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Brewster's Millions Page #8
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- 1985
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nor me win the election.
I wanna ask the question.
- Who's buying the booze?
- You are!
- Who's buying the food?
- You are!
- And who's tryin' to buy your vote?
- You are!
- And who you're gonna vote for?
- None of the above!
- Say it again!
- None of the above!
- Let me hear it one more time!
- None of the above!
Brewster! Brewster! Brewster!
Call it outrageous.
Call it a breath of fresh air.
But what you can no longer
call it is a jok.e campaign.
Eccentric multimillionaire
Montgomery Brewster...
..is electrifying crowds
and is starting to show up in the polls.
All this reporter can say is I hate to
see what he could do if he was serious.
So, what do you wanna talk about?
- Me? Your people called my people.
- Bullshit. Your people moved first.
What's the difference?
We got the same problem.
Brewster.
You heard what he said about us
yesterday. I'll quote it for you.
"Heller and Salvino are both just
a couple of overgrown wharf rats."
"Why else would anybody spend $10
million to get a $60,000-a-year job...
..unless he planned to steal
it back with interest?"
You and I are gonna sue him
for every cent he's got.
That's very good, Heller. Very good.
I called 'em a couple
..and I had to pay 'em $4 million
for the emotional damage it did.
- What do you think of your opponents?
- They're slime. You can quote me.
Don't quote him, please.
Any prediction on the game?
I'm takin' that game more serious
than I am this election.
Can we take anything you say seriously?
It's like the saying: "If bullshit
were money, I'd be a millionaire."
Well, I'm a millionaire.
He didn't mean that.
Don't you dare quote him on that.
You must be so nervous about this
game. You put everything into it.
Not everything, but a lot.
This is my big day.
I'm pitching against the Yankees.
I can get any team out for three innings.
Good afternoon. The New York.
Yank.ee baseball network. is on the air.
We've got a special edition
of Yankee baseball,...
..a special three-inning exhibition game...
..between the New York. Yank.ees
and - are you ready for this? -
the Hack.ensack. Bulls.
I know they're the Yankees. You know
how many years I listened to you guys...
..complaining about
you never get your shot?
Well, today we get our shot.
There's gonna be sports writers there.
Newscasters, TV, radio.
Johnson, you're 26 years old, right?
You got a great glove. Perfect swing.
But if you don't show your stuff
out there, nobody's gonna know it.
Hey, you guys!
Let's go out there and kick a little ass!
And the Hackensack Bulls
take the playing field!
That was a great speech you made.
I know you got something to prove,
but don't try to show these guys up.
Monty looks so tiny. Those Yankees
look so big. Can he get hurt?
Nah. They'll just take his fast balls
and dent some cars in the parkin' lot.
I better move my limousine.
No votes for Brewster!
None of the above!
Hear this crowd go crazy.
That's for Montgomery Brewster.
That financial-world wizard
who came on the scene...
..and continues to thrill and delight
the fans of this stadium.
None of the above! None of the above!
All right! Let's play ball.
- Hackensack Bulls, huh?
- That's the name.
Robby digs in and we're under way.
Monty Brewster peers in at his sign
- Change-up?
- No, that was his fastball.
I guess you'd have to call that
his change-up, hey, Biff?
- Swing on, it's a hotshot.
- Out!
You are out.
Ken Dixon stepping in for the Yanks. Biff?
Dixon's reputation as
a tough competitor is legendary, Vinnie.
Hey, Ken Dixon. It's a pleasure
to be on the same field.
I admire your work. You're a great hitter.
- That pitcher of yours thinks he's cute.
- He sure does.
You had a great season
this year, Mr Dixon.
I saw that game in Boston
back in June, was it?
- Saw that game?
- Yeah, I saw that game.
I tell you. Great game. Two home runs.
A triple. Six RBls. I can't believe...
- ..you didn't make the all-star team.
- I didn't believe it either.
That was a foul ball.
Come on, Monty. Keep it in there.
- Dixon, I saw your wife on television.
- Yeah?
- She sure is an ugly b*tch.
- Thanks.
- Strike three, you're out!
And you shut up. Get outta here.
You shut up. Get outta here.
- You shut up.
- What did I say?
- What happened, man?
- He called my wife an ugly b*tch.
- Snack bar!
- I'm a snack bar? You're an a**hole.
It's a heated exchange. Looks like this
game may have some real spirit after all.
It's all right. Come on.
One word out of you, fat boy,
and you eat your mask.
You won't talk to me
the way you did Dixon.
Can I help it if a guy can't take a joke?
Have you ever seen his wife?
Yeah. Ugly b*tch!
There's a long drive to
deep centre field. Back., back., way back..
Mik.e Scharf with
- Uh-huh?
- Warren Cox. You're expecting me.
Uh, yeah, right. The refund.
Yes. It's $20,000. That's the receipt.
I'm glad to get rid of it. Don't like
having that kind of money around here.
The boss wasn't too happy when he found
out Mr Brewster didn't like the furniture.
Yes, it's a pity, but he has no taste.
By the way, how's the big game coming?
Bulls are ahead one-zip, but
they're starting to hit 'em.
Right.
No, no, no, no, no!
Ken Dixon driving
a grand-slam home run...
..and the Yank.ees lead it four to one.
Listen to that scattered
applause here in Hack.ensack..
Sounds more lik.e a death k.nell.
That is true Yankee baseball
there, my friend.
New York Yankee power has burst
a balloon over Hackensack, New Jersey.
Wouldn't you know that the Bronx
Bombers'd be the bad guys?
Oh, my!
Gotta take you out, kid.
He just got lucky, Monty.
Hey, you did good, Brewster. Real good.
I'm proud of you and all the guys.
What the hell,
this is the New York Yankees.
Play ball!
That was a valiant effort. Your Uncle
Rupert would've been proud of you.
didn't like losers.
Mr Brewster, I don't think you're a loser.
If it's the money you're worried about,
don't. I only have $38,000 left.
I could spend that tonight in my sleep.
Yes, but it looks like
you could win this election.
The job carries a $60,000 annual salary,...
..which would be considered
an asset by the terms of the will.
OK, here are the final totals. For the
Yankees to win, four runs on four hits...
Wait a minute.
Somethin' might be goin' on.
It looks like Brewster's
gonna address this crowd of folks.
Kill the commercial, fellas.
I'd like to take my hat off to the Yankees.
Anybody can inherit millions of dollars
and buy hisself an election,...
..but it takes a real athlete
to be a professional baseball player.
And that's what all these gentlemen
here are today. Real professionals.
See, the election was
supposed to be a joke.
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