Charley's Aunt Page #4
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BRASSETT, WHERE'S THE CHAMPAGNE?
THE CHAMPAGNE, AUNTIE.
WHAT? YOU HAVEN'T ANY?
IN MY BAG, BRASSETT.
WHY, MR. SPETTIGUE
- COME OUT FROM THERE THIS INSTANT.
COME OUT, COME OUT. PLEASE, MR.
SPETTIGUE, I ASSURE YOU WE THOUGHT-
YOU THOUGHT I'D GONE TO LONDON.
THAT'S WHY YOU BOTH CAME HERE.
WHERE DID YOU GE THAT HAT? TAKE IT OFF!
YOU'RE A VERY SILLY OLD WOMAN,
AND PLEASE DON'T INTERFERE.
WHY, YOU-
LOOK HERE, SIR. YOU CANNOT PUT SUCH
AN AFFRONT UPON MR. WYKEHAM'S FRIENDS.
I CAN ONLY SAY THA I'M DEEPLY ANNOYED...
AND MY WARD-
WITHOUT MY PERMISSION-
COMING HERE TO-
MEET MR. WYKEHAM'S AUNT.
INDEED.
ALLOW ME:
TO INTRODUCE YOU.
DONNA LUCIA D'ALVADOREZ,
MR. SPETTIGUE.
DONNA LUCIA D'ALVADOREZ?
THE MILLIONAIRESS?
MR. SPETTIGUE?
I'M CHARLEY'S AUN FROM BRAZIL-
WHERE THE NUTS:
COME FROM.
I AM ASHAMED:
OF MY UNGENTLEMANLY CONDUCT.
BUT COME, COME
- WE CAN'T BE GENTLEMEN ALL THE TIME.
CAN WE?
NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, MR.
SPETTIGUE, WON'T YOU STAY FOR LUNCH?
AM I FORGIVEN? FORGIVEN.
OH, THANK YOU.
MADAM, ALLOW ME.
THANK YOU.
NO, NO! ALLOW ME.
BRASSETT,
OH!
DONNA LUCIA!
IS IT NOT ROMANTIC THAT SHELLEY
ONCE STROLLED THESE SAME PATHS?
OH! WHY, YOU-
OH.
MADAM.
NOW THAT WE'RE ALONE,
DONNA LUCIA,
THINGS I WANT TO SAY TO YOU TOO.
OH, DON'T BE AFRAID, DONNA
I:
- I DOUBT IF THIS IS THE TIME OR PLACE. I HAVE IT.
FREELY.
AHA. I SEE YOU'VE
UH, YES.
GOOD. AND NOW THAT THA FORTUNE HUNTER IS GONE,
WELL, I'M SURE IT'LL BE VERY INTERESTING
I KNOW A VERY QUIE LITTLE PLACE.
A SHADY BOWER:
NEAR THE RIVER.
PEOPLE MIGHT TALK.
FORGIVE MY IMPETUOSITY.
GO THROUGH.
MY DEAR-
MY DEAR KITTY-
THERE'S SOMETHING I'D VERY
THEN SAY IT, MR. CHESNEY.
WELL, I-
OH!
CERTAINLY, SIR FRANCIS.
CONFOUND IT, DAD.
BUT NOW, JACK, YOU CAN PROPOSE
WITH A CLEAR CONSCIENCE.
MY CONSCIENCE:
IS PERFECTLY CLEAR, DAD.
IT'LL BE CLEARER
THAN EVER NOW, JACK.
WE'LL HAVE AN INCOME AGAIN. HOW?
DONNA LUCIA:
- SHE'S MINE. UH, I MEAN, OURS. DONNA LUCIA?
YES.
HAVE YOU PROPOSED?
THE OLD GIRL'S...
BEEN COOING AT ME, IT WON' BE LONG NOW. DAD, YOU MUSTN'T.
I FORBID IT. NOW, JACK,
BUT MINE. DAD, PLEASE, YOU CAN'T.
WE CAN'T. WE MUSTN'T HAVE
ANYBODY LIKE THAT IN THE FAMILY.
THERE'D BE A SCANDAL. A SCANDAL WITH A
PERFECTLY HARMLESS OLD LADY LIKE THAT?
DAD, LISTEN. THERE'S
SOMETHING I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU.
YES, JACK?
SHE-
NO?
NO, SHE ISN'T.
SHE-
A PAST?
YOU CAN'T HAVE A PAST WITH A FACE
LIKE THAT, JACK. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
HER FACE WASN'T ALWAYS
LIKE THAT.
AND BESIDES, SHE DRINKS. YES,
IT'S TRUE. HER SUITCASE
YOU SAW IT YOURSELF A LUNCHEON. I KNOW, JACK, BUT YOU-
OH, DAD, YOU'RE TOO GOOD AND FINE TO
THROW YOURSELF AWAY ON A WOMAN LIKE THAT.
SACRIFICE. OH, DAD, NOT NOW.
WAIT A FEW DAYS. A FEW DAYS? NO, JACK.
I'VE GOT TO WORK FAS TO BEAT OUT OLD SPETTIGUE.
ABOUT THE LADY TOO. SPETTIGUE?
MAY AS WELL KISS KITTY GOOD-BYE.
TO YOUR ROOMS...
AND HAVE A RATTLING-GOOD
WHISKEY AND SODA.
A TIME. IT'S NO USE, SON.
I SAY-
WHERE'S YOUR WHISKEY?
IN THE PIANO.
OH, DONNA LUCIA,
THANK YOU.
IT WAS TERRIBLY CLEVER OF YOU TO
ENGAGE MR. SPETTIGUE IN CONVERSATION...
BY OURSELVES.
TO HELP, MY DEAR.
UH, MY DEAR, WOULD YOU BE GOOD ENOUGH
TO SHOW ME THE CLOISTERS AND THINGS?
DELIGHTED.
THAT'S NOTHING.
GETTING HIMSELF A RATTLING-GOOD
FOR YOUR SAKE?
YES. FOR SOMEBODY'S SAKE,
LET'S DO SOMETHING.
DONNA LUCIA, MAY I
MAY I SHOW YOU:
THE HOLLYHOCKS, MISS AMY?
OH, YES.
PLEASE REMEMBER:
MY FATHER ON?
NO, I MERELY FLUTTERED
MY EYELASHES.
ALL RIGHT, IF HE WANTS TO PROPO
- WHAT? OH, NO, NOT ME!
NOW, DON'T BE AN IDIOT, BABBS.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS REMAIN CALM.
ME? NO, JACK, I'M THROUGH.
PETTICOATS RIGHT NOW.
? BAA, BAA, BLACK SHEEP
? YES, SIR, YES, SIR
THREE BAGS FULL?
ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN.
STEPMOTHER, DON'T BLAME ME.
WELL, ALL RIGHT,
BRING ON THE OLD ROUE, AND WE'LL
GET THIS WRESTLING MATCH OVER WITH.
HE'S BOLSTERING HIS COURAGE AT THE MOMEN WITH A DRINK. HE'S A LITTLE NERVOUS.
HE'S NERVOUS?
YOO-HOO!
YOU ARE HERE.
WON'T YOU COME
INTO THE GARDEN?
THANK YOU.
DONNA LUCIA, DO YOU KNOW THAT MEETING
YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY...
IS TO ME:
LIKE A LONELY TRAVELER...
COMING ACROSS SOME BRIGH LITTLE FLOWERLET IN THE DESERT.
YOU MEAN ME?
YES, DONNA LUCIA, YES.
WRETCHED AND LONELY?
OH, NO, NO, NO.
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