Charley's Aunt
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- 1941
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GOOD AFTERNOON,
MR. REDCLIFFE.
OH, GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. REDCLIFFE.
SPLENDID, BRASSETT.
I SAY, WHAT'S THE SCORE?
WE'VE GOT 12
TO THEIR 88, SIR.
OH, YES, SIR. VERY CLOSE.
GOOD,
HARD-FOUGHT BATTLE.
OUR INNINGS, EH? WHO'S
BATTING? LORD FANCOURT BABBERLY.
YOU'RE RATHER FUNNY
THIS AFTERNOON.
NOW, DON'T GET ANGRY,
MOTHER.
DON'T "MOTHER" ME. I'M SORRY.
I WAS ONLY REHEARSING MY LINES.
IN THE VARSITY PLAY, AREN'T YOU?
AND THAT'S WHERE
IT ENDS, SIR.
ALL RIGHT,
COMING THIS WAY.
LET ME HELP.
OH, I'M FRIGHTFULLY SORRY,
THAT IS ONE OF THE SILLIEST QUESTIONS
I'VE EVER HEARD FROM A STUDENT.
CREATING A CONDITION OF
TORTICOLLIS- A STIFF NECK, TO YOU-
WHETHER I'M HURT.
WELL, I ASSURE YOU, I WAS ENTIRELY ACCIDENTAL.
JUST A LUCKY HIT.
THAT'S ALL. I MEAN A-
BABBS, I THINK YOU'D
YES, BEFORE
AM I HURT.
DO YOU REALIZE, BRASSETT, SOMEDAY THA YOUNG IDIOT WILL SIT IN THE HOUSE OF LORDS?
YES, SIR.
DON'T LET I UNNERVE YOU, OLD MAN.
COME ON, BABBS. HIT UP
VERY WELL.
LOOK. THERE ARE
THE GIRLS.
IS WITH THEM.
TO THEIR 88.
DOESN'T IT? IT DOES, RATHER, YES.
TEA!
GOOD OLD TEA.
GOOD ON YOU, BABBS.
GREAT HITTING. WELL PLAYED,
BABBS. WELL PLAYED, BABBS.
SUGAR, OLD MAN?
WHERE'S OLD REDCLIFFE?
MAYBE IF I BROUGHT HIM SOME TEA, HE'D
CALM DOWN A BIT. HE'S OVER THERE, BABBS.
OH, YES.
THANK YOU-
I'M EXCEEDINGLY SORRY, SIR.
ANOTHER LUCKY HIT, EH?
YES, SIR.
I MEAN, NO, SIR.
I RATHER LIKE FIRES, DON'T YOU? RATHER.
NOTHING LIKE A JOLLY
OLD FIRE, I ALWAYS SAY.
OH, THAT'S INTERESTING.
PASSION FOR THEM MYSELF. REALLY?
AND SEE WHAT'S BURNING?
OH, PERFECT.
LORD BABBERLY.
LORD BABBERLY!
HUH?
WHAT HAPPENED?
AT HALF-PAST 10:
00IN THE MORNING.
DISGRACEFUL CONDUCT.
DARLING KITTY-
MY DEAR KITTY.
DARLING KITTY.
KITTY, MY DARLING, I-
WANT SOMETHING, BABBS?
NO, NO. I JUST CAME
LAST NOVEMBER.
DO YOU MIND?
GO RIGHT AHEAD.
IT'S THE ONE
KITTY, MY DARLING.
I SAY, JACK, WHERE
PLEASE, BABBS.
I'M THINKING.
I'M TRYING TO PU A SPEECH TOGETHER.
TOGETHER. WHERE'S MY TIE?
KITTY, MY DARLING.
OH, I WASN'T SPEAKING TO
YOU. I'M REHEARSING A SPEECH.
KITTY'S COMING TO LUNCH, AND I'VE
GOT TO PROPOSE TO HER DIRECTLY AFTER.
OLD SPETTIGUE'S TAKING KITTY
AND AMY OFF TO SCOTLAND TONIGHT.
WHAT'S THE MATTER? AFRAID YOU WON' MARRY THEM? NO, HE'S AFRAID THAT WE WILL.
YOU SEE, HE'S THEIR GUARDIAN.
HIS INCOME STOPS.
AND THERE'S MY BAG.
THINK I'LL KEEP IT A LITTLE LONGER.
