Charley's Aunt Page #2
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YOU KNOW.
YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF ALL
THAT BEFORE YOU RANG THE FIRE BELL.
I WAS UNCONSCIOUS.
EXTREMELY DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO DETERMINE
WHETHER YOU WERE UNCONSCIOUS OR NOT.
I ASSURE YOU, SIR,
I TRIPPED.
I- I HAVE WITNESSES.
WELL, CHARLES WYKEHAM
AND JACK CHESNEY.
WYKEHAM AND CHESNEY? THEY'RE
WHEN IT HAPPENED,
AND I KNOW I CAN
REFRESH THEIR MEMORY.
VERY WELL. BRING THEM HERE A HALF-PAST 10:00 IN THE MORNING.
IF THEY CORROBORATE YOUR
STORY, I'LL RECONSIDER. IF NOT-
OH, THANK YOU, SIR. THANK
GOOD DAY, SIR.
GOOD DAY.
OR HALF-PAST?
MY NECK!
LUCIA, I THOUGHT IT ONLY FAIR...
OF COURSE, I DON'T MIND
BUT AS HIS ONLY LIVING RELATIVE,
I DO HOPE IT'S THE RIGHT GIRL.
EXACTLY. NOW, I DON'T SAY THAT THE
GIRL IS A FORTUNE-HUNTER, MIND YOU,
BUT I WOULDN'T PUT I BEYOND HER GUARDIAN.
MR. SPETTIGUE'S REPUTATION
IF I COULD ONLY:
- SPLENDID.
GET ABOUT UNESCORTED?
NEPHEW, LORD FANCOURT BABBERLY,
AROUND OXFORD.
YES?
OH, NO. NO.
- NO?
- NO, THAT WON'T DO.
I'M, UH,
MRS. BEVERLY SMITH.
RIPPING! OH-
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
WELL, I'M JUST THINKING-
"SMITH. SMITH."
FOR A FIRM OF OUR REPUTATION TO
BE CONNECTED WITH, DON'T YOU THINK?
WELL, HOW ABOU MRS. BEVERLY SMYTHE?
OH, NOW-
NOW, THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
THANK YOU.
OH, JACK?
I SAY, JACK?
OH, JACK?
HELLO, CHARLEY.
I MEAN, YOUR AUNT?
11:
00. WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD.I HOPE SHE, UH-
ON THE 12:
15.NOW, BABBS, THAT'S NO VERY SPORTING OF YOU.
YOU SAID I MIGHT KEEP I OVER THE WEEKEND. I DID NOT.
AND BESIDES, I WANT TO HAVE MY INITIALS
PUT ON IT. THAT CAN WAIT TILL MONDAY.
JACK, LOOK OUT!
THAT'S MY BAG.
CHARLEY, THAT'S MY BAG.
LOOK OUT.
YOUR CRUMPET.
YOU MIGHT HAVE:
CRACKED THE LEATHER.
I SAY, YOU ARE IN A TEMPER. WHA HAPPENED? DID OLD REDCLIFFE FINE YOU?
FINE ME? HE'S GONNA SEND ME DOWN. WHAT?
YOU'D THINK YOUNG STAFFORD WOULD BE SPOR ENOUGH TO ADMIT HE'D KNOCKED YOU OUT.
I TRIPPED-
AND I'VE GOT WITNESSES
TO PROVE IT. REALLY? WHO?
YOU AND CHARLEY.
ME?
I WASN'T ANYWHERE NEAR THE PLACE.
AND I WAS ON THE CRICKET FIELD.
REDCLIFFE'S OFFICE TOMORROW.
SO THAT'S IT.
OH, NOW I REMEMBER.
THE TOP STEP. EXACTLY.
YOUR LAP. OH, STOP SPOOFING.
OH, I SAY, CHARLEY. YOU CAN' BE THERE TOMORROW MORNING.
OH, NO. OF COURSE. I SHALL
BUT, CHARLEY- AND I'VE GO TO SEE THE VICE-CHANCELLOR.
IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH.
IF YOU'RE NOT THERE
AND THEN MY UNCLE WON' TAKE ME INTO THE FIRM.
