Buffalo '66 Page #5

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All the girls love him.

He's smart! He's smart!

Let's go.

Hey!

Hey, look, everybody,

the king is back.

Billy:
That's right.

The king is here.

- Billy Brown.

- What's up? Nice to see you.

- It's nice to see you.

- You look really good.

Really good.

So, you guys keep

my ball and stuff?

Did we keep your ball?

We got your ball, your locker...

- You better have kept it.

- ...just like you left it.

All right.

What?

Did you pay my membership?

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

You weren't here to pay it,

so I paid it for you.

'Cause I'm your friend, right?

- U sed your own money?

- Yeah.

- All right, I owe you for that.

- You're my friend.

You're my friend, too.

Any good bowlers around

these days, anybody good?

- Just you, Billy.

- All right.

- Who's the girl?

- I'm his wife.

She's not my wife.

I picked her up hitchhiking.

Five years in the joint,

you don't waste any time.

You know me.

So I'll go get my things

out of the locker.

I gave you 13.

That's the one you like, right?

Yeah, that's my lane.

I'll see you in a minute.

Who's that girl?

Just some girl,

a girlfriend I had.

What happened to her?

I don't know.

I'm a free guy.

That's not my style.

I need to be free,

so I let her go.

Can I get a little room here?

Why don't you go

sit over there?

I need a little priv acy.

Hey, Sonny?

Where's my ball?

I got it right here.

- Let me see that.

- It's all polished up.

It looks good.

You did a good job.

- I'm going to go bowl.

- Have a good time.

Thanks a lot.

- You're my friend, right?

- You bet.

Thanks, Sonny.

The kid is hot.

You see the pro?

Yes !

Oh ! Oh ! Oh !

( laughs )

Oh ! Oh !

You saw it, you saw it.

That's right, Billy's back.

Come on !

Come on ! F***.

Sonny, can you fix it?

- I'll get it.

- Sh*t, I was in a groove.

Get out of my chair.

Scoot over.

Damn !

Sh*t.

Yes !

( music starts )

Call her moonchild

Dancing in the shallows

of a river

Lovely moonchild

Dreaming in the shadows

Of a willow

Talking to the trees

of the cobweb strange

Sleeping on the steps

of a fountain

Weaving silver wands

to the nightbird song

Waiting for the sun

On the mountain.

Stop dancing.

Stop it, all right?

Go sit down.

( Layla chuckles )

F***!

What's so funny?

Why don't you try one?

Go ahead, try one,

big shot.

F***!

Come on, superstar.

Figures.

Can I bowl another one?

Go ahead.

I'm going

to the bathroom.

- What city, please?

- Buffalo.

Yes. What listing?

Can I have the number

of Scott Wood'sexotic Dancers.

How are you spelling that?

I don't know.

Wood's woo--

( phone rings )

Recording:
Hi, you've reached

Scott Wood's Solid Gold.

This is Scott Wood, the guy

Buffalonians love to hate.

Folks, I'm real sorry about

that field goal I missed.

But guess what? I got some

beautiful topless dancers

here at my new nightclub,

Scott Wood's Solid Gold.

Come on down and check out

these beautiful girls,

stripping down for you

to next to nothing.

They're gorgeous. Scott Wood's Live

Solid Gold Sexotic Dancers.

We're at Niagara and Herglenn.

We'll see you here.

I'm going to kill

that f***er.

I'm going to kill him.

We have to go.

I'm having fun.

Can't I bowl one more time?

If you want to stay, you stay.

I'm leaving.

Hey, come back here with me.

- Where are we going?

- I want to take some pictures.

Really? You want to take

pictures with me?

Yeah, really.

Wait, I've got

to fix my hair.

Don't fix your hair.

This is not that kind of sh*t.

Don't start that sh*t.

We're just taking simple pictures.

This is not glamour.

You look fine.

Come on, you look fine.

- Is my hair okay?

- Yeah, it looks nice.

- Are you sure?

- Mm-mm.

It looks fine.

Put this in.

( machine whirs )

Okay be ready, 'cause it's

going to come soon.

You ready?

Come on, what is that?

- What?

- What are you doing?

You just made me waste $2.

Get up.

- Come on.

- I was making it fun.

You're missing the point.

You just wasted $2.

Get up, get up, get up.

Now listen to me.

Sit down.

We're taking pictures

for my parents.

Do you understand that?

We're taking pictures

like we're a couple,

like we like each other,

like we're husband and wife

and we span time together.

We span time together

as a couple.

'Cause we're a loving couple,

spanning time.

These photos are us

in love, spanning time.

No bullshit faces,

no funny faces.

Just look like you like me.

That's all I want.

Just look like you like me.

- That's it. Can you do that?

- You're so weird.

Fine. Let's go.

Are you going to do it

or are you not going to do it?

I'll do my best.

I don't want to waste

more money. Just do it right.

We're in love.

We're spanning time.

Look like you like me,

look like we're husband and wife.

- I do like you.

- You know what I mean.

I mean like, you like me

like you're my wife.

Like you're in love.

That kind of like.

Like we're in love,

spanning time.

- Just do it right, all right?

- I'll do my best.

Don't do your best,

do it right.

And don't get smart.

I don't want to waste $2.

Just do it right.

- All right.

- All right.

Look like you love me.

Let's span time.

Let's span time together.

- What are you doing?

- What?

Don't touch me !

Don't touch me.

What do you mean? We're supposed

to be husband and wife.

- I'm trying to make it look good.

- We're a couple that doesn't touch.

We like each other.

We like each other a lot.

And we span time together.

We just don't touch each other.

Now let's span time.

Let's use a different

color in the back.

Let's do blue.

This is the blue period.

Get up, get up.

Don't touch me again.

Just look like you like me,

and let's span time.

All right?

You got that?

- Yes or no?

- Yes.

I don't want to waste any more

money. This is my last $2.

- Yes or no?

- Yes.

If you don't want to do it,

don't do it.

No, I'll do it.

Let's look like

we like each other,

and span time,

and do not touch me.

Do not touch me.

Do not kiss me.

All right, come on.

All right, good. Let's see

how they are. Come on.

Please don't forget

to send the photographs

and the cards

to my parents.

I promise I won't forget.

You can trust me.

One every Christmas.

So I'll see you around.

Where are you going now?

( phone rings )

- Is Scott Wood in?

- Woman:
No.

Scott's not in. He doesn't

come in till later.

- Who's calling?

- Just a friend.

- What time does he get in?

- He doesn't come in until late,

- not before 2:
00am.

- What time is it now?

- 8:
1 5.

- He doesn't come in sooner?

He never comes in before 2:00-2:30

and he stays till closing.

If you want to see him,

come in after 2:
00.

All right, we'll go, okay?

Why don't we just go some place,

the two of us?

We'll get a room and

we'll just lay down together,

we'll lay in a bed.

You want to go some place with me?

- I do.

- I've got to get a hot bath.

I really need

to take a hot bath.

Do you think we could stop and

get a hot chocolate on the way?

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