I'M GOING AWAY NEXT WEEKEND. SO AM I.
OH, NOW, DON'T BE A BOUNDER,
BABBS. WE'LL TOSS A COIN FOR IT.
HELLO.
OH, HELLO, CHARLEY.
HAVE YOU MET YOUR AUN ALREADY? NO, I'M ON MY WAY NOW.
BUT TO MEET ONE YOU DON'T KNOW-
HER NAME'S ENOUGH TO SCARE ME-
- THAT'S NOT AN AUNT. THAT'S A CIGAR.
IMAGINE. HE DOESN'T EVEN
IT'S NOT MY FAULT. SHE WEN TO BRAZIL BEFORE I WAS BORN.
BE PREPARED, CHARLEY.
LADY WITH SUFFRAGETTE TENDENCIES.
I WOULDN'T EVEN BOTHER
MEETING HER.
MARRIED SOME BRAZILIAN
ON HIS DEATHBED...
MILLIONS?
STANDING HERE FOR?
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE I IF YOU WERE A LITTLE OLD LADY...
AND HAD TO WAI AT THE STATION ALL ALONE?
OH, IS THERE? NOW, MIND
YOU, DON'T MISS HER.
YOU KNOW HOW STRIC KITTY AND AMY ARE.
CHAPERONE THEM, NO LUNCHEON.
DON'T WORRY. I WON' MISS HER. OH, I SAY, JACK.
I'M EXPECTING SOME FRIENDS IN THIS
AFTERNOON. OH, I'M SORRY, BABBS,
BUT WE'LL NEED EVERY
DROP FOR LUNCHEON.
WELL, THAT'S GRATITUDE-
BORROWS MY TIES AND MY SWEATERS.
BOTTLES OF CHAMPAGNE-
YES, BRASSETT? I JUST RAN
INTO MR. WIGGINS, MILORD.
HE'D LIKE YOU TO STOP BY HIS SHOP
AND TRY ON YOUR VARSITY SHOW COSTUME.
OH, I HAVEN'T TIME FOR THA NOW. I TELL YOU WHAT YOU DO.
YOU GO FETCH THE COSTUME, BRING I TO MY ROOMS, AND I'LL TRY IT ON LATER.
MILORD, WITH A BUNDLE.
I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE
TO TAKE A CAB.
OH, A CAB. OF COURSE.
A CAB. UH, JUST A MOMENT. I'LL GET IT.
OH, I SAY, CHARLEY. COULD YOU
SORRY, BABBS. I'M FLAT.
JACK?
HMM?
HAVE YOU, UH,
HALF A CROWN?
NOT A HA'PENNY.
JUST A MOMENT.
YOU, BRASSETT? CERTAINLY, SIR.
THANK YOU.
HERE YOU ARE, CHARLEY.
OH, THANKS, OLD MAN.
CHARLEY. AWFULLY DECENT OF YOU.
THE CAB WILL BE TWO SHILLINGS.
KEEP THE CHANGE, BRASSETT.
OH, THANK YOU, MILORD.
THANK YOU.
THERE YOU ARE.
OH, BUT THAT'S
SUCH A BOTHER, SIR.
"ENTERED ST. OLDE'S COLLEGE,
MICHAELMAS TERM, 1880."
SO FAR YOUR RECORD IS MOS ADMIRABLE. THANK YOU, SIR.
LET'S SEE NOW.
MY WORD.
YOU'VE BEEN HERE
A LONG TIME.
A REGULATION...
WHICH SAYS A STUDEN MAY COMPLETE THE COURSE...
BUT I'M ONLY IN
MY TENTH YEAR, SIR.
WHAT IS THIS?
OH, I DIDN'T KNOW
SHE WAS MARRIED, SIR.
BE RUSTICATED, I WAS WRONG.
THANK YOU, SIR. YOU, SIR, ARE NO
LONGER A MEMBER OF THIS UNIVERSITY.
YOU'RE EXPELLED!
EXPELLED?
OH, BUT PLEASE, SIR.
THEY'VE HANDLED SEVERAL
SENSATIONAL MURDER TRIALS,
AND I'M SURE, MR. REDCLIFFE, IF YOU
EVER HAVE OCCASION TO COMMIT MURDER,
YOU CANNOT BRIBE ME, SIR. LORD
BABBERLY, YOU'RE EXPELLED. OH, NO, SIR.
IT'S TRADITION,
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