Charlie Wilson's War Page #3
Well, sh*t, Joanne, I don't
know what you're talking about,
and if I did, it'd be classified,
and I'd wonder where
you got your information
on the Subcommittee.
Oh, what do you care, hon?
national security...
and I can't help but think...
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
Hold on. I am sorry,
but I was told you didn't
have a girlfriend.
I don't. This isn't my girlfriend.
It's the sixth wealthiest
woman in Texas.
Okay, so, hi.
A friend of mine has made a
for American aid to Afghanistan.
- He's made a movie?
- Yes.
I'm gonna run this movie Friday
night at my house at a fundraiser.
You know, you've never
been to my house, Charlie.
You want me to come to
Houston and see a movie?
There'll be women and wealthy donors.
See you Friday.
Yes, ma'am.
Hey.
Mmm-mmm.
- Hey.
- Mmm-mmm.
Thank you, Joanne.
Okay. I know it was difficult for
you to come in here, hat in hand.
That's not the kind of upbringing, I
guess, is the word I'm looking for.
It's not the kind of man
you are. I understand that.
I'm not looking to humiliate
you or exact a price in any way,
so why don't you just apologize?
We'll call it water under the dam,
and we'll go about our business.
Excuse me, what the f***?
- What?
- What the f*** are you talking about?
Clair George said you were
coming in here to apologize.
No, I'm supposed to come in here
- According to whom?
- Clair George.
You told me to go f*** myself.
I'm supposed to apologize to you?
Also, water goes over a dam and
under a bridge, you poncy schoolboy.
Clearly there's been a miscommunication
between Clair George and somebody.
- Excuse me.
- Yes?
- Does this look all right?
- It's fine.
Thank you.
I can sand it down a little.
I, I don't know.
I have no f***ing idea who this guy is.
He is here to fix the glass that you
broke the last time you were here.
- Could you just excuse
us for a second there?
Yes.
You tell me to go f*** myself
and I'm supposed to apologize?
You break my window,
- I'm supposed to apologize?
- The Helsinki job was mine!
The Helsinki job was not yours. If
it was yours, you'd be in Helsinki.
- Alan Wolfe stood in this office!
- Alan Wolfe
- is no longer the Director.
- Yeah, it was on the books!
Director of European Operations.
He does not make those
appointments. I do.
- Promises were made.
- Not by me.
I've been with the company for 24 years.
I was posted in Greece for 15.
Papandreou wins that election if I
don't help the junta take him prisoner.
I've advised and armed
the Hellenic army.
I've neutralized champions of Communism.
I've spent the past three
years learning Finnish!
Which should come in
handy here in Virginia!
And I'm never, ever, sick at sea.
So I want to know why I'm not gonna
be your Helsinki station chief.
- You're coarse.
- Excuse me?
For Helsinki, I need someone
with diplomatic skills.
- You don't have them.
- Is that right?
That is right. And I don't know
why the hell I didn't fire you
when you broke my f***ing window!
Oh, yes, sure you do, Cravely.
- Look, Gust...
- Yeah, you're f***ing Roger's fiancee
and you know I know.
I'm not... I'm not even gonna
dignify that with a response.
Yeah, yeah, you're
dignifying her in the ass
at the Jefferson Hotel, room 1210.
But let me ask you. The
was that because they lacked
diplomatic skills as well?
You're referring to
Admiral Stansfield Turner?
Yeah, the 3,000 agents.
Each and every goddamn one of them
first or second generation Americans.
Is that because they lack
the proper diplomatic skills?
was a good idea to have spies
who could speak the same language as
the people they're f***ing spying on?
Well, I'm sorry, but you can
hardly blame the Director
for questioning the loyalty to America
of people that are just barely Americans
- in the first place.
- Yeah, well, I'd like to take a moment
in which you're a douchebag.
- Get the f*** out of my office!
- Yes, sir.
Before I end your career, a**hole.
Yes, sir!
Yeah, my friend, I'm gonna
need you for a second.
God damn it!
My loyalty?
For 24 years, people have
been trying to kill me.
People who know how.
Now, do you think that's because
my dad was a Greek soda pop maker
or do you think that's
because I'm an American spy?
Go f*** yourself, you f***ing child.
How was I?
Thank you.
There's a woman in Aliquippa,
Pennsylvania, named Nitsa.
And she thinks she's a witch.
Yeah, she offered to put
Yeah?
And she...
She asked me do I want a professional
curse or a health curse.
"If it's a health curse,
I can do it right away,
"but a professional curse takes longer. "
Well, I'm living proof
- Did you get the brownie?
- Oh, no, sir, I didn't.
I got you.
I'm reading transcripts
of phone conversations
between French and German generals
arguing over office space
at NATO headquarters
of Mercury Bay, New Zealand.
You know, historically, a hotbed
of anti-American activity.
Yeah, nobody will come
near me. I'm in the weeds.
You know, a typical case officer
doesn't walk into his boss's office
and tell him to go f*** himself. Twice.
I just told you, I paid a
witch in Pennsylvania $80
to put a curse on Henry Cravely for me.
- Do I sound like a
typical case officer?
No.
Well, then, let's assume I'm not.
Listen. If you're really
not doing anything,
why don't you come
upstairs and work with us?
What are you doing?
Killing Russians.
Our next slave girl is a Texas
Ashley is prelaw at U. T.,
and her three sorority sisters
wash your car or truck
chosen for the occasion.
So, who wants their wheels cleaned clean
as a whistle by a 19-year-old lawyer
and her three friends from Tri-Delt?
I have 10,000, who'll give me 11?
11, 11, I got 11.
I got 15 right here.
Thank you very much.
Oh, my God, she is a Minute Woman.
No, she's a Tri-Delt.
No, she is a Minute Woman, Charlie.
Oh. Joanne.
Yeah, she's a direct descendant
of George Washington's sister.
Says she had a great uncle
who was killed at the Alamo.
Former Miss Cotton Bowl.
Had her own local television talk show.
Look. Pakistan's Honorary
Consul to Houston, Texas.
How's that for a title, huh?
This is an ultra-right wing
group of anti-Communist fanatics.
They're not ultra-right wing.
What are they?
Well, they're ultra-right wing.
What are you doing
hanging around this woman?
Did you hear me say she was
You are unbelievable.
Oh, come on.
You're gonna love her.
And, you know, one of the things
she's trying to do over there
is liberate the women.
And what better way than
through a slave girl auction?
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