Can't Buy Me Love Page #6
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1987
- 94 min
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I'm gonna personally|deliver one of them to the police.
Yes, sir!
So I was telling you, you know,|this guy is, like, totally rad.
Excuse me. Ronnie said that you|said that friends share, patty.
- You've had him two weeks...|- You mean, she's attacked him for two weeks.
Whoa, wait a minute!|First of all, if I recall correctly...
you still have Bobby.
Secondly, you quit Ronnie,|so that makes him public property.
You guys, that's real romantic.|I mean, he sounds like a restroom.
First of all, I don't have Bobby.
And secondly, I didn't think|that my best friends...
would be draped all over him|like a cheap...
Why not, Cin?|He's cute, sweet.
Good.
Oh, come on, you guys.|A lady never talks.
Yeah, next time I see one,|I'll remember that.
Oh.
Shh!
Shh! Shh!
- You're sick!|- There's the target.
All right.
Oh, sh*t. Y-You know...|I know a better house.
- It's not very far from here. It's right down this street.|- Our senior year.
Our last mission.
The final shitbomb.
- It's tradition and sh*t. Let's go!|- Go on!
Listen up. We divert 'em on each|flank, and you shitbomb the front door.
- No! I won't do it!|- I told you he wouldn't do it!
- You're still a nerd, huh?|- Give me the sh*t!
- No! I'll do it.|- Come on!
I don't want to do this!
Do it now!
- Come on, Ronnie!|- Throw it, Ronnie!
- Throw it!|- Come on. Throw it!
- Come on!|- Sh*t.
- Yeah! Bull's-eye!|- Whoo-hoo!
- I got one!|- I'm comin'!
- No, you're not!|- Keep him pinned down!
- Come on, BigJohn!|Keep him down!
Ronnie, let's go! Come on!
Get the hell out of there!
- Come on,John!|- Yeahhh! Let's get outta here, man!
You hold the little bastard!
Come on. Let's go! Whoo-hoo!
There must've been|a hole in the net.
We'll get 'em next year.
I don't think he'll be back.
This is a fine-looking bird,Judy.
This is what got me|an "A" in French class.
Ronald.
- Thank you.|- You're welcome.
Let's see yours, sibling.
Ahh... I didn't get mine yet.
You're the only one from|kindergarten through college who didn't.
- You didn't get yours yet?|- Let me repeat!
- I did not get mine yet!|- Relax.
There's no reason|to raise your voice.
Back to nursery school.
Look, these are my friends, okay?
Say hello to your friends when you get|me a chocolate milkshake, extra thick.
- What?|- Read my lips.
Chocolate milkshake, extra thick.
Two C's, three B's and one "A."
Outstanding, son!
Major improvement, Chuckie.
Oh, yeah. Big deal.|Three B's and two C's?
I've been getting|straightA's since birth.
- So?|- So!
So everybody doubts the whereabouts|of my report card. That's real fair.
- Nobody doubts you. You said you didn't get it yet.|- And I didn't!
- It's just parental concern.|- See, here is the primate example.
You're raising a doll-chopping homicidal maniac,|and what do you do every time you see him?
You give him money.
Great.
- Chilling!|- Shut up, Chuck.
- I was talkin' to Ma, Dad.|- Shut up, Chuck!
Here's your shake.
I said thick! This isn't thick!
Oh, well, let me check|the consistency.
Looks thick to me.
No!
What are you doing home?
I thought you had a date with Rock.
Well... I figured|I had enough turkey for one day.
- Me too.|- Tsk.
There's a good movie on TV.
- Oh, yeah?|- Yeah.
- All right, let's make it a date.|- Oh, sweetheart.
- I love you.|- I love you too, Mom.
Hey, Kenneth!
Let me explain.|I took it long enough.
Will you talk to me? Damn it!
Well, have it your way, psycho,|but you ain't invited.
Invited to what, man?|What are you talking about?
- My house. New Year's Day?|- A party, man?
Bowl games, salami,|cheesecake... Yeah!
If I can recover from my party,|book me a couch.
- You got it!|- Book me a bed.
We have a lot of fun.
- Somebody wants your ass bad, man.|- Who is it?
Get it!
Hey. Hi.
- Long time no talk, huh?|- Yeah, I been kind of busy.
Yeah, well, that's popularity.|It's real time-consuming.
Um... I was thinking that maybe sometime|you and I could go to the airplane graveyard?
You're not under any contractual|obligation to me anymore.
I wrote a new poem.|It's called"Broken Moon. "
- Um, it starts...|- Why don't you save it for your college boy?
I wrote it for you.
You ignored the Donald Miller dork|for 17 years.
Now you wanna ride|on the Ronnie Miller express.
I don't wanna ride|the Ronnie Miller anything.
Looks like you're the only one.
Who? Iris?
Oh, yeah, she's a big conquest.|She's given more rides than Greyhound.
Well, at least her ticket|won't cost me a thousand bucks.
Cindy!
- Hi, Ronnie.|- Excuse me.
Happy New Year, pal.
Happy New Year, man. Have a beer.
- Clark County!|- Big John!
Quinton is in!|Let the fun begin!
God, you're an a**hole, man.
- Hey, powerful punch, Barbs.|- I haven't poured the punch in yet.
- Cindy, that's straight vodka.|- All right.
- Great outfit.|- I asked my mom if I could use it and she said yes.
- Ah, progressive concept.|- We make a great couple: me and my outfit.
Oh. Sorry Bobby couldn't|come home for the holidays.
You must really miss him.
I've learned to appreciate the finer things|in life. I even travel with my own wine.
You never know the quality|you may encounter at a soiree.
Very classy.
Mm-hmm. I'm into class.|It's my new thing.
Oh, whoops. Sorry.
So sorry. So dumb. I'm so wasted.
Oh... I am so wasted.|Lie down. Just for a second.
- Hey, we're closed|for the holidays!
- God. Hey, take it easy, guys.|- Close it, please!
Geez!
Oh, Ronnie, I'm so happy...
I'm going out with|the hottest guy in school.
- Oh, I am hot.|- Face it, Ronnie. You're it right now.
Oh... I'm it,|and that's why you're with me.
Oh.
No. You won't respect me.
I respect you. Immensely.
And intensely.
- You do?|- I do.
"This summer, my wish is for you|to hold me...
"in your arms...
"in a sea of deep blue...
"together at last,|together...
- as two. "|- Oh, Ronnie.
- Damn, Bobby, what are you doin' here?|- It's New Year's.
##From the walls of Tokyo I've|come to London town to go ##
So, Ricky and John tell me|you're a connoisseur of fine wines.
No sh*t? Are you new here?
Uh-huh. I just transferred.
Mmm.
Thanks, man. I owe you one.
##And I'm dancin'|with myself... oh, oh ##
Hey, you guys! It's 11:27.
- 33 more minutes!|- Whoo! Yeah!
Ronnie! Iris!|Come here. Have a brew.
##Dancin' with myself...|Oh, oh ##
To true friends...|and a wild lady.
- The only way to fly.|- I'll drink to that.
##But your empty eyes|Seem to pass me by ##
Check it out, Bobby.
##So let's sink another drink|'Cause it'll give me time to think ##
- The man. The mick. What's happenin'?|- Quinton.
Who's Iris' latest victim?
Oh,you got it backwards,|Bobby. He's victimizing her.
##Dancin' with myself ##
- Ronnie Miller's nailed every wench in school.|- Ronald Miller?
He couldn't get nailed in wood shop.
Well, the man has reached|legendary status this year, bro.
You ain't a legend 'til you score|the captain of the cheerleaders.
##Ooohhhh... Ooowwww ##
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