Brewster's Millions Page #5
- PG
- Year:
- 1985
- 102 min
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Anything you say will be repeated.
I'm like a Xerox machine.
- Warren, hold it more to the left.
- Your left or my left?
There's Warren.
That must be Marilyn. Hey!
- Watch your mouth.
- Watch your mouth.
Warren, don't you remember
anything I taught you?
It's my left. It's always my left.
It's the decorator's left.
Watch out!
Oh, Warren. Are you OK?
Oh, my God. Be careful.
- Hi. I'm Monty Brewster.
- Monty Brewster!
How do you do?
- Please, may I call you Monty?
- Of course.
Monty, I have the most wonderful idea.
I am going to do for you
a postmodern fantasy in here.
- I knew this was a terrible idea.
- You don't like postmodern fantasy?
- Shut your eyes and see Mesopotamia...
- Mesopotamia.
- ..meeting Busby Berkeley.
- Yes, it sounds... it's a knockout.
- We're gonna knock out the walls.
- Every one. Everywhere.
- Spare no expense.
- Spare no expense.
- It's only for a month.
- And it's gonna be a very long month.
- Get four sets.
- Get four sets.
Wonderful.
Angela, I need to speak to you. Please.
Angela, did Warren tell you that,
as my wedding gift to you,...
..l'm decorating your apartment for free?
- That's great, Marilyn. Thank you.
- Pas de quoi.
Spike, you know what I'd like
you to do? Choke this guy.
Come on, a**hole.
I'll give you a line on anything.
Baseball, basketball, football, ponies.
Come on with me.
I gotta get my messages.
My name is Dr Jason. I'd like
to draw your attention to this area here.
This is the Arabian desert.
It is as dry as a bone.
Ice water can cost you
as much as $5 a glass.
This is the North Pole.
It's an ice floe.
Floating throughout this region are
many icebergs, and nobody owns them.
They're PDls - public domain icebergs.
I think you're beginning to recognise
how simple this idea is.
Now. I would like to go there
and select a good-size iceberg,...
..dig out a chamber from its rear,...
..drop in two 20,000-horsepower
diesel engines,...
..and sail Brewster's Berg
Number One to Mecca.
- What do you think, sir?
- I don't know what to think.
Hello. Yes? What? It went up?
- Well, sell it.
- Don't sell it. You buy when it's like that.
- Great idea. What's your name?
- Luther.
I want to bet on every long shot in every
race, over 50-1, this week at Aqueduct.
For the week? Yeah, I can cover it.
- How much would it take to do this?
- Oh, no. It melts and he knows it.
We would experience a loss
of only 18% on the entire trip.
Hey! Think of what that means
to all those thirsty Arab farmers.
- What thirsty Arab farmers?
- There aren't any.
There's no farmers in the desert, Monty!
Well, I think that's unfair.
"Loyola vs Notre Dame?"
In a field-hockey game? This is fabulous!
- You went to Loyola.
- You gotta be kidding.
I wanna bet $50,000 that Loyola wins.
$50,000 on Loyola over Notre Dame and
$5,000 on every long shot for the week.
You are down.
It's field hockey!
If I gave you $1 million for this,
would that be enough?
$1 million. That would be great, sir.
- Hello.
- Brewster!
- Charley! How you doin'?
- All right!
- I just bought an iceberg.
- Not yet, he hasn't.
- And I rented a whole stadium.
- What?
in fixing it up...
..and making it look like
a big-league stadium...
..because we're gonna play
an exhibition game with the Yankees.
- The Yank.ees?
- New York Yankees.
- I gotta get the guys on the bus.
- Don't take the bus.
Chuck Fleming. I'm at Battery Park with
Montgomery Brewster and entourage,...
..awaiting the arrival
of the Hackensack Bulls,...
..here to tune up for an unprecedented
game with the New York Yankees.
Yee-ha ha!
For Christ's sake, you fly
us all the way from Jersey,...
..then you get these choppers
to fly us back here.
By bus, we'd have been
here two hours ago.
Not my team. From now on,
we travel first class!
Charley, welcome to New York City!
You guys look great.
How you like the new uniforms?
Wait till you see the apartments
I rented for you guys.
He rented apartments for these guys?
Apartments? Penthouses
with swimming pools.
27 players, everybody's
got their own place.
We're gonna have a lotta fun, we're gonna
get in shape and beat the Yankees!
You oughtta lock him up for his own good.
What's he think he's doin'? The Yankees
see this, they're gonna rub it in.
Come on, Charley, relax! Enjoy yourself!
I hope we haven't underestimated him.
- I beg your pardon?
- Oh, you're doing fine.
This is the kind of flagrant misuse
of money we want to be apprised of.
He's wasting millions of dollars. Look
at what he's spent on the decorations.
Wait till you see the practice field.
It's great. I'm gonna have
the bus take us over to the island.
- The practice field's on Long lsland?
- Yeah.
The airport's on Long lsland.
You flew us in from the airport to here
so we could take the bus back?
I couldn't get the band on the runway.
They wouldn't let me,
no matter how much money I offered.
Oh, yeah. You can't play
baseball without a band.
Right. Come on, let's get on the bus.
Come on. Move it!
Beautiful, Benny!
Pick it up! The white ball!
Hey, come on!
I don't know what's the matter with them.
We play better than that.
Maybe they're a little tight.
Maybe they're tired from that long flight
you chartered for them from Newark.
I'm gonna go warm up, Miss Drake.
Why don't you try the same?
Hey, come on! Look good out there!
Let's do 6-4-3. Pepper it up!
Collins, you got trouble with your glove?
Try catchin' it with your ass.
Hi, operator? Mr Brewster's suite, please.
- What?
- Hi, Brewster. This is Angela.
- Angela who?
- Angela Drak.e.
- Miss Drake.
- Could I come up and talk. to you?
- Talk to me now?
- Mm-hm.
- Perhaps in the morning.
- It's important. I need to see you now.
- Can't you tell me over the phone?
- No, because, look....
This could do both of us a world of
good, ifyou k.now what I mean.
- Have you been drinking?
- No, not at all.
And you wanna come up here
to my room now?
Mm-hm.
- Miss Drake?
- Uh-huh?
- Angela.
- Yes.
- Give me five minutes.
- 0K.
Miss Drake says there's
a mad bomber in the building.
They're getting the people
out of the hotel.
Listen. Just get your wrap
and you go away.
You can come back tomorrow.
We can start all over.
- Well? Did he fall for it?
- Yeah, he fell for it.
We're doing it for his own good!
Come on!
Adieu.
I was expecting you. The door's open.
Come in. The door's open.
Angela, hello.
Hello, Angela. Just be cool.
- Hi, Spike.
- Hi.
She's really a very nice girl...
- Hi.
- Hi, Spike.
The door's open. Come in.
- Hi. Eugene Provost, financial adviser.
- Who in hell's this?
- A money man.
Money?
For the past five years,
this guy's predicted 88%.
88% of what this guy says makes money.
88.4% to be exact, but who's counting?
I'm so confident of my ability, I will
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