Bruno & Boots: This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall Page #6
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Oh, I think
the real question is:
what are you doing here?
I'm headmaster of this school.
Oh, really? And for how long?
I would think that after
a disastrous prank war,
the last thing a responsible
headmaster would do
is hold a Boogie or Breakdown
competition
in front of 10 million
YouTube viewers!
Thirteen million.
Oh, God.
How would you even
know about...
Hello? Kip Kipperson, from
Boogie or Breakdown Productions?
Great. I have an event
that I think you'd be
Kip-tastic for.
Diabolical laughter
in the halls.
Three demerits.
I dig the use of "Kip-tastic",
but you used dance
for evil, man,
and that is not cool with Kip.
Eh.
I just don't understand
how you thought this was
a good idea, Sturgeon.
You know, it wasn't
exactly my idea,
Superintendent Snow.
And that's the problem.
You've lost control.
Hosting the Scrimmage girls
is one thing, but a prank war?
And reports
you were seen doing...
the stanky leg?
Hello, this is Eugenia
Scrimmage and I think
I can help.
Oh, please don't.
We have had some interesting
transition challenges,
it's nothing that a sharing
circle couldn't sort out.
Ms. Scrimmage, the Governing
Board of Governance and I
couldn't agree more.
In fact, we are prepared
to have our own sharing
circle when we discuss
who will run the Hall before
someone gets seriously hurt.
Surely you don't mean...
firing me?
That is one option
on the table.
We do have a very qualified
replacement
who is willing and able to...
No. No, please, don't say...
Hello, Sturgeon.
Hartley.
It's me, Rob Hartley.
Yeah, I just said that.
Oh.
Mr. Hartley
has some very interesting ideas
about how better to serve
- the students of Macdonald Hall.
- Mm-hmm.
Oh, I'm sure he's very
interested in my job,
since he just lost his own.
Well, you see,
let me explain that.
Like many great men before me,
I was duped... duped, I say...
By cougar traffickers,
but all charges were
dropped, Sturgeon,
when I agreed to testify
against everyone,
- including people
- I've never met before.
So all's well that ends well.
We can discuss
all of this, including just who
is best suited to run the Hall,
when the Board meets at the Hall
tomorrow. Hartley?
Mm-hmm. I wouldn't
miss it for the world.
Your evil is
showing, Hartley.
Oh. Thought I'd hung up.
Still on, Hartley.
Oh.
Tomorrow, Sturgeon.
We will support you,
William, don't worry.
My girls, myself,
my entire school...
We will all be behind you.
Eugenia,
I'm right over here.
William,
are you alright?
I told my boys
that change was good,
- that it was a necessary
- part of life
- And they could
- deal with it and...
And you were right.
No, I was wrong!
I was very wrong.
Now I have to fix it.
Somehow.
Where did you
learn those moves?
Don't you wanna see, Cathy?
Everyone's having a blast.
Okay, where you see a blast,
I see another Bruno Walton plot.
Yeah, well,
we sure see something.
Girls, we need to talk.
I'll get the sharing stick.
I'd like to propose
another study session:
revenge and its practical
applications.
Diane, forget the stick.
And I'm not here to talk
- I'm here to say that,
For the first time
in my life as an educator
and an awakening
specialist, that I am...
disappointed.
In who?
Yeah, tell us
and they're done.
In you girls and your behavior.
But I...
I don't understand.
Is this what
they call... criticism?
Yes, it is, and I think
you all need some.
Mr. Sturgeon opened up
his hall to us
in our time of need,
and how have we repaid him?
Through prank wars
and dance disasters
and horrible manners!
Manners?
What is this supposed to be, a
young ladies' finishing school?
I thought you wanted
strong, independent women
that take...
I do Strong independent women
know how to treat their friends,
which is apparently something
you don't know how to do.
- Oh, nice try, but I'm still
- not talking to you, dude.
- Yeah, well, I didn't ask
- for this meeting, you did.
Wrong again, Melvin.
Yeah, that's right,
- I'm so mad at you I'm not even
- using your cool nickname,
- Which I gave you.
- Wait.
If I didn't set this up
and you didn't set this up,
then who set this up?
We did.
We need to talk,
all of us.
- I'd rather eat dirt
- than talk to her.
- Oh, I can arrange that.
- Stop!
Guys, Sturgeon might get fired
because we can't get along.
- Fired?
- What do you mean?
How do you know?
When Scrimmage came
and gave us a lecture...
Wait, wait.
Scrimmage lectured you?
Yeah, pretty freaky.
So we checked around,
talked to some
of our resources... we can't
really tell you who,
it's hush-hush, but...
We asked Mrs. Davis.
The Board's meeting tomorrow
and Hartley
takes his place.
Whoa, The Fish can be a real
pain in the pants sometimes...
Yeah, but no way the Hall
would deserve Hartley.
This is all our fault.
No,
I'd say it's 30% us,
70% the Scrimmage girls.
Oh my...
But who's counting, right?
Well, 100% of us
need to do something.
She's right. Thankfully,
I have a plan.
Bruno!
It's risky, you know,
and may involve military
vehicles and a lot of penguins...
We do nothing.
Boots, if we don't
do anything,
Sturgeon could get fired
- and Hartley would be - running the Hall.
- No.
He's right.
Everything we've been doing,
it all has to stop.
But when Sturgeon
is having that meeting,
the Hall needs to be
the quietest,
best school
in the country.
So no pranks and no revenge.
Okay.
- Just to be clear,
- I'm still mad at you.
Yeah, me too.
We still have to tell the boys.
And I'll tell the girls.
For one day in
the Hall's history,
no surprises.
A hot air balloon?
It is I, crown prince
of Malbonia, Francisco Diaz.
I ran away to come here
to be a Macdonald Hall boy
like you said I should, Bruno.
So, where's all
the fun to be had?
You were right.
It does taste like stardust.
So funny!
What's the problem, Smith?
George isn't a big fan
of the homeless.
I mean, where
do they even live?
But that's not what my look
of horror is about, O'Neal.
Am I the only one here who
follows international news?
Of course I am.
People of Malbonia,
something terrible
has happened.
Late last night,
our beloved prince regent
Francisco
was taken
from Castle Malbonia
by some unscrupulous monsters
who left a note with
only one word:
Canada.Franny, did you
write that note?
The Prime Minister
of this strange and exotic land
has agreed to help us.
Rest assured, my people,
when we find out
where Francisco is,
there will be terrible
consequences.
Awesome.
Remember Malbonia's
royal motto:
Never forget. Never forgive.
Never forget, never forgive.
Okay.
Wait, you ran away!
This isn't our fault!
This is a fair point.
- We just need to take him
- to the Malbonia Embassy
and explain what happened.
No!
I came here to have fun.
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