Chhote Sarkar Page #8

an underwear to someone, too!

And you also have an elastic

you are emotionally attached to!

Take a good look at

this poor elastic, sir..

Do you think I would

ever strangle my underwear?

They're accusing me without

rhyme or reason, sir.

I speak the truth, sir..

I can swear upon God..

..I have killed no underwear!

This elastic is innocent, sir..

Absolutely innocent!

I object, Your Honour.

You're undoubtedly

a very cheap underwear!

You can never appreciate

the emotions of the elastic!

I object, Your Honour.

This conversation of underwears

and elastics is an insult to the Law!

This is no insult, My Lord.

It is actually an attempt to save

an innocent life from destruction.

How would the honour or insult of

the law matter to this poor lunatic?

I want to know how such an innocent

boy can be convicted for murder..

Your Honour.

Both of them have gone crazy, Sir.

I think they ought to be made

to wear underwear with elastics..

..and packed off

to the mental hospital!

This court is adjourned

till such time..

..as Amar's mental

health is restored.

This court also orders that Amar

be admitted to the mental hospital..

..and be accorded

adequate medical treatment.

"lf my friends insist,

I will confess everything. "

"I belong to such a decent family. "

"I will show you the glimpse. "

"I belong to a royal family. "

"He belongs to a royal family. "

"This asylum is lively because of me."

"This asylum is lively

because of him. "

"I belong.. "

"I belong.. "

"I belong to a royal family. "

"He belongs to a royal family. "

"My brother has robbed

total 36 banks. "

"My brother-in-law has broken

so many locks with his left hand. "

"My nephews do smuggling

of brown sugar. "

"My uncle does trafficking of girls. "

"He does trafficking. "

"He does smuggling. "

"My intelligent nephews

make duplicate passports. "

"My servants too steal

the idols from the temple. "

"My other relatives make blue films. "

"All my friends enjoy it too. "

"They completely enjoy it. "

"They completely enjoy it. "

"Sing further, Chote Sarkaar. "

"The people call me

professional killer too. "

"He has come.. "

"He has come.. "

"please come. "

"please come. "

"From where he has come,

it is a royal family. "

The Will?

..that Amar inherits all

the property from Mr Saxena.

Isn't it surprising then

that the Uncle Amar has killed..

..had willed all his property

to Amar, just before he died?

The property is now

in Amar's name, Heera.

And this is why I had allowed

him to live, to see this day.

But it's necessary for him to die now.

A lunatic's life is

not worth living anyway.

They're of no use to anyone.

This nut, especially,

happens to be a burden on the earth.

You'll be rid of the burden.

Let me have the green stuff..

and see what I do.

There's a guy called

Amar whom you must poison.

I can't do that, sir! I'd lose my job!

May the renowned social-worker

and Central Minister..

..Mr Shaitan Singh,

present himself in this court.

Greetings, Minister.

Hello, sir.

Greetings, Mr Shaitan Singh!

Hello, sir.

Sir, hold on a minute.

My first question, Mr Shaitan Singh..

Why do you always carry

this chair with you?

Every problem and battle of life..

..is because of the "chair",

you see.

How can I give up the chair then?

I don't trust even my wife,

where my chair is concerned!

Out there in the land that I rule,

chairs are more in demand..

..than even beds!

Ask me a proper question..

Don't treat me like a nut!

It is alleged,

Mr Minister, that you are very honest.

What was that? - It is alleged..

..that are you,

unwittingly, a very honest man.

That's no allegation.. it's actually

a conspiracy hatched against me.

It's an attempt to

instigate the masses!

It's nothing but

an attempt to defame me!

The opposition wouldn't

want me to win the elections!

Which is why they're giving

me the label of an honest man.

But let me tell the people

in no uncertain terms..

..that this nation will not have

a minister more corrupt than I am!

Why are you sitting down?!

I hate to see people

of my party sitting down.

Whether I use the spittoon or not,

just continue holding it.

From what we've heard, Mr Minister..

..when you were made the

Minister for Sports and Games..

..it was noticed that

you did nothing to promote them.

How can you say such a thing?

Take Hockey, for instance.

I set right the irregularities

in the game, didn't I?

Just imagine a group of

22 tall and well-built men..

..chasing a small little ball.

That didn't look good, you know.

It was a pathetic sight.

All that fighting,

because of a little ball!

It was I who had the rules amended.

I had every player given a ball.

He can very well

play with his own ball.

Not only will that promote the game,

but many goals will also be scored!

Or else, they play for hours

and don't score a single goal!

I'll personally give

the Minister some milk today.

Here you are, Sir.

I don't drink the milk every

other stranger brings for me!

Amar.

Could I speak to you for a moment?

You're under the impression

that I have betrayed you, aren't you?

Amar

All I have come to tell you is that..

..I haven't betrayed you;

I was only doing my duty.

And during the course of my duty..

..I have really

fallen in love with you.

Really.

There used to be a boy

who loved a girl very much.

When the girl once asked for

the boy's heart, know what he did?

He tore into his chest,

pulled out his heart..

..and placed it on the girl's hand.

And do you know..

how the girl treated the heart?

This is how you have treated my heart,

haven't you?

Speak up! Tell me, I say!

Speak! - I will.. I will, Madam!

There was this man who

asked me to poison Amar.

He even promised me money.

And I, in my lust for money..

..laced Amar's milk with poison.

Who was that man?

- I don't know him, Madam.

I'd met him for the first time.

- How was he to look at?

He was fair-skinned..

and sported a beard. He had gray eyes.

Hey! - Tick-tock!

Tick-tock! Tick-tock!

Wait a minute.

What time is it? - It's 9.30.

9.30? But my watch says it's 9.45..

You're lagging behind by 15 minutes!

Am I lagging behind?

Let me move up then..

Wherever you go.

Your shadow will be with you.

Shut up!

Wherever you are.

Why are you in my courtyard?

A man with a tall wife

has a lot of fame.

Tall, clever. Tall, clever. Hey!

Tall, clever.

Leave us alone..

I've got some questions to ask him.

Thank you! Thank you so very much!

Thanks a lot.

I am grateful that

you came into my life.

We are locked in a room

and the key is missing.

Amar.

I've come to discuss something

very important with you.

Your life is in danger.

- There's danger ahead..

And danger behind me!

- They're trying to kill you, Amar!

The milk that you

threw away was poisoned!

Poison.

You're being victimised and

you have no idea of the conspiracy!

Who could these people be?

As your sympathiser, I..

Trust Inspector Seema

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