Bratz

- Okay, chicas. Ready?

- Let's do it.

- Okay, on three.

- One.

- Two.

- Three.

First day has arrived.

Ready to be ready?

Oh, man!

The skirt I bought

is at my mom's house.

I thought you were

at your mom's house.

No, it's Monday.

I'm at my dad's house.

Joint custody.

What can I say?

Has anyone seen my turquoise shirt?

You Ieft it here by mistake.

Do you mind if I wear?

- Oh, of course.

- Okay.

Turquoise thermaI, tank,

and...stripey warmers.

Super cute.

KiIIer pIunge...shorties,

and Ieopard kicks.

PIaid skirt, Iame sweater.

Jade.

What?

You know my parents.

Just tiII I get out of the house.

And then?

And then I'm gonna bIow aII y'aII away.

I guess none of you wanna

know what I'm wearing.

Shoes to die for.

Lucky guess. Okay.

we waIk in together.

- Adios.

- Sayonara.

- Do svidaniya.

- Ciao, my sisters.

Manny, jandalel

jEs el primero da de la escuelal

You have ten seconds to get

out of there, you IittIe toad.

Don't get your bragas in a twist.

Perfection takes time,

and I'm worth every singIe second.

Enough with the hair aIready.

Looking good, chica.

Yasmin, you wiII pay for this.

Bubbie, Bubbie!

You were waiting for me?

Come on, nios. Get dressed.

You don't wanna be Iate.

Go comb your hair.

And you, you come with me.

I got something for you.

Buenos diasl

Oh, hey.

I want you to go get dressed

and put these on.

Bubbie!

I know.

So, come on. Pay up.

ChocoIate. How do you do that?

I'm not teIIing.

Nice doing business with you.

Come on!

- Dad.

- What?

What wouId I do without you?

It's probabIy your mom.

I'II get it.

TeII her that she's gotta take you

to the dentist on Thursday.

- Hi, Mom.

- Hi.

Did your dad give you breakfast?

I'II be ready in a minute, 'kay?

Okay, beautifuI.

Oh, hey, honey,

couId you teII your dad

he needs to take you

to the dentist on Thursday?

Why can't the two of you

just taIk to each other?

I'm the kid.

You're supposed to be the aduIts.

By the way, the dentist is on Friday.

Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.

Jade! Jade!

Let me Iook at you before you go.

Now, remember, Jade,

you have MathIetes,

science cIub, room one, and vioIin.

Mom, you forgot something.

- I did?

- SchooI!

And speaking of which, I gotta go.

Papa. Papa.

Take a picture.

Hey, what's up, Iadies?

Mom.

Perfect. Have fun.

Bye.

C-A-doubIe-R-Y!

Where's CIoe?

She's here.

- Hi, guys.

- Hey, girI.

Okay, it's a big schooI.

It's the first day.

We're just freshmen.

What are we gonna do?

BIend?

- Own it!

- Right.

BFFs!

Guys. HeIIo!

- Re-huddIe!

- Yeah.

I'm gonna own cheerIeading.

I'm gonna try out for soccer.

Yas, you have to join chorus.

You know you have the most

insane voice ever.

Not a chance.

Remember kindergarten?

Me, ''Mary Had a LittIe Lamb,''

throw-up, 30 kids screaming?

Yeah. I think I'II own journaIism instead.

I'm ownin' the science.

Okay, work the IQ, girI,

but pIease don't Iose

your passion for fashion.

Just to keep Mom and Dad off my back.

I'm aIso gonna ruIe home ec.

I'm gonna need

sewing machines for projects.

I'm gonna have the hottest cIothes ever.

Break.

Wow.

Okay, girIs.

Now Iet's do it.

Now, being president of the schooI

is a huge responsibiIity.

And it is one that I take very seriousIy.

Just sit here, Paris.

HeIIo.

DyIan, dude, that was a totaIIy--

Avery, Quinn, pIease pay attention.

I need to become very famiIiar

with the cIique Iunch tabIe assignment chart.

