Cheech and Chong's The Corsican Brothers Page #6

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Look. There's ants

in that basket.

My only regret

on this wonderful afternoon...

is that the other

Corsican Brother...

the revolutionary,

is already dead.

Nothing would

give me greater pleasure...

than he should witness

the death of his dirty--

Fuckaire!

It must be merde a la tete.

The dead Corsican.

I accept your invitation!

His dirty brother

shall not escape.

Execute him!

You dirty peasants!

Don't touch me!

Keep away!

Don't--don't touch me!

You can kick me if you like,

but don't touch me!

How dare you?

We're just about

to get to the part...

where we laugh and laugh!

I've had enough.

En garde!

Take the other one.

This one is mine!

I've got you!

I got you!

No!

Oh, to be sure.

Fuckaire.

There you are, eh?

You're finished.

So, you Corsican dog...

you trouble-maker,

why couldn't you let me

kill you quietly

in the guillotine, eh?

No, you have to make

revolutionary speeches.

You turned my beloved

dirty peasants against me!

One more execution--that was

all I needed for the record.

You spoiled my fun!

Well, my friend...

from now on you will find

I am no longer Mr. Nice Guy.

Look at that!

Look at this!

Can I have it?

Very good.

That's wonderful!

So, anyway, the princess says...

"ls that a wart in your pocket,

or are you just glad to see me?"

So it came to pass...

that France was delivered

from tyranny...

and emerged

into a new age of freedom.

The evil Fuckaire had perished,

as was just.

And of Lucien and Louie,

it may be fairly said...

that theirs was

a most special destiny.

If I could be

the one you love

If you would let

this dream come true

Then I would ask

for nothing more

But to live life loving you

I'm so excited.

I've never been married before.

Don't do that.

I'm gonna get pregnant

right away!

How long is this going to take?

I have a riding lesson.

Where is that brother

of yours, anyways?

Boy, his swinging days

are over.

I'm going to cut his rope

right off!

I think I need a drink.

Wait. You can just wait. Back.

You're just going

to have to train him.

Yes.

We'll go to the opera,

the ballet...

to the theater.

I'll have him take dancing

and singing and elocution.

I'm going to change

the way he walks...

the way he talks,

the way he eats...

his clothes, his pants,

his jacket, his hair...

Oh, I have lots of work to do.

Yes, we'll go shopping,

go to Paris...

visit his mother...

Hey, Louie.

Let's get out of here!

And so the Corsican Brothers

escaped...

from the pages of history.

Thanks, brother.

Let's go to America

and start a revolution.

All right.

I'm with you.

1, 2...

As I got on the city bus

and found a vacant seat

I thought I saw

my future bride

Walking down the street

I shouted to the driver

Hey, conductor,

you must slow down

I think I see her,

please let me off this bus

Nadine

Honey, is that you?

Oh, Nadine

Honey, is that you?

Seems like every time

I catch up with you

You got something else to do

I saw her from the corner

And she turned

and doubled back

She was stepping towards

a coffee-colored Cadillac

Moving through the crowd

Trying to get

to where she's at

I was campaign-shouting

like a southern diplomat

Oh, Nadine

Honey, is that you?

Oh, Nadine

Baby, where are you?

Seems like every time

I catch up with you

You got something else to do

Downtown looking for her

Looking all around

Saw her get into a yellow cab

and take her to town

Caught a loaded taxi,

paid up everybody's tab

Tipped a $20 bill, told him,

"Catch that yellow cab"

Oh, Nadine

Honey, is that you?

Oh, Nadine

Baby, is that you?

Seems like every time

I catch up with you

You got something else to do

Hey, baby, I'm OK.

Take it, Chong!

Well, she moves around

like a wayward summer breeze

Go, go on, driver, go on,

catch her for me, please

Moving through the traffic

like a modern cavalier

Leaning out that taxi window

Trying to get

that girl to hear

Oh, Nadine

Honey, is that you?

Oh, Nadine

Oh, baby, is that you?

Seems like every time

I catch up with you

You got something else to do

Seems like every time

I catch up with you

You got something else to do

Nadine!

Baby, is that you?

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