Bridget Jones's Baby Page #11
CATHY (CONT’D)
Ooh, you’ve got a little grey patch
here, shall I...
Before he has a chance to reply she whips out a pair of
scissors and snips off a lock of hair. She secretly puts it
in a plastic zip-loc bag.
CATHY (CONT’D)
And this silver fox’s nails could
do with a little bit of a trim too.
Ooh, these hands have not seen a
days manual labour. They’re silky
soft.
Bridget gives a thumbs up. Jack looks perplexed.
JACK:
Wow, real attention to detail. I
could get used to this.
Cathy laughs.
CATHY:
Now tell me, Jack, do you by any
chance like Chinese food?
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86 INT. GALLERY. NIGHT. 86
A nervous Bridget talks into Miranda’s earpiece.
BRIDGET:
OK, coming out of the VT in 5,4,
and remember - gear shift.
87 INT. STUDIO FLOOR. NIGHT. 87
Miranda puts on a concerned face as the Floor Manager counts
her down.
MIRANDA:
And we have a number for a helpline
on our website.
(Perking up)
But now though, I’m joined by Jack
Quant. Raised by a single mother in
Baltimore, he won a scholarship to
Harvard at 17, created the website
that made him a billionaire and
he’s here today to tell us all
about his number one bestseller,
QWANTUM LEAP. It’s absolutely
wonderful to have you on the sofa.
Miranda is in full flirt mode.
JACK:
It’s great to be here.
88 INT.GALLERY. NIGHT. 88
Bridget talks into her earpiece.
BRIDGET:
Can you please try not to shag him
on air.
Alice comes over and leans in.
ALICE:
This is dynamite, tell her to flirt
more.
89 INT. STUDIO FLOOR. NIGHT. 89
MIRANDA:
Now we’re going to be talking about
your new book of course, but first
let’s talk about romance. We found
this picture of you from your
college days.
Up pops a Maths faculty photo showing seven of the geekiest
looking boys imaginable - all glasses, braces and
awkwardness.
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JACK:
(smiling)
Wow - you’ve done your research.
I’m the good-looking one at the
front right!
MIRANDA:
You’ve changed a lot since then and
Qwantify has brought true love to
millions...Has it worked for you?
JACK:
(easy charm)
If I answer that, can we move on
and talk about my book?
Miranda nods.
JACK (CONT’D)
Ok then, some people had Farrah
Fawcett as their first crush, but
my first love was an algorithm.
90 INT. GALLERY. NIGHT. 90
Alice’s face goes black.
ALICE:
And we’ve lost them... if he
carries on talking about
‘algorithms’ I’m cutting to that VT
of cats who look like Hitler.
Bridget steels herself, speaks into the earpiece.
BRIDGET:
He’s avoiding the question. Get him
off maths. Ask him if he’s with
anyone now...
91 INT. HARD NEWS, STUDIO FLOOR. NIGHT. 91
MIRANDA:
So, for someone so good at
matchmaking is there someone
special in your life?
JACK:
Ha! Apart from Downton’s Lady Mary?
I thought we were moving on now...
92 INT. GALLERY. NIGHT. 92
ALICE:
Cue Hitler Cats!
A picture comes on the monitor of a cat that looks exactly
like Hitler - all ready to roll.
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Bridget now has the bit between her teeth...
BRIDGET MIRANDA:
Don’t be evasive, it’s Don’t be evasive, it’s
apparent you have everything, apparent you have everything,
but why have you chosen to but why have you chosen to
have no family, no children? have no family, no children?
RICHARD FINCH:
Brilliant, zoom in on 4.
ALICE:
Love it!
93 OMITTED 93
93A OMITTED 93A
93B INT. HARD NEWS. STUDIO FLOOR. NIGHT. 93B
Jack is a little bit rattled.
JACK:
Look, I love kids, but I always
found the idea of being a father
myself kind of petrifying. That’s
why I’m drawn to algorithms.
They’re rational, predictable.
Everything a child isn’t.
Cut to Bridget - her face drops.
Miranda flinches as she hears the next question come down the
earpiece. She steels herself and becomes all Paxmanesque.
BRIDGET MIRANDA:
So, can you have children? So can you have children? Are
Are the soldiers working? the soldiers working?
Jack looks shocked and the crew look confused.
JACK (CONT’D)
Well... I believe so, the barracks
are in pretty regular use.
93C INT. GALLERY. SAME TIME. 93C
BRIDGET MIRANDA:
Really, because for somebody Really, because for somebody
with a supposed algorithm for with a supposed algorithm for
love, isn’t it odd that love, isn’t it odd that
you’ve never found it? you’ve never found it?
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93D INT. HARD NEWS STUDIOS. NIGHT. 93D
JACK:
Well I suppose in order to find
something you have to actively look
for it, and I guess I work so hard
these days, I haven’t got time.
93E OMITTED 93E
93F OMITTED 93F
94 INT. GALLERY. NIGHT. 94
BRIDGET MIRANDA:
How much do you know about How much do you know about
the Quant family bloodline? the Quant family bloodline?
Any skeletons in the closet? Any skeletons in the closet?
Sexual deviants...Criminal Sexual deviants...Criminal
records...Serial killers...? records...Serial killers...?
Alice now looks confused, as does everybody in the gallery at
this random non-sequitur.
95 INT. HARD NEWS. STUDIO FLOOR. NIGHT. 95
Jack now looks totally perplexed.
JACK:
I’m sorry, I’m not sure where we
are going with all of this, but in
all honesty, I have to be wary. I
women.
He looks around and recognizes Bridget in the gallery.
JACK (CONT'D)
You wouldn’t believe some of the
weirdos who cross my path.
Seeing him see her, she takes evasive action and ducks behind
her desk. Unfortunately, her headphone lead doesn’t extend
far enough and she ends up jolting her head back and having
to lean at forty-five degrees to the floor.
96 INT. GALLERY. NIGHT. 96
Bridget, still at forty-five degrees to the floor, everyone
in the gallery staring at her like a lunatic.
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BRIDGET:
(Floundering)
F***! Ask him something about
algorithms.
97 INT. RECEPTION. HARD NEWS. NIGHT. 97
A furtive Bridget tries to sneak out of the building when she
finds...
JACK:
Well how about seeing you here.
BRIDGET:
Oh, hi! Great to see you, I’m
sorry, I wanted to come and find
you, say hello, but you know what
live TV is like, so chaotic...
JACK:
You know, there are easier ways to
get in touch with me than inviting
me on national TV to ask me about
my sperm.
BRIDGET:
What? No... I...
JACK:
Because I would have liked to have
heard from you. I was disappointed
when I came back that morning and
you’d gone.
BRIDGET:
You were?
JACK:
We had an amazing night. I thought
you were great, at least I did,
before I became a clip on ‘The
fifty most embarrassing chat show
moments of all time’.
BRIDGET:
I’m sorry... I don’t know how to
explain it...
(deep breath)
...The thing is...I’m pregnant.
JACK:
Wow! Congratulations, that’s so
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