Charley's Aunt Page #5
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TO FIND THIS LITTLE FLOWERLET, I
HAVE COME ALL THE WAY FROM INDIA.
INDIA?
TIRED. HAVE A CHAIR.
THANK YOU.
THIS LITTLE FLOWERLET,
I WANT I TO BE WITH ME ALWAYS.
BY MY SIDE,
TO BE KISSED:
PARDON ME.
OH.
AH, I WILL WASTE
WILL YOU BE MY LITTLE FLOWERLET?
WELL, YOU SEE-
THEN I MAY HOPE?
I'M AFRAID NOT.
NO, DON'T HOPE.
I WOULDN'T HOPE
IF I WERE YOU.
FRANKLY, SIR FRANCIS, I INTEND TO MARRY
SOMEONE MUCH YOUNGER THAN YOURSELF.
YOU SEE, YOU
ALREADY HAVE A SON.
AT YOUR AGE?
BUT I WON'T ALWAYS
NO, I SUPPOSE NOT. BUT I PROMISE
THEN PLEASE ACCEPT MY REGRETS AND APOLOGIES
FOR EVER HAVING BROACHED THE SUBJECT.
GOOD DAY.
GOOD DAY, SIR FRANCIS.
GOOD DAY.
LORD FANCOURT? WELL, UH, HIS ROOMS ARE IN
THAT BUILDING, BUT HE'S NOT IN AT PRESENT.
HIM THIS, PLEASE. OF COURSE.
JUST TELL HIM THA MRS. BEVERLY SMYTHE WAS HERE.
AND I SHALL BE BACK IN AN HOUR.
CERTAINLY, MADAM.
THAT'S THE WOMAN
UNCLE TELEGRAPHED ABOUT.
AND FROM HERE:
WHERE ARE YOU OFF TO? I'VE GO TO ENTERTAIN MRS. BEVERLY SMYTHE.
OUTFIT. JUST A MOMENT!
THAT WOMAN IS A VERY IMPORTAN CLIENT, AND I'VE GOT TO-
OH, NOW LOOK
WHO'S COMING.
IF YOU DISAPPEAR NOW, HE'LL BE
SUSPICIOUS. I'VE GOTTA MEET THAT WOMAN.
BUT SHE WON'T BE BACK FOR AN HOUR. YOU
CAN GET RID OF THIS ROMEO IN FIVE MINUTES.
CHILDHOOD. HE'S A CHEEK PINCHER.
A BOOCHA-BOOCHA-BOOCHA. OH,
COME ON, BABBS. GET IT OVER WITH.
OH, ALL RIGHT.
IF OLD SPETTIGUE PINCHES YOUR CHEEK
AND FEELS THAT STUBBLE, IT'S TROUBLE.
YOU CAN USE THE RAZOR IN MY ROOM.
WHY CAN'T I BE A BEARDED LADY?
DONNA LUCIA!
MR. SPETTIGUE!
YES.
YOU'RE VERY NAUGHTY COMING IN HERE
LIKE THIS. I JUST HAD TO TALK TO YOU.
STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE. SHAME
ON YOU, COMING UP HERE UNINVITED.
JUST FOR THAT, I'M GONNA CLOSE
THE DOOR. NO, DON'T, DONNA LUCIA.
I WAITED FOR YOU IN THE BOWER,
OH, DONNA LUCIA,
FORGIVE ME. FORGIVE ME.
OH, DONNA LUCIA, DONNA LUCIA, YOU
ARE SUCH A PICTURE OF LOVELINESS.
I THOUGHT MY LIFE SPAN WAS OVER, AND THEN
YOUR FACE- YOUR FACE
OH, MR. SPETTIGUE!
I SAY, BABBS,
KITTY? ALL I'VE SEEN
IS SPETTIGUE. SPETTIGUE?
COME ON.
OH!
OH, IT'S YOU, MADAM.
OH!
THAT WAS A CLOSE SHAVE, WASN' IT? BUT NOT CLOSE ENOUGH. LOOK.
SPETTIGUE CAUGHT ME RIGH IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. WHAT?
