Charley's Aunt Page #7
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I SPENT A LITTLE TIME IN BRAZIL MYSELF.
WE SHOULD HAVE A GREAT DEAL IN COMMON.
OH, BUT I- I'M SURE
YOU WON'T LIKE HER.
NONSENSE. I CAN'T WAIT TO
MEET HER. SIR FRANCIS? MADAM.
THANK YOU. YOU KNOW, I'M QUITE
CHARMED WITH YOUR TOWN OF OXFORD HERE.
I HOPE YOU SHALL ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU
AROUND. I'D BE VERY GRATEFUL TO YOU.
MY DEAR.
THANK YOU.
WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY. ALL OF US
BEING TOGETHER. I HATE TO SEE IT END.
AND WE'LL STEAL AWAY
THAT WILL BE HEAVEN.
DONNA LUCIA D'ALVADOREZ,
MRS. BEVERLY SMYTHE.
HOW DO YOU DO?
D'ALVADOREZ. OF COURSE.
HUSBAND INTIMATELY.
HUSBAND INTIMATELY.
WELL, YOU TWO SHOULD
GET ALONG FAMOUSLY.
YES.
WELL, NOW, PLEASE, PLEASE,
I'D MUCH RATHER NOT DISCUSS IT.
YOU SEE, THAT'S ONE SUBJEC I JUST CAN'T TALK ABOUT.
I JUST- I JUST CAN'T-
OH! OH, I'M SO SORRY.
HOW MANY SUGARS?
I MEAN- I MEAN-
OH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
OH, DARLING AUNTIE!
BRASSETT! WATER!
SOME BURNT FEATHERS, BRASSETT. BRANDY!
SIT HERE AT THE HEAD OF THE TABLE?
AND MAY YOU GRACE I ALWAYS FROM NOW ON.
THANK YOU.
IT WAS SO KIND OF YOU TO ASK ME
HERE THIS EVENING, MR. SPETTIGUE.
IT WAS A VERY, VERY GREAT PLEASURE,
IF YOU HADN'T, I DON'T KNOW
STILL BE WAITING
FOR LORD BABBERLY, I IMAGINE.
HE MUST BE A VERY ILL-MANNERED
YOUNG MAN, DESERTING YOU LIKE THIS.
NOW, I WOULDN'T BE TOO HARSH ON THE BOY.
HE WAS PROBABLY UNAVOIDABLY DETAINED.
YOU DO, DO YOU?
WELL, WHEN MY NEPHEW INTRODUCED
OF GREAT CHARM, CULTURE,
INTELLIGENCE, CHIVALRY, WIT,
AFFECTION AND UNDERSTANDING.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WAS NEVER QUITE
SO IMPRESSED WITH ANYONE IN ALL MY LIFE.
I SAY, DO YOU THINK WE'LL WIN FROM
CAMBRIDGE AT CRICKET NEXT WEEK, CHARLEY, EH?
IT'S TOO BAD IT'S HIS LAST YEAR.
YESTERDAY? OH, MARVELOUS, MARVELOUS.
EXTRAORDINARY FORM.
OH, MR. SPETTIGUE, I IMAGINE
YOU WERE QUITE A CRICKET PLAYER.
OH, QUITE, QUITE, YES.
I PLAYED A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF
CRICKET. AND BOWLED, YOU KNOW.
BOWLED? REALLY?
AMAZING.
ANCIENT GAME.
YES, IT'S VERY FUN. I THINK I'VE
SEEN SOME PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOU.
WELL:
- YES, I THINK IT IS TIME THE LADIES WERE RETIRING...
THANK YOU.
JUST A MOMENT. MR. CHESNEY WAS
ASKING ME SOMETHING ABOUT BRAZIL.
WAS I? YES, AND I'M SO
NOW, BRAZIL-
PLACE IN ALL OF SOUTH AMERICA.
IT HAS ITS, UH,
RIVERS AND LAKES,
HILLS AND DALES,
CITIES AND COUNTRIES,
DAYS AND NIGHTS, AND
AFTERNOONS TOO, OF COURSE.
QUESTION? YES. YES.
- UH, CHARLES, PLEASE HELP ME.
