Charlie Wilson's War Page #2
- Tuesday, right?
- That is Tuesday, yes.
So if anything comes
up that you'd like me
to speak with him about, please...
Yes.
Yes!
I'd like to be on the Board of
Directors of the Kennedy Center.
- Charlie.
- I'm sorry?
Turns out Congress appoints the Board
of Directors of the Kennedy Center.
It's a great place to take a date,
and I can never afford the tickets.
- Consider it done.
- Excellent.
Go vote.
Another few minutes.
Let's see what's on the wires.
Why can't you wait for
newspapers like everybody else?
'Cause I think it's productive
to know today's news today.
And it makes me one day smarter
than you, which I enjoy as well.
I know you do.
You don't think that's a little crazy?
Pan Am and Eastern are
lowering their fares.
'Cause of Braniff.
What's a little crazy?
Joining the Board of the Kennedy Center
so you can get free tickets
- Hold on.
- What?
AP story out of Kabul.
Uzbekistan?
Afghanistan.
Russia, Afghanistan, Pakistan,
Iran, Iraq, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia,
Jordan, Israel, Egypt.
Jim Van Wagenen's our
point man on black approps
for the Defense Subcommittee?
Yeah.
Have him come to my office
as soon as possible.
- How am I voting on this?
- Yes.
- You sure?
- Yes.
The Boy Scouts?
Jim Van Wagenen. Get him and
show him that wire story.
- Yes, sir.
- You are the man I wanted to talk to.
The Congressman will
be here in a moment.
He's just coming up from a vote.
I'm sure it's an important one.
No. Not really.
So, Marla, can you fit this
into his schedule next week?
Charlie Wilson's office. Good morning.
The third...
It is? How are you?
- Suzanne, can you help me with this?
- Okay.
- I'll be right back.
- I'll have him do it.
Okay, bye-bye.
- Miss?
- Yes, sir?
It seems to me, looking around, that
it's almost all women working here,
and that they're all very pretty.
Is that common?
Well,
Congressman Wilson,
he has an expression.
He says, "You can teach them to type,
but you can't teach them to grow tits. "
Well, that's charming.
- Larry!
- Congressman!
No, no, no. For $5,000 every two
years you get to call me Charlie.
And for 10,000, you can call me Betty
Sue and I'll clean
out your rain gutters.
This is my daughter, Jane.
Well, now I remember Jane.
Two-L at SMU.
Charlie Wilson's office.
Good morning.
Welcome to the United States Congress.
Hey, I'm gonna talk to your
daddy for a couple of seconds.
Larry, can we get you a drink?
It's 10:
00 in the morning.Well, fair enough, I guess.
Grab a seat.
Now, this situation with the
creche, I want to know all about it.
Well, sir,
Every single year since
the world was young,
the firehouse in the Nacogdoches
Township has displayed a creche.
Now, the ACLU has filed
suit against the township
for displaying a religious
symbol on public property.
- It's Christmas time.
- It's a creche.
I could understand if we
were in gosh-darn Scarsdale,
but this is east Texas, and I
want to know who we're offending.
Except two lawyers from the ACLU.
That is a terribly interesting
and complicated question.
Let me make this suggestion, though.
There's a church about
a block and a half
from that firehouse, First
Baptist Church of Nacogdoches.
They've got a beautiful rolling
lawn out there in front.
No, no. This is a
Christian country, Charlie,
- founded on Christian values.
- Sure.
to worship as they wish,
but when you can't put a nativity scene
in front of a firehouse at Christmas
time in Nacogdoches Township,
something's gone terribly wrong.
Well, that's not really true, Larry.
You could move that creche
over to that church
and everything's just fine.
That's not the point!
Okay. Why don't we just
start back at the beginning?
What can I do for you?
You can intervene in the case
against the creche committee.
Intervene? How?
You appointed the judge.
I don't appoint judges.
I just made a recommendation
to the President.
Uh-huh.
I think you and I both
know what that means.
I cannot just call up a judge
and tell him what to do.
- Why?
- Well, 'cause it's against a shitload
of really good laws, Gary.
- Larry.
- Larry.
I got to go talk to this
guy out here for a second.
Will you excuse me?
By the way, I love Jesus Christ
and his mother Mary as much as anybody.
About 38 churches you could move
that creche to, everybody lives.
- Give me a call.
- Okay.
I love Chivas.
Jane, how are you?
You need a cup of coffee?
- Something to drink?
Anything like that?
Okay. Mmm-mmm.
- Jim.
- Congressman.
You see Lederer's AP story out of Kabul?
Yeah. We're reading this
story every day now.
You see Dan Rather last night?
Yeah. I did.
Tell me something. What is the
Defense Subcommittee's budget
Communists in Afghanistan?
- All in?
- All in.
It's 5 million.
Well, they can't shoot down
helicopters for $5 million, Jim.
Though they're trying to. Which
is more than I can say for us.
Get everybody together
for me, would you?
And double it.
Charlie Wilson's office.
Okay, I'm sorry, sir?
The covert ops budget. Double it.
Okay.
This ain't gonna be much longer, okay?
Here's what I'm gonna do, Larry.
Charlie Wilson's office.
Maybe in about 20 minutes.
He's just going into a meeting.
Sure.
I was the best officer he
ever served at sea with,
ever served in port with.
You can look it up.
I must've graduated from Annapolis
with the second most
demerits of any midshipman
in the history of the Naval Academy.
Well, who had the most?
I want to sleep with him.
It's hotter here in D.C.
than in Nacogdoches,
so I hope you don't mind, I
took off a few of my clothes.
Well, I'm just gonna have
to live with that, Jane.
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me
Come on over here. I'm gonna show
you the best view in the District.
You want some of this?
No, no, I got this.
I like both.
Well, it must be great being me.
I've heard it is.
Iwo Jima Memorial.
There's the Lincoln.
Washington. Now follow
it around to the right.
The Jefferson Memorial.
The Arlington Bridge.
And there's the Pentagon.
Oh, that's the Pentagon.
That's the Pentagon.
How about I show you the second
best view in the District?
Why, Jane, would you like...
Well, that was predictable.
Just give me one second.
- Hello?
- That was an extraordinary thing
you did today.
Who is this?
It's Joanne.
Joanne!
Why, gosh, how nice to hear from you.
Could I call you back in a little bit?
- No.
- Then I'm considerably more important
- than whoever is.
- Is anything wrong?
This is gonna take just a second or two.
Okay, I'm all yours.
What did I do that was so extraordinary?
"Double it. "
'Cause I was told you
didn't have a girlfriend.
What?
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