Brewster's Millions Page #7
- PG
- Year:
- 1985
- 102 min
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Dear sir. Could you settle this out of court
for a couple of hundred thousand dollars?
- Two ex-wives.
- Two ex-wives?
300,000?
You go to the doctor's right away, OK?
You give him this for a prescription...
and you'll be all right.
- Thank you.
- Have a good day!
Get a cold compress
for that thing on your head.
Nice man.
See, the cheque'll be a receipt.
I'm starving. I'm ready to go to
lunch now. I wanna meet your family.
Meet my family?
What do you wanna do? Buy 'em?
I would be ashamed
to introduce my family to you!
Angela! Wait. Listen to me.
Angela! Will you wait a minute? I did the
best I could. That wasn't that man's fault.
The first time you get
some money, what do you do?
You spend it and show off.
You just gave away $300,000!
Oh, my God.
Oh, look at that. Isn't that awful?
I don't believe it. How tasteless.
That girl is ungrateful, considering all the
things you've done to try to improve her.
I just think this is unforgivable.
Thank you.
You may not be interested
in what Marilyn and I are doing,...
..but we have a real shot
at getting our work into AD next month.
- AD?
- Architectural Digest.
That's wonderful.
I'm happy for you and Marilyn.
- Are you all right?
- I'm not very happy with this situation.
- What's that supposed to mean?
That you and Monty seem
Give everybody else in here whatever
they're drinking. Champagne, anything.
Yes, sir.
Drinks on the house!
Courtesy of Mr Brewster.
Monty Brewster's extravagance
k.nows no bounds.
After paying the highest-recorded
price for a stamp,...
a record $600,000...
..for five cases of
114-year-old French wine.
He stunned the crowd at the auction house
by not only paying in cash for the wine,...
..but by opening all 60 bottles
at a reception for the public afterwards.
At $10,000 a bottle, that's gotta be the
most expensive hangover I've heard of.
- Angela?
- What?
I asked if your feelings had changed.
How can I make it any clearer?
Can you pay for the drinks and let's go?
The drinks are on Monty.
- Brewster?
- Yes?
Looks like you've got
Yeah, I'm too busy to have fun.
- Mailing that stamp was quite ingenious.
- You like that? And the wine auction?
Again, very imaginative. I understand
it cost $600,000, according to Miss Drake.
There she goes again, as usual.
I am tired of acting like a rich
a**hole for everybody. I'm fed up.
I should've took Uncle Rupert's wimp
clause. I don't think I can pull this off.
I don't know, but that baseball game
you're planning sounds like a good step.
My left leg. See? I planted it
down wrong. I was off balance.
Ooh! Go ahead, Monty.
Now that's the Monty I know.
Hi, Monty. How's it going, buddy?
- Tell him the good news.
- You tell him.
- I got good news and bad news.
- Tell him the bad news first.
The bad news is I did what you wanted me
to do. I got rid of your lceberg stocks.
- That's great.
- You ready for the good news?
I took Eugene's advice. I admit, without
you knowing, I used the corporate name.
- I made some investments for you.
- That's OK.
What did I buy?
A commodity thing, an oil well...
- He just made you $10 million.
- $10 million!
- Woo-hoo hoo! Yee-ha ha!
- Isn't that wonderful?
Ten million, ten million,
ten million dollars!
No! Damn it!
I'm right back where I started, damn it!
Jesus.
$10 million. $10 million.
What's the matter, Monty?
I make the guy $10 million
and he acts like it's a funeral.
It's American money.
Congratulations.
About that furniture
you wanted us to rent.
I'm afraid the company requires
a substantial cash deposit. $20,000.
$20,000. Hey, don't forget.
To give Angela the receipt? I know.
- Have to keep those books straight.
- Yeah.
So long.
I'd like to be alone... by myself.
No problem. You must be getting
psyched up for the Yankee game.
He always does this. He gets cranky cos
he's getting psyched up for a big game.
Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
This time we'll just leave him alone.
- I don't get it.
- Yeah, what is with him?
- We should consider psychiatric help.
- What are you? Nuts?
OK.
With two week.s until the election,
this station is sorry to report...
..that it is unable to endorse either of
the candidates for mayor of New York..
Both Mr Heller and Mr Salvino have been
pumping scandalous amounts of money...
..into slick. advertising campaigns that, so
far, have only demonstrated their ability...
..to slander each other
and squander campaign contributions.
In the view of this station, the only
issue being raised by this debate...
..is whether the city
of New York. is for sale,...
..andjust how much slush money
it will tak.e to buy it.
Running for office is expensive, and it's
unheard of to do it with your own money.
- Yeah. What's he know about politics?
- He's trying to do some good.
I've figured this out. That's why
he gets upset when he makes a profit.
It makes him feel guilty. He's trying
to do the right thing for once in his life.
Mr Brewster! Mr Brewster!
Mr Brewster, could you
give us your reasons...
..for your sudden
and unexpected candidacy?
I figure voting for Salvino or Heller is
just as silly as them running for office.
That's as silly as me running for office.
What is not silly is the power
of the people's vote.
it to vote for...
..none of the above!
Are we to understand that you don't
actually want anyone to vote for you?
What I'm saying is I think
only an idiot would vote for me.
Mr Brewster, have you taken positions
on any of the issues facing the city?
Sanitation, union corruption...
The bottom line is
I'm here to buy your votes.
With only 10 days left
before the election,...
..how will you find support
for that position?
I don't expect support. I'm asking people
not to send money in to my candidacy.
They'll need it after this election.
Monty Brewster. That's me, right?
Tonight, I'm here to talk to you
about "None of the above".
You know how, at election time,
you decide not to vote...
..because the two candidates
are so repulsive?
Repulsive's not the word.
We 're all full of sh*t.
that kind of language on television.
Maybe he's just trying
to get his point across.
I never wear a suit and a tie. Never.
These are just things politicians use to
trick. you into think.ing they're respectable.
Well... to the politician, huh?
- He bought prime time on every station?
- Worse than that, he's on network.
He's running spots in all 52 states
in case any New Yorkers are on vacation.
Write in "None of the above"
on your ballot.
Don't vote for any of us. We 're a**holes.
We 'll only mak.e things worse.
Let's drink. to it.
for coming out today...
..to see to it that neither my opponents
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