- OH, OF COURSE, AUNTIE.
OOH, AUNTIE,
COFFEE PLANTATION IN BRAZIL.
OH.
YES. YES, PLEASE
DO TELL US.
I WANT TO HEAR:
ALL ABOUT IT.
WELL, UH, YOU KNOW
AND, UH- AND YOU KNOW
WHAT A PLANTATION IS.
WELL, UH, WE HAD
A COFFEE PLANTATION.
DONNA LUCIA, DO YOU PREFER
THE MOCACA COFFEE TO THE PINHAL?
THE, UH, MOCACA COFFEE?
WELL, YES, YES.
WITH A LITTLE SUGAR.
AND IT'S DELIGHTFUL
AUNTIE. THANK YOU, CHARLES.
AMY-
THANK YOU.
AND THEN- THEN THERE'S-
THERE'S ANOTHER KIND OF COFFEE.
OH, MY DEAR, TIMES
YOU KNOW, I HAVE A DRESSMAKER WHO
MADE THIS DRESS IN SIX WEEKS...
SEWING MACHINE ATTACHMENTS.
REALLY?
THEY SEEM TO BE:
TELLING STORIES.
PSST. PSST. CHARLEY.
OH, YES, AUNTIE?
EXCUSE ME.
OH, THAT ONE.
MR. WYKEHAM?
OH, NO. I JUST CAME TO SEE IF MY AUN HERE WAS ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WELL, IF THEY CAN TELL STORIES,
IT'S A TRIFLE NAUGHTY.
OH, REALLY?
ONE THAT DON PEDRO USED TO TELL.
TOM PEDRO?
DON PEDRO D'ALVADOREZ,
YOUR LATE HUSBAND.
OH, DON.
DON PEDRO, OF COURSE.
DONNA LUCIA WON'T MIND.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
NOT AT ALL.
IT SEEMS AS THOUGH DON PEDRO WAS WALKING
THROUGH HIS COFFEE FIELDS ONE DAY...
OH. WELL, NATURALLY
AND HE SAID,
"HOW DARE YOU?"
MATTER? ALL YOUR WORKMEN DO THIS."
YOU MAKE A STATEMENT LIKE THAT?
WHAT GROUNDS:
DO YOU HAVE?"
AND THE MAN SAID,
"COFFEE GROUNDS."
SILLIEST THING:
I'VE EVER HEARD.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER
THE STORY, DONNA LUCIA?
FAVORITES.
OH, PERFECTLY. I SHRIEKED
ONE OF YOU GIRLS
PLAY SOMETHING.
WELL, NOW, GENTLEMEN,
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
OH, DONNA LUCIA,
DON'T TOUCH ME! I'M
LUCIA, YOU WOUND ME. DON' SAY THAT. WELL, I DO SAY IT.
PROMISE? YES, THE CONSEN YOU PROMISED ME IN WRITING.
BUT I DIDN'T PROMISE.
WHY, STEPHEN! TO THINK THA YOU'D GO BACK ON YOUR WORD.
OH, DONNA LUCIA!
THAT'LL DO YOU NO GOOD UNTIL I
GET THE LETTER. BUT, MY DEAREST-
STEPHEN, UNTIL YOU GIVE ME THA LETTER, ALL IS OVER BETWEEN US.
NO. NO.
THERE IS SOME UNSEEN SOMETHING
WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. JUS THE SAME, I WANT THAT LETTER.
VERY WELL, DEAR. I'LL GO
BUT THEN:
- THEN WILL YOU SAY THAT YOU'LL BE MINE?
I'LL SAY ANYTHING YOU LIKE WHEN
I GET THE LETTER. DARLING! OH!
IF YOU LOOK,
YOU'RE NO GENTLEMAN!
OH, A THOUSAND PARDONS,
DEAREST LUCIA.
TELL ME,
MY BACK IS FINE.
I WON'T BE A MOMENT.
DARLING!
ARE YOU ALONE?
MAY I SIT DOWN, PLEASE?
YES, I NOTICED IT MYSELF. MUST BE
SOMETHING BURNING IN THE KITCHEN.
NO, DON'T GO.
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