Bugs Bunny's Easter Special Page #2

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[HONKS]

Well. he asked 10! it.

And I really need somebody

to play the part of an Easter bunny.

Hey. that's you. Sylvester.

you're a great actor.

You've got class. style.

That's true, of course. Now let's

examine my stunning technique.

A circus. Suffering succotash.

I love circuses .

Oh. boy. Pink lemonade. cotton candy...

...peanuts.

Well. I must be early. no one's here yet.

[HUMMING]

[MEOWING]

Lion, king of the cats

King of the cats, eh?

Well, you're not my king.

[ROARS]

You wanna be king. eh?

Okay. king. I'm clowning you.

[ROARING]

[HISSING]

Camel.

Elephant.

Tiger.

A Tweety Bird.

A Tweety Bird?

I thought I saw a pussycat.

I did. I did see a pussycat.

[THUDS]

[LION ROARING]

[SCREAMING]

[ROARS]

Nyah. nyah.

Uh-oh. Here comes that pussycat again.

TWEETY:

Hello. pussycat.

[CRASHES]

Well. I guess

that solves my lion problem.

I just don't think this dumb old pussycat

can play an Easter bunny. Granny.

Just a minute, buster. Let the lady

make up he! own mind.

Watch me in this one. Granny.

I'm only stupendous.

Our new member

has come to us 10! help.

Would someone volunteer

to tell what BA has done 10! him?

I was a three-bird-a-day pussycat...

...until BA helped me.

Fellow members,

from now on my motto is:

Birds is strictly for the birds.

[CROWD APPLAUDING]

[HUMMING]

Good morning.

my little feathered friend.

I got it beat.

My willpower is indomitable.

TWEETY:
Deal Diary. I know

you won't believe this. but today...

Let's see what's cooking on TV.

MAN [ON TV]:

After a basting...

...you'll find that your bird

will come out golden brown.

Every succulent morsel...

...will simply melt in your mouth.

How easy the white meat slices, huh?

[STOMACH GRUMBLING]

MAN:

Yum. yum!

Doesn't that look--

I gotta stop myself.

There. Now I won't be

able to get the bird.

Oh, Mr. Pussycat,

don't you like me anymore?

L-- I think I think--

I think you're--

I think you're delicious!

I'm sorry I had to do that.

I was afraid you might be weakening.

[MUFFLED]

Yes. I did weaken. Thanks a lot.

[SCREAMS]

Uh-oh. Here we go again.

[PANTING]

One little bird. just one. Just one. Yeah.

No one will know the difference.

No one. No one. Just one, then I'll quit.

I'll quit after one. Just one.

Just one. Just one little bird. Just one

One. One.

[CRYING]

I can't stand it.

I gotta have a bird.

I'm weak. I'm weak. but I don't care.

I can't help it. After all. I am a pussycat.

Oh. come now.

There's no need 10! this demonstration.

Birds and cats can live together

with brotherly love. Watch.

Come here. little bird.

You see? I really love birds.

[KISSES]

[LAUGHING]

- Stop it.

- Let me go. Let me go. I gotta have it.

- One little bird. Just one.

-Control yourself.

It's been so long. Let me go.

Like I said before, once a bad old

pussycat, always a bad old pussycat.

I'm sorry. Sylvester.

You're just not Easter bunny material.

Oh. that's all light, Granny.

Oh. deal. we just have to find someone

to play the Easter bunny.

Don't worry, Granny, we have

a lot of good actors around here.

Just a second. please.

Feast your eyes on this. Granny.

An Easter duck. Just the ticket.

Really, Daffy, since when can

a duck represent Easter?

Just a bit jealous. are you?

Afraid a simple duck will upstage

a stupid rabbit, huh?

Oh, it's not that, Daffy.

It's just that, an Easter bunny is cute...

...cuddly. lovable.

Well. why didn't you say so

in the first place?

I have an idea, Granny.