Because, as you can see,

there are 48 distinct cIiques.

Let me break this down for you.

You have the goths, the skaters,

the disco dorks, the beat boy bIingers,

the gangstas, the wanna-be gangstas,

the pretzeI peopIe who are into yoga,

very different from the greenies

who hate anything not made of pIants.

Then you have the nerds,

the kids who Iike to dress Iike dinosaurs,

and the footbaII jocks.

Oh, hi, IittIe freshman.

I'm Meredith.

- So...any cIubs?

- Nope.

- Interests?

- Nope.

- Friends?

- Nope.

Okay.

- Loner.

- Yeah.

- Over there.

- I don't get the Ioners.

They're Ioners, but they Iike

to hang out together.

Leave me aIone.

Whatever. Next?

I reaIIy beIieve very strongIy

in renewabIe energy.

Eco-maniac.

Very good, Cameron.

Tree hugger.

Now, if you sit at this tabIe,

you'II find some peopIe

who totaIIy rock

the ''paper versus pIastic'' debate.

Next!

Good morning, PrincipaI DimIy.

Oh, good morning, students.

Pumpkin pie?

- Good morning PrincipaI DimIy.

- Good morning PrincipaI DimIy.

Yes, Daddy, what is it?

You were right.

Chapter 10.

''ControI the popuIation.

A:
Separate the inmates into groups.''

You see, this was your idea.

Advanced thinking. Genius.

Okay. Daddy?

I've toId you this more than 50 times.

You may not speak to me

during schooI hours.

WeII, dear, everyone knows

you're my daughter,

and I'm very proud of you.

Do you want me to teII Mother about this?

Oh, no.

WeII, I'm busy now, Daddy.

Bye.

I'II see you at home, then, candy cane.

Next.

Okay, honey, this is a reaIIy nice tabIe,

and I promise it wiII

aIways be the same tabIe

because I understand that

change is reaIIy upsetting.

Oh, no!

They did not just waIk past us

without checking in.

Who is that?

No one you even need

to think about, Cameron.

They Iook kind of cooI.

Yeah, in a totaIIy trashy,

beneath our contempt,

maybe we couId find a IittIe spare time

to crush them into the dirt sort of way.

- Yeah.

- No, Avery, we don't crush.

We focus on the positive

here at Carry Nation High.

We heIp them find their way.

Or eIse.

Yeah!

You try beating Carry Nation High

Is it just me, or does this aII Iook

a IittIe creepiIy weII organized?

See you at Iunch!

See ya Iater.

Excuse me, miss.

Are you in the right room?

Yeah.

A IittIe magnesium,

some sodium chIoride,

a pinch of perchIorate,

a soupcon of strontium nitrate,

and a IittIe bIing.

And...

A BernouIIi effect.

You are seriousIy superior.

We wouId be honored to have you

as a member of our science team.

Yeah, thanks for the accoIades.

Everybody, go

Let's go, FaIcons

Let's go, FaIcons

Last time!

Everybody, go

Let's go, FaIcons

Let's go, FaIcons

Now, that's the IeveI I expect

from a FaIcon cheerIeader.

- Who's got it?

- PIease.

You've got something better?

- Oh, you know I do.

- So bring it.

GirI, I brought it, naiIed it,

Ient it to my friend's kid sister,

and I brought it back whiIe

you were stiII figuring out the beat.

Yeah!

What are you gawking at?

She's hot.

Hot pIayer. SeriousIy.

Not bad for a rookie.

In fact, not bad at aII.

Yes!

It's very red.

It's very you.

You in?

Why don't you watch where you're going?

Are you bIind?

HeIIo?

No, but I'm deaf.

What?

I'm deaf.

You don't sound deaf.

WeII, you don't Iook ignorant,

but I guess you can't judge a book, right?

Where do they think they're gonna sit?

Give me the seating charts.

Hi, guys. I'm Meredith,

student body president.

I saw you Iooking kind of Iost,

so I thought I'd come over and heIp.

Thanks, but I think we're good.

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