FOR HIM WHILE I FINISH SHAVING.
HURRY UP! SPETTIGUE'S
JUST COMING OUT OF THE BUILDING!
I CAN CUT MY THROA JUST SO FAST AND NO FASTER.
I'LL TURN HIM DOWN RIGHT OFF, AND HE CAN
TAKE HIS BROKEN HEART AND GET OUT OF HERE.
BUT HE'S SURE TO TAKE KITTY AND AMY
WITH HIM. GOOD. WE CAN GET RID OF THEM.
I HAVEN'T PROPOSED TO HER YET.
YOU'VE GOTTA KEEP OLD SPETTIGUE
AROUND HERE A LITTLE LONGER. OH!
BUT I CAN'T DO THAT. WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR
- A TEASE?
SMYTHE? NOW, LISTEN, BABBS.
BEFORE MY BEARD GROWS BACK AGAIN.
HERE HE IS.
HELLO.
DONNA LUCIA.
CHASE ME.
OH.
CERTAINLY, MADAM.
EXCUSE ME, SIR. HAVE YOU SEEN A
DISTINGUISHED LOOKING LADY ABOUT HERE?
DEFINITELY. OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
KITTY, YOU KNOW
CONSTRUE IT AS LOVE, MIGHTN'T THEY?
YEAH- YES! AND, WELL, WHEN TWO
PEOPLE LOVE EACH OTHER, THEY-THEY-
THEY BECOME ENGAGED, DON'T THEY? YEAH.
YES! AND I THOUGH THAT IF YOU-
TO ASK ME, JACK.
OH, WHAT'S THE USE
OF TALKING?
I'LL BE POOR
WHY WE SHOULDN'T?
KITTY!
ABOUT ME, JACK.
DO YOU THINK IF I WERE IN LOVE, BEING
POOR WOULD MAKE THE SLIGHTEST DIFFERENCE?
I'LL WORK HARD.
TO LET MONEY STAND IN THE WAY.
YOU ARE, KITTY?
THEN- THEN-
JACK? YES.
OH, KITTY.
I DID IT.
I DID IT!
I DON'T SEE HOW.
NEVER HAVE THE COURAGE TO PROPOSE.
OH!
YOU ARE BOLD,
AREN'T YOU, JACK?
OH, I- I'M TERRIBLY
SORRY, KITTY.
OH, I WASN'T COMPLAINING. I WAS
MERELY EXPRESSING AN OPINION.
YOU'RE SO PRETTY.
REALLY, MR. WYKEHAM, YOU NEEDN' SOUND SO DEPRESSED ABOUT IT.
OH, I'M NOT DEPRESSED. I'M JUS - JUST OVEREXCITED.
OH, MISS AMY.
YES?
I LOVE YOU.
WELL?
WELL WHAT?
IT ISN'T REALLY, IS IT, CHARLEY? AMY!
OH, CHARLEY, I FORGOT ABOU UNCLE. WELL, WHAT ABOUT HIM?
OH, BUT WHAT ABOU MY GUARDIAN, MR. SPETTIGUE?
AND YOU MUST GET IT IN WRITING. WRITING?
HE CAN'T RETRACT IT.
AS I DO. I DON'T TRUST HIM.
DONNA LUCIA?
YES.
MR. SPETTIGUE HAS FALLEN A COMPLETE VICTIM
TO HER CHARMS. HE'D DO ANYTHING FOR HER.
OH, HELLO, CHARLEY.
WHERE'S AMY?
- I MUST GO AND TELL HER THE NEWS.
I'VE DONE IT.
JACK, I'VE DONE IT!
DONE WHAT?
TOLD AMY EVERYTHING.
TOLD HER WHAT?
BUT SHE SAYS I'VE GOT TO GET THE
OLD BOUNDER'S CONSENT IN WRITING.
ME TOO. I WONDER
WELL, THERE'S ONLY
PSST. HEY!
AUNTIE!
DONNA LUCIA!
WHERE'S SPETTIGUE? ABOU A QUARTER OF A MILE BACK.
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