Charlie Brown's All Stars!
- Year:
- 1966
- 24 min
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[BAT HITS BALL]
ALL:
You blockhead, Charlie Brown!
[SQUEAKS]
Well, tomorrow starts
another baseball season then.
I've worked up a few statistics
about our baseball team, Charlie Brown.
I think you'll find
they have something to say to all of us.
I'll bet they have a lot to say.
What do they have to say?
Well, last year
our opponents scored 3000 runs...
...to our total of six runs.
They made 4900 hits to our 11 hits.
And they made four errors
to our 375 errors.
And while we were losing
999 straight games, we...
I don't think
I'm gonna get much sleep tonight.
See you tomorrow, Linus.
And thanks for the statistics.
Charlie Brown,
do your team a big favor tomorrow.
- What's that?
- Don't show up.
I've got five boys, three girls,
and a dog who can't throw.
And every time we lose,
they call me a blockhead.
They never let me forget
the mistakes I make.
Never.
Why do we have to suffer
every year like this?
Maybe that blockhead Charlie Brown
won't show up this time...
...and we'll have a chance.
Well, team, here I am.
ALL:
Disaster time. We're doomed.
What a team. Good grief.
No manager goes through what I do.
All right, now,
this season's going to be different.
What's gonna make it different?
Well, first, last year
we hit into too many double plays.
Therefore, I've arranged a demonstration
on how to avoid double plays against us.
Snoopy is the runner coming in from first
to break up the play at second.
Now, watch carefully.
The play begins with Linus fielding.
Linus fields the ball.
[GROWLING]
Are there any questions?
I have a question, Charlie Brown.
Do I have to play right field again?
Nobody in the stands
can see my naturally curly hair.
And if I don't get time off
to practice Beethoven...
...I'm not going to play catcher.
And we can't keep up
all that ridiculous infield chatter.
Like, "come on, charlie Brown.
Attaboy. You can do it."
Because you can't do it, charlie Brown.
So you're turning us into
a bunch of hypocrites.
And we don't like being hypocrites.
Baseball is supposed to build character,
not tear it down.
All right, all right.
Let's show a little cooperation.
Take your positions.
- Pigpen, has the other team shown up?
- Unfortunately, yes.
All right, here we go.
The first pitch of the season.
I have to get this first one
right over the plate.
There it is. Right over the plate,
and clear over the backstop.
What kind of a pitcher are you?
You threw the first ball of the season
clear over the backstop.
It sort of got away from me.
Well, try to be more careful,
Charlie Brown.
You almost hit my mother.
It's good to be back
on the mound again.
The sun is shining
and my arm feels great.
Everything is just like it was
in the good old days.
[BAT HITS BALL]
Unfortunately.
All right. So they have a man on first.
If this team is gonna beat us,
they're really gonna have to try.
[BAT HITS BALL]
I hate it when they try.
[BAT HITS BALL]
[BAT HITS BALL]
[BAT HITS BALL]
[BAT HITS BALL]
[BAT HITS BALL]
I just have to concentrate.
I just have to bear down.
I just have to...
[BAT HITS BALL]
- Frieda, how are things in right field?
- Kind of boring.
You going to the party
Wednesday afternoon?
I sure am.
You should see
what my mother bought me to wear.
It's a white party dress
with a huge sash...
[BALL FALLING]
...of sugar-pink satin.
That's the old pepper, charlie, old boy.
That's a pitching in there.
The slow ball is working
pretty well today, Charlie Brown.
Let's fool this next guy.
Give him your fastball.
I've been giving them my fastball.
Don't tell me you're thinking about
eating at a time like this.
Are you out of your mind?
Get back to your position
and take that stupid dish with you.
And pay attention to the ball game.
[BAT HITS BALL]
[SNEEZES]
Some of these infielders
are kind of touchy.
[BAT HITS BALL]
ALL:
It's a high fly ball!
- Catch it.
Have you got it, Charlie Brown?
- Don't miss it.
- Get under it, Charlie Brown.
- Isn't this exciting?
- What if he drops it?
If he drops it, let's all kick him.
- It's coming down, charlie Brown.
- The fly ball is coming down.
If I catch it, I'll be the hero.
If I miss it, I'll be the goat.
[BALL FALLING]
I can hear it.
Charlie "The Goat" Brown.
ALL:
Oh!
I had the ball right in my glove
and I dropped it.
Rats. Another game lost. I really thought
we were going to win this one.
For one brief moment
victory was within our grasp.
And then the game started.
A hundred and twenty-three to nothing.
Good grief.
What a way to lose
your first game of the season.
- By the way, where'd everybody go?
- They all went off to cry. Sniff, sniff.
- All of them?
- All of them.
[CRYING]
I quit.
I refuse to play anymore
on a team that never wins.
Don't quit, violet, please. We need you.
We need to stick together as a team.
After all, it's not the winning
that counts, the fun is in the playing.
- Oh, brother.
- I'm quitting.
It's ridiculous to keep playing on a team
that always loses.
This team will never amount to anything.
I refuse to play left field
for a sinking ship.
We're through with baseball.
like the other kids.
I'm sorry, charlie Brown,
but I guess I'll quit too.
It's hard to play on a team
that always loses.
It's depressing.
I'm the kind
who needs to win now and then.
With you, it's different.
I think you get sort of a neurotic
pleasure out of losing all the time.
That's all I need,
Little League psychiatry.
My whole team is deserting me.
I wonder who will be next.
I don't know what to do.
I must be a terrible manager.
Maybe for the sake of the team
I ought to resign.
What's the rush?
After 999 games,
don't I deserve one more chance?
[READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]
LINUS:
Thank you, Mr. Hennessey.I'll tell charlie Brown.
Charlie Brown, guess what.
Mr. Hennessey was wondering
if you'd like to get in a real league.
I don't get it, Linus.
Mr. Hennessey
wants to sponsor our team.
Sponsor our team?
Sure, Charlie Brown.
Real uniforms and everything.
That's great.
Wait till the team hears about this.
That's just the inspiration
we need, Linus.
Now nothing will stop us.
Maybe we'll win one in a row.
I don't think we should
get involved with this, Snoopy.
No one else will play baseball anyway.
They're all doing other things.
You'd better forget it, charlie Brown.
See you later.
Hey, don't go.
This will really inspire the team.
Real uniforms,
a real league, real equipment.
Uniforms, uniforms.
Don't I look nice in my bikini?
Nope.
- Don't I look like a beach bunny?
- Nope.
Isn't he the cutest thing?
He never says what he means.
LINUS:
Surf's up!
Surf's up!
Wipe out!
Who wants to apply
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?
Bleh.
[COUGHING]
Listen, everybody.
Charlie Brown, you can't possibly
imagine how glad we'll all be...
...when summer is over
and you're back in school.
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