Bugs Bunny's Easter Special Page #3

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has a nice. cozy little roost.

Maybe-- I say,

maybe I've been a bachelor too long.

[HUMMING CAMPTOWN RACES"]

Good-- I say. good day. Widow Hen.

- May I come in?

- Sakes alive. a man.

Come light in. MI. Leghorn.

Here-- I say, here's the flowers

and here's the candy.

The courtship is now over.

So how about it, Widow Hen?

Will you many me?

Well. I couldn't--

But I need you, Widow.

I need your love to keep me warm.

I couldn't many you unless you prove

you'd be a good father to my son.

Hey, boy, come on over here.

Let's have a look at you.

This is a boy?

Why don't you take Junior outside

and play games with him.

That'd be a good way to see

if he'd like you for a father.

Good-- I say. good idea. Widow Hen.

I know the boy will be crazy about me.

Crazy. that is.

Come over here. boy. and I'll show you

how to make a nice paper airplane.

There she goes. Look at he! fly.

How's that 10! a--? Huh?

No. no. boy.

That's no way to make a plane.

That'll never" I say, that'll never--

Fly.

[MACHINE GUNS FIRING]

Oh. never mind. Einstein.

Knowing the answer

wouldn't do me no good anyway.

Let's play hide-and-seek.

[JUNIOR COUNTING]

That boy would have to use

a slide rule to find me in here.

[LAUGHS]

The genius must have

got his signals mixed.

He's heading in the wrong direction.

But-- But, boy. Over there.

The box. I couldn't.

Yeah. I know. Figures don't lie.

But still-- One side. boy.

No. I better not look.

I just might be in there.

Well. let's see what you're making

there. boy. Looks like sody pop.

Watch it fizz.

[EXPLODES]

[KNOCKING]

Who is it?

Here's your little boy back, Widow.

The deal's off.

But you said you

needed my love to keep you warm.

Madam. I don't need your love.

I've got I say. I've got my bandages

to keep me warm.

What do you--? I say. what do you think.

Granny? Do I play the Easter bunny?

Oh, mercy. I just don't want to hurt

your feelings, Mr. Leghorn.

Go on. hurt them.

No. You're just not our bunny.

- That's it?

- Sony. pal.

Why do they need an Easter bunny anyway?

What's wrong with an Easter chicken?

Stop the screening.

I've solved the situation.

What do you think, sister? This is

about as Easter-ish as you can get.

You just don't understand, Daffy.

I need an actor

to play the part of an Easter bunny.

What stupendous luck.

At this very moment...

...one of my best pictures

is about to be shown.

Start the screening. Gunther.

[SINGING]

Join up with me, so joyous and' free

That':
the way to old Sherwood high

For I'm Robin Hood and I'm very good

At avoiding the Sheriff's eye

So we'll trip along merrily

Over the greensward so gracefully

To trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it

Trip it up and down

To trip it. trip it. trip it. trip it

Sn trip it up and down

[LAUGHING]

Ho-ho and ha-ha. eh?

I'll ho-ho and ha-ha you, fat friar.

With my trusty quarterstaff.

Actually, it's a buck-and-a-quarter

quarterstaff, but I'm not telling him that.

Ho. Ha. Guard. Tum. Pally.

Dodge. Spin. Ha. Thrust.

Hm. Let's see now.

Something amiss here.

I'll run through it.

Ho. ha. guard. tum. parry.

dodge. spin. ha. thrust.

Got it.

Now then.

Ho. ha. guard. tum. parry. dodge. spin.

[GIGGLING]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Knock it off.

How jolly can you get?

Prithee, old traveling clown...

...couldst thou directest me

to Robin Hood's hideout?

I wouldst fain join me up

with his band of jolly outlaws.

Look no further, good friar,

for I am he for whomst thou seekest.

I am Robin Hood.

Oh. cut it out. I'm serious.

If you don't know where he is,

just say so.

But honest and truly. I am Robin Hood.

Sure you are.

Look. give me a chance. can't you?

I'll prove I'm Robin Hood.

See yon rich. unwary traveler?

I'll rob him of his gold and

give it to some poor unworthy slob.

That'll prove that I'm Robin Hood.

Hm? Prithee?

Now then, fatso, watch as I put

a cloth-yard shaft through his wishbone.

I'm watching. jester.

[WHISTLING]

Oh. I don't know

how I could have doubted you.

Shall we spend

the gold all in one place?

Ho-ho, very funny. Ha-ha. It is to laugh.

[YAWNS]

'(nicks . and away'.!

'(nicks . and away'.!

'(nicks . and away .

'(nicks . and away .

'(nicks . and away .

'(nicks . and away .

[THUDDING]

Why. you.

Now then. yoicks. and away!

Ha-ha! Now.

I'm sorry. but I can't join you.

I'm convinced you're just

not Robin Hood.

And I'm just convinced that you could

never play an Easter bunny. Daffy.

And I'm just convinced

that you are a stupid sapsucker.

Oh, dear, I'm afraid

we've hurt his feelings.

He'll get over it. Granny.

Say. how would you like to see

Yosemite Sam act?

You think he could play

an Easter bunny?

Hey, let's find out.

Miami Beach! At last!

Yippee! Hooray! Yahoo!

[PANTING]

Yippee...

Hooray...

Man. dig this crazy beach.

Must be low tide.

Great horny toads, a trespasser.

Getting footy prints all over my desert.

Yah. mule! Yah. yah. yah!

Whoa. Camel. Whoa. whoa.

Whoa. camel. Whoa!

Come on. whoa!

When I say whoa." I mean whoa.

[SINGING]

Singing in the bathtub

[MUMBLING]

Now. I hope that'll learn you.

you humpback mule.

Ehh. what's up. doc?

You with the sideshow around here?

I'm no doc. you ea-bitten varmint.

I'm Riffraff Sam, the riffiest riff

that ever riffed a raff!

Your slip is showing.

Oh. deal. That pool Yosemite Sam.

Open the door! Open up!

Open up. I say! Open that door!

Close it! Close it!

Close it up again! Close it!

Uh-oh.

Yah. mule! Yah. yah. yah!

Mule! Yah!

[THUDS]

[THUDS]

[DOORS OPENING]

I wonder if he's stubborn enough

to open all those doors.

[EXPLODES]

Yup. he's stubborn enough.

Oh, you sure outsmarted him

that time, Bugs.

It's just play acting. Granny.

and trick photography.

Oh. Granny. wait a minute.

I just talked to my agent.

He said if you could delay

Easter for a week...

...I could play

the part of the Easter bunny for you.

Oh, dear. We can't do that, it's--

[HOPPING]

The Easter bunny himself.

You recovered. How wonderful.

You'll be able to deliver

Easter eggs alter all.

We couldn't disappoint

the children now. could we?

[LAUGHS]

DAFFY [SINGING]:

We're picking an Mr. Easter Rabbit

The official Easter bunny he will be

I fooled that stupid rabbit again.

thus proving once and 10! all...

...that a duck is as good

as any big-eared bunny.

The judge is now advised

The winner gets the prize

[BOTH]

We knew it was Daffy all the time.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

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