How about Pepe Le Pew?

He's lovable.

So exquisite. So expressive. So cool.

- Excuse me. Monsieur Le Pew. but...

- Please. madam.

I am. how you say.

emoting on the silver screen.

Sit down and enjoy.

[SINGING IN FRENCH]

[SHOUTS]

[BABBLING IN FRENCH]

[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

[SHOUTS]

GENDARME:

Le Pew!

[PEPE SINGING IN FRENCH]

[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

[HUMMING]

[SINGING]

[SHOP OWNER SHOUTING IN FRENCH]

[CRIES]

I am bankrupt.

[PURRING]

[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

Remove that skunk...

...that polecat, 'from the premises.

[SNIFFING]

[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

Ah. le belle femme skunk fatale.

My little darling.

It is love at first sight, is it not? No?

Do not come with me to the casbah.

We shall make beautiful

music together right here.

[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

[KISSING]

Huh?

Ha-ha. The small one.

She is make herself dainty for me.

For the daintiness I can wait.

[SINGING ALOUETTE"]

The time is up. Dainty or not.

we continue with this wooing.

This little love bundle.

Now she is seeking for us

a trysting place.

Touching, is it not?

You are very good. Monsieur Le Pew.

But of course.

I have practiced, you see.

Hello, baby,

I am the locksmith of love, no?

Come. darling. We must be grown-up

about these things.

Do not run away from the love.

Here-- What is this?

But of course. This little one wish to

commit suicide to prove her love for me.

What a sweet gesture.

Nevertheless. I must prevent it.

Saved.

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

We die together.

I am not dead? No?

[COUGHING]

What's this? Is that you, pigeon?

Is that--? Huh?

Oh. pardon. mama.

But have you seen a beautiful

young lady skunk?

Where are you. pigeon?

I am looking somewhere to find you.

'Yoo-hoo. rabbit. Where are you?

[COUGHS]

Aha! Perhaps you have returned in here?

Ale you here then. golden gill?

[DOOR CLOSES]

Who is this?

Oh. it is you again.

[COUGHING]

What can I do to help you?

Why do you lock the? Oh. no.

Control yourself, madam.

You cannot be in earnest.

A joke. yes?

No.

You know.

It is possible to be too attractive.

Oh. you are so cute and lovable.

You'd make

an excellent Easter bunny. Pepe.

- You wish me to be an Easter bunny?

- Oh. that was the idea.

Madam.

10! Pepe to play the Easter bunny...

...is like Robert Redford playing la France.

Never. Not me.

Oh. deal.

What you need is a bunny rabbit

to play the Easter bunny.

- But, Pepe, I--

-Do not be modest, Bugs.

Monsieur Gunther.

show us Bugs Bunny as an actor...

...a comedian. a pantomimist.

Oh. you will love this. madam.

["THE BARBER OF SEVILLE PLAYING]

[HORN PLAYING]

[PIANO PLAYS]

Eh.

Next?

Excuse me. Monsieur Le Pew. bub-

Oh. deal. he's gone.

I'm sorry. Granny.

But where am I going to find

someone to play the Easter bunny?

Isn't there anybody

we haven't talked to yet, Bugs?

Well. there's--

FOGHORN:

Hold-- I say. hold everything.

I hear-- I say, you're looking for somebody

to play the part of the Easter bunny.

I don't think you could ever pass

as a cute little bunny rabbit, Foghorn.

Son-- I say. son.

you are tampering with my career.

I have taken the liberty of putting on one of

my spectaculars on that machine up there.

Okay, roll it, Oakley.

I'll show you. I say.

I'll show you what real acting's like.

Coldest-J' I say.

Coldest winter on way here.

Bu. Feels like it's already here.

If I was to spend another winter

in this air-conditioned deep freeze...

I'd freeze my tail-- I say,

I'd freeze my tail feathers off.

Say now. that Widow Hen

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