Brewster's Millions Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 1985
- 102 min
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- Bring your camera.
Would you mind telling me what's
going on? What did they do to you?
What do you mean, what did they do?
I think I just inherited $30 million.
Oh, is that all?
I thought we did somethin' wrong.
30 million. Why didn't you tell me?
$30 million! Are you kiddin' me?
Monty's my best friend.
Things like this don't happen often.
This is incredible news! The man
just got $30 million given to him.
This is a good day.
We're always gonna remember it.
$30 million! That makes us rich.
Well, it makes him rich.
What a great day we're having. Me!
I'm having a good time, too.
I'm his best friend. Did I tell you?
Jesus.
This is real m-m-m...
..money.
with this kind of money.
- It's real.
- It is indeed, Mr Brewster.
- Let's not be rash with our money.
- Right.
Jake, I'd like to hire you
as my official photographer.
- Salary, $10,000 a week.
- $10,000 a week? This guy's a jerk!
Shut up. I accept.
Hold still for the camera, Mr Brewster.
Not bad for a guy
who didn't finish college.
You're doin' great, but, uh... I don't
think you inherited me with your money.
Needless to say, we'll be offering you
the special 24% interest rate...
..we reserve for major corporations
and a few of our Arab friends.
I don't want any interest! I want it in a
regular account that doesn't pay anything.
It's your vault. I should pay you rent.
- Very good, Mr Brewster.
- Mr Brewster,...
..you'd be giving up $7.2 million
a year just in interest alone.
I shouldn't take advantage of people.
Am I right?
Oh, yes, sir. Right you are, Mr Brewster.
I'd like to get $3 million in cash
now and take it with me.
Do you know how much $3 million in
cash is? You don't walk around that!
- You'd need an army of security guards.
- The man's right.
- What do they pay you here?
- 350 a week before taxes.
You can't live on that.
This is a dangerous job.
I'll pay you $2,000 a week
to be the chief of my security.
- No, no, no, no.
- Oh, yeah. That's wrong.
OK, $4,000 a week. And you get 20 other
guys and I'll pay 'em $3,000 a week.
- You miss the point, Monty.
- Go get the $3 million and follow me.
- Yes, sir!
Monty, listen to me.
This is Spike, your pal.
You don't do things like that!
- I'll tell you what's goin' on.
- You don't even know those people!
They're gonna think I'm crazy,
but I'm not. Stick with me.
This is the way we're gonna
beat the baseball system.
You got more heart
than any catcher I know.
I can get anybody out
for three innings.
With this inheritance, this is
our ticket to the big leagues.
- Do you understand? You with me?
- Well, yeah!
Well, let's go!
That's right. Take some pictures.
- Get more cameras.
- What do you want more cameras for?
I want it to be on film.
I need a record of it.
Watch the goddamn ball, Johnson!
You're not a farmer!
Don't swing at sh*t in the dirt!
What? Collect call from who?
Switchboard says it's Brewster.
Probably from jail. Just what I need.
Tell him he owes me 200 bucks.
Yeah. I'll accept the call.
Charley, I'm not drunk. I'm in New York
and I just inherited 30 million bucks.
I'm about to go into
negotiations to buy the team.
Actually, I better rent the team...
What kind of a crap play is that?
Wilson, you idiot!
You don't steal second
when you're down two runs!
Brewster, do me a favour.
Go crazy on your own time and charges.
The team's going to sh*t, we could miss
the play-offs. I'm in no mood for jokes.
That's why I'm gonna raise
your salary - I love your dedication!
I am gonna get the team new uniforms, a
team box with air-conditioning and a Tv.
we can play the New York Yankees!
Right, right. OK, just tell me
one thing, Mr Millionaire.
You're so rich.
Why are you calling collect?
They only gave me $100 bills. I had
to rent this quarter from my accountant.
Yeah, I know. It's a big problem.
Nighty-night, sweet prince.
Nighty-night? Charley!
He doesn't believe me.
Thanks for the loan of the quarter.
Wow! Now that's really nice.
It's beautiful. But there is no way...
..l could spend over $200,000 for
something you wear around your neck.
You know how many hungry people
that could feed?
Let's go to lunch.
Yo! Taxi!
- Who the hell is that?
- Monty Brewster, the world's richest guy.
Would you like to be my personal driver
for the next 30 days at $5,000 a week?
You wanna hire a piece-of-sh*t cab
for $5,000 a week?
- Cash!
- What a country! America, I love it!
limousines for that money!
- You know where to hire limousines?
- Yeah.
Hire me three of the most expensive
limousines you can find, with drivers.
Bring the receipts and give 'em to
Miss Drake. We're goin' to lunch now.
Hey, everybody. Anybody wanna
go to lunch? I'm buying.
Yeah!
- Buzz off. I'm his personal photographer.
- This is a free country.
- Come on, Spike!
- Wait for me, pal!
Taxi!
- What's your name?
- Melvin.
- Melvin, give him $500.
- Yes, sir.
Look at all that money.
You have the most beautiful eyes.
I was hired to keep your accounts for
30 days. That's the extent of my services.
- To where is our destination?
- Monty! How you doin', pal?
Get in!
That's Spike. We're buddies.
We're all together.
200 people at $100 a head.
No. We're hungry. $200 a head. And
what's the most expensive wine you have?
That's the Chteau Lafite 1961.
It's $200 a bottle.
- You guys like Lafite?
- Yeah!
Excuse my expression,
but you think I'm a real a**hole.
A country bumpkin that flashes
his money around like some big shot?
- I'm not your judge.
- What college did you go to?
That has nothing to do with anything.
Give me a break. I just wanna know
what college you went to.
All right. I went to Loyola...
Loyola, Chicago. I know
the city and I know the college.
Put that back.
And the ashtray.
What's with you? Go sit somewhere else.
Get off my back. And use your fork
instead of your fingers.
- That's how it's usually done.
- Oh, is that right?
The boss found a job for you yet,
by the way? Like "designated eater"?
Look, I don't want a job. I'm his friend.
What's that pay?
Let me hire somebody to do that for you
and we could have a lot of fun tonight.
That's very flattering,
but I'm meeting my fianc.
- Who's the lucky guy?
- Warren Cox.
He's a junior partner at my firm.
- Is he a lawyer too?
- He's not just a lawyer.
He's involved with
the Sierra Club, UNICEF,...
..and he's a sincere feminist.
I bet. A guy with so many activities,
where does he find the time for you?
It's hard sometimes.
We're tryin' to do more things together.
- I'd like to meet him sometime.
- He's a very busy man.
- I'd pay him for his time.
- I don't think so.
I know you think you can buy
everything and everybody in the world,...
..but I doubt that you could
ever buy Warren.
This is Chuck Fleming,
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