AND THEN MY FAMILY WILL SEND ME BACK
TO THAT SHEEP RANCH IN NEW ZEALAND.
AND WHEN I ARRIVE THERE, THEY'LL ALL
BE WAITING FOR ME AND CALLING TO ME.
WHO?
THE SHEEP-
THIRTY-FIVE THOUSAND
DIRTY, SMELLY SHEEP.
"BABBS! BABBS!"
WHAT'S SO FUNNY
ABOUT THAT?
DON'T WORRY, BABBS. WE WON' LET YOU DOWN. YOU BETTER NOT.
THE LAST TIME:
I WAS RUSTICATED,
IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN, I'LL BE A
SHEEPHERDER THE REST OF MY LIFE.
SHEEPHERDER.
COME IN!
BEG PARDON, MILORD.
YOU CAN START LAYING THE LUNCHEON
YES, SIR.
AND BRASSETT-
HAIRPINS. - HAIRPINS, MILORD?
HAIRPINS.
VERY GOOD, MILORD.
TAKE IT OUT OF THAT HALF CROWN
YES, MILORD.
BEG PARDON, SIR.
COME IN!
DAD!
HOW ARE YOU, JACK?
SPLENDID, SIR. CHARLEY,
HELLO, WYKEHAM.
WELL, I'LL RUN ALONG.
GOOD-BYE, SIR FRANCIS.
GOOD-BYE, WYKEHAM.
I SAY, YOU ARE
A HANDSOME DEVIL.
GOOD-LOOKING, CHARMING,
DEBONAIR.
YOU KNOW, DAD, I DON' SEE HALF ENOUGH OF YOU.
CIGARS LIKE THESE.
WELL, CAN'T YOU?
NO.
THE FAMILY TITLE,
THE FAMILY DEBTS. DEBTS?
MM. YOU KNOW
- RED INK AND ALL THAT SORT OF THING.
I'M AFRAID, JACK,
CHARMING, EDUCATED, CULTURED PAUPERS.
WELL.
THAT RUINS ME WITH KITTY. HMM?
WHAT'S THAT? OH, NOTHING, NOTHING. I-
JUST THINKING ALOUD.
THERE'S ONE RAY
OF HOPE THOUGH. I-
I THINK I HAVE AN APPOINTMEN FOR YOU IN NEW ZEALAND.
NEW ZEALAND?
MM-HMM. WONDERFUL PLACE.
GREAT SHEEP-RAISING COUNTRY.
YES.
I'VE HEARD
ALL ABOUT IT.
SAY, DAD.
I'VE AN IDEA.
BY A WEALTHY MARRIAGE?
OH, NO. I RATHER DISLIKE
IF I WERE YOU-
LISTEN.
CHARLEY WYKEHAM'S AUNT,
DONNA LUCIA D'ALVADOREZ,
IS COMING HERE:
TO LUNCH TODAY.
SHE'S A WEALTHY WIDOW-
NO, DON'T DO IT, JACK.
I WOULDN'T ADVISE
BUT NOT ME, DAD. YOU. ME?
I'LL GET ALONG, SON.
I WASN'T, SIR.
VERY SELFISH.
WHAT?
YOU SEE, DAD,
I'M IN LOVE-
FRIGHTFULLY, DEVASTATINGLY.
I HAVEN'T THE RIGHT.
WHAT'S SHE LIKE?
OH, SHE-
IS SHE NOW?
IT IS, SIR.
IN NEW ZEALAND?
PRETTY BAD.
RATHER SMELLY TOO.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, JACK?
WON'T SHE WAIT?
OH, I THINK
SHE WOULD, SIR,
OH.
UNDER SIMILAR CIRCUMSTANCES-
A WONDERFUL THING.
IT CERTAINLY CAN.
UH, CHARLEY'S AUNT?
OH, I DON'T KNOW. PROBABLY
WELL, AT 90
AND YOU SAY:
SHE'S VERY WEALTHY?
THEY SAY:
SHE HAS MILLIONS.
WOULD UNDERSTAND. HMM?
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