Bridget Jones's Baby Page #7
A chic, expensive room. JUDE dresses her 6 year old, POPPY,
whilst talking on speaker into her iPhone. They both have
frightful colds. Giles is in the background getting ready.
JUDE:
Where the f*** are you?
The child watches her mother carefully and expressionlessly
before sneezing wetly all over her.
49 INT. CAR. LONDON TRAFFIC JAM. DAY. 49
The car in stationary traffic. Shazzer’s children’s mouths
are agape at hearing the swear word.
BRIDGET:
Speeding through lovely
countryside.
SPIKE:
No we’re not, why is Auntie Bridget
lying...
50 INT. COUNTRY HOUSE HOTEL. BEDROOM. DAY. 50
JUDE (O.S.)
You’d better be.
Jude lifts up Poppy’s dress and looks at her severely.
JUDE (CONT’D)
You are not going to a christening
without wearing knickers.
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51 INT. CAR. DAY. 51
BRIDGET:
We are wearing knickers.
SHAZZER:
Speak for yourself.
JUDE:
Bridge, I thought you should know,
after Tom dropped out, Giles asked
Mark to be the godfather, the
prick.
BRIDGET:
(Horrified)
He did what?
JUDE (O.S.)
I know he really is a useless cock,
did it without asking me.
Bridget tenses.
52 INT. COUNTRY CHURCH. DAY. 52
The service is already underway. Bridget, Shazzer and the
kids come in at the back of the church.
BRIDGET (V.O)
Oh f***, f***, f***.
A roiling sea of smug-marrieds and their offspring fill the
pews. Shazzer and the kids duck into a pew, leaving Bridget
to run the gauntlet, tottering down the aisle to the font
where the christening party is waiting for her. The baby is
crying.
BRIDGET (CONT’D)
(muttering left and right)
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
POPPY stands beside a cross-looking Jude as Bridget
approaches.
POPPY:
(repeating her mother’s words)
Where the F*** were you?
Bridget gets a frosty reception from Jude, Giles and the
VICAR. She acknowledges Mark Darcy. He gives what looks like
a disapproving nod in return.
Irritably, Jude hands Bridget the baby. It immediately stops
crying. The baby loves her.
53 EXT. COUNTRY CHURCH. DAY. 53
Bridget and Darcy still haven’t had a chance to speak. Jude,
Giles, Bridget and Darcy are lining up for photos.
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Bridget is still holding the baby who is sleeping peacefully.
MAGDA and JEREMY, friends of Bridget’s, are there with three
ill-behaved boys in tow.
MAGDA:
Look at Bridget - she’s a natural.
JEREMY:
Need to get a move on though. Mind
you, that woman in Italy had a baby
at 65.
Magda nudges him, smiles apologetically at Bridget.
BRIDGET:
Number one on my to-do list!
JEREMY:
Want a hand?
Magda hits him. Mark looks awkwardly at the floor.
PHOTOGRAPHER:
OK, can I just have the godparents
now?
The rest of the congregation peel away, leaving just Mark,
Bridget and the baby. In an alternate universe...
MARK:
(stiffly)
So, how are you?
BRIDGET:
Very well thank you? And you?
MARK:
Well. Yes. Thanks.
Mark is incredibly uncomfortable and awkward around the baby.
BRIDGET:
Are you here with your wife? I’m
sorry I can’t remember her name.
MARK:
Camilla. No. She er... no. Couldn’t
make it. Are you with anyo....?
BRIDGET:
No. Not...today... No.
She trails off, busies herself with the baby.
PHOTOGRAPHER:
Come on it’s not a funeral. What
about a couple of smiles from you
two? Maybe give her a little kiss
on the forehead?
Darcy leans over to give Bridget the most awkward of pecks on
the forehead.
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PHOTOGRAPHER (CONT’D)
That’s lovely, but I was talking
about the baby.
BRIDGET:
(tries to break the ice)
We should probably just acknowledge
that this is unbelievably awkward,
no?
MARK:
Sorry?
BRIDGET:
This? You and me holding a baby,
you know, since well... you know.
MARK:
Right, yes, put like that...
He doesn’t get a chance to elaborate because Jude interrupts.
JUDE:
Bridget, they want to get a photo
with you and me and the baby.
BRIDGET:
Yes. Good.
MARK:
Well. I’ll see you later I
shouldn’t wonder.
BRIDGET:
Yes... unless I try and make a
break for it with this thing.
Healthy babies can fetch a fortune
desperately need a new boiler.
(talking to the baby)
Shall we sell you? Shall we?
The baby chortles back at her. The photographer looks
horrified, Mark smiles.
54 INT. DRAWING ROOM. HOTEL. DAY. 54
The party is well underway. Darcy stands with a group of
fathers including Giles & Fergus. Bridget is wandering around
followed by a crocodile-line of kids. Darcy and Bridget
pretend not to notice each other.
On a band of mothers, all talking to a HEAVILY-PREGNANT
WOMAN, GINNY. Bridget tries to sneak past.
WONEY:
Here she is. Everyone’s favourite
godmother. How many godchildren
now, Bridget?
BRIDGET:
Running into six figures, Woney.
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WONEY:
Better hurry up though!
Bridget grabs a fork from a passing tray and stabs it into
Woney’s arm. Woney screams.
BRIDGET:
Do you think it hasn’t crossed my
mind?
BACK TO REALITY.
BRIDGET (CONT’D)
Good advice. Thanks.
GINNY:
You know there was a woman in Italy
who had a baby when she was 65.
BRIDGET:
Wow, I did not know that.
GINNY:
Ooh! There she goes! She’s kicking
me!
BRIDGET:
And who can blame her?
The women stare at her.
BRIDGET.
With all this noise and excitement.
GINNY:
Do you want to feel?
BRIDGET:
No, I’m okay
GINNY:
I really don’t mind. Feel. The.
Bump.
BRIDGET:
Oh. Right. Okay.
(does so reluctantly)
Ahh. Lovely. Wow.
Bridget, all smiles.
BRIDGET (CONT’D)
Excuse me, must go and get er...
impregnated.
As she leaves all the women watch her and ‘Aaah’ in
patronising sympathy.
CUT TO:
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55 INT. OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM. DAY. 55
Bridget and Mark arrive at the bar simultaneously. Mark gives
her a polite smile as two efficient bar-people reach them.
MARK:
Hello again.
BRIDGET:
Hello.
MARK:
How are you?
BRIDGET:
I’m very well thank you. How are
you?
MARK:
I am fine.
BRIDGET:
So am I. Well good bye then.
MARK:
Good bye.
They turn away to a separate barman.
BRIDGET:
Give me a glass of wine. Big, big
glass.
MARK:
(to his barman)
And a whisky. Double.
They go off in opposite directions. Drinking fast.
56 INT. TV ROOM / CORRIDOR. HOTEL. DAY. 56
Mark spots Bridget who is heroically trying to stop Magda and
Jeremy’s three ill-behaved boys and Shazzer’s twins from
killing each other in order to get a turn on the iPad.
BRIDGET:
Zak, your Mum said thirty minutes.
Off! Now!
BOY ONE:
Wait! I’m about to shoot the pimp!
Bridget looks at the screen horrified as the boys kick and
thump each other. The youngest winds Bridget’s hair around a
Thomas the Tank Engine. Suddenly the child is hoisted away as
if by magic. Bridget sags with relief.
MARK:
That’s no way to treat a lady,
boys. Here, look
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Mark picks up the iPad and sits on the floor. The boys
cluster around it.
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