the homophobia, OK?
Who cares.
What homophobia?
It's a valid question.
I'm a fan, I want to know.
I have no idea.
I wasn't on the writing staff.
But you should ask them
if it's so important to you.
According to my sister,
what Prof. Newbery says in class
is actually more important
than what we read on the textbook...
Are they being mean to you?
Do they make fun of you?
No, it's not like that.
It's like there's nothing else
to talk about but the show.
They don't know you yet, honey.
That's all they have to go on right now.
They don't know each other either,
but that doesn't seem to stop them
from having a normal conversation.
I still don't understand why
you wanted to go to college
on the other side of the country anyway.
There's plenty of
good schools here in California.
And you know you probably wouldn't
What problem?
Of people being curious about you.
You know you never could
handle that very well.
You're not helping, Mom.
Oh, Jacqueline, don't play the victim.
I'm just saying I still don't know why
you're putting yourself through this.
And you don't even have
Mark to help you anymore.
I don't want to talk about Mark, mother.
All right, all right, sorry.
is just gonna make everything better?
Lillian!
Coming! Sorry!
Honey, I have to hang up now.
I'll call you tomorrow.
Get some sleep.
Mom, I'm not gonna be
around tomorrow, can you just--
Here, let me help you with those.
Thanks.
can afford tuition but not manners.
So I've noticed.
Is this a projector or a camera?
Sorry?
This.
Oh, neither.
It's an ECT machine. Circa 1940.
So it's like a prop?
No, it's the real thing.
Cool. Where did you get it?
I stole it.
ECT, huh?
Is it for recording something?
No. It's for shocking people.
Electroconvulsive therapy.
Why would you do that?
It's a form of treatment.
Does this one work?
I don't know...
I haven't used it in a while.
Have fun.
OK.
What's goin' on?
Not much.
Hey, did you guys know
there's a mixer on Thursday?
You mean for the department?
Yeah. Are you going?
I guess we have to. Are you?
That's my name.
but Newbery had an emergency
so I'm filling in for him.
Can anybody tell me what chapter
you guys are working on?
Um... I...
We watched a video last time, ma'am.
Is that so?
Yes, ma'am.
Was it relevant
to the course in any way?
I think so...
Do you think we can get
an answer before graduation?
It was a video on correlation,
and we stopped on page 34.
Thank you.
Well, when studying correlation
it is important to remember...
You OK?
Freaking vampire lesbo.
Bet you don't have parties
nearly this fun in Hollywood.
I wouldn't know. I've ever been to any.
Hey, look who's here.
What? Who?
Oh, God.
Why does she have to be so creepy?
Do you want me to
call her over here for you?
Didn't you say you wanted to talk her?
I talked to her the other day.
You did?
Lose any limbs?
No, no permanent damage.
Rach, come with me.
'Scary Bery' is finally alone.
I need to talk him
into pushing back the mid-term.
But--
She can babysit herself
for five minutes.
Why are you hiding back here?
I'm not.
I wasn't hiding.
You're supposed to be mingling.
Sorry.
It's OK.
These f***ing mixers
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