Chloe
pretty good with words.
In my line of business
it's as important to be able to
describe what I'm doing
as it is to do what I'm doing.
When to say what.
What words to select.
Some men hate to hear
certain terms.
They can't stand
specific moves and
then they can't live
without others.
It's part of my job to know
where to place my hand,
my lips, my tongue, my leg
and even my thoughts.
What kind of pressure,
for how long, when to stop.
I can become your first kiss...
Or a torn out image
from a Playboy magazine
that you found
when you were 9 years old.
Am I your secretary
or am I your daughter?
Maybe I'm your 7th grade
math teacher you always hated.
All I know is that
if I do it just right,
I can become
your living, breathing,
unflinching dream,
and then I can actually
disappear.
Dr. Stewart.
Your last appointment's ready.
All right.
Thanks, Julie.
When was your first period?
I was 14.
- And what's your occupation?
- I'm a dancer.
Yeah? What kind?
Classical ballet.
Do you use any
form of contraception?
No.
So you want to have a baby?
No. Not at all. No.
You don't practise safe sex?
I've never had an orgasm.
From intercourse?
We're okay, thanks.
I've barely ever had sex.
There's something about
it I don't get.
Well, an orgasm is simply
a series of muscle contractions.
That's it. It comes from
manipulating the clitoris.
There's nothing mysterious and
there's nothing magic about it.
I'll give you some literature
to take home, okay?
Okay.
- You can get dressed now.
- Thank you.
Here we are at scene 2 where Leporello
catalogues Don Giovanni's conquests.
Country by country.
Age by age. Shape by shape.
Is she sweet or cruel?
A peasant or a princess?
Single? Married?
As he says, "It doesn't really matter.
She wears a skirt."
If we look at the title of
this aria which is...?
You.
Madamina, il catalogo e questo.
And what's he saying?
Sir?
"In Italy, 640.
In Germany, 231.
Spain, 1,003."
Lovers that Don Giovanni
took in Spain alone.
A very busy man.
Yes?
A few of us would like to
take you to dinner. Can you come?
Thank you. I'd love to.
And I'm honoured.
But... today's my birthday.
And I've got a flight back home
in an hour and a half.
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you...
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to...
Hi, how are you?
Did you get a drink?
- Sure.
- Okay.
Presents go in my office, okay?
You realize I'd have to kill you
if you ever did this to me.
You are a very brave wife.
I changed my dress, like,
You look beautiful.
You look amazing.
- Thank you.
- What time is he supposed to be here?
Well, his flight arrived, like,
- Here you go.
- Thanks. So...?
Michael!
Hey, your dad's going to be
here any minute. Come and join us.
Where did the little boy
who used to run into his mommy's arms go?
His girlfriend is probably going
say to a mother.
He's doing a lot better.
Yeah, he is.
Trina.
Trina. This is Catherine.
Our hostess and my office mate.
Hi.
Hi. Lovely to meet you.
What an amazing house you have.
Thank you.
That's probably him.
Quiet, everybody!
Hello?
Hey, Catherine.
Hi, honey.
Are you home?
I'm going to be a little late.
Well, I talked to the airline.
They said that your flight landed.
I missed it by a few minutes.
You said you couldn't pick me up
at the airport. So...
Well, do you know
when you'll be home?
The next flight isn't
for 2 hours.
I don't think I'll be in
before you go to sleep.
I'm so sorry.
Catherine? Sweetheart.
We'll see you
when you get back then.
Looks like the surprise is on us.
He missed his flight.
We could charter our own flight
and surprise him down there.
I have to admit this
wasn't part of the plan,
but no reason to
stop the party, right?
Michael! Your friend
will have to go home. It's late.
Hi.
I'm sorry.
Guess I should have told you.
Yeah. You should have.
But then it wouldn't have been a surprise.
Geez, at my age. You know I try
and ignore my birthdays, Catherine.
- It's so bloody--
- Embarrassing?
Yeah.
Your presents are in my office.
I got you a bottle of Scotch.
I'll be a bit late again tonight.
More boring Curriculum Committee crap.
Yeah. But you're not late now.
I'll pick up a coffee on the way.
Morning.
Michael. Your mom's in the hallway
and she just saw me naked.
Jesus, Michael.
This is not okay.
I just got here.
You're lying.
Look, Dad knows.
She's... she's in my house
all night and nobody tells me?
Anna. Her name's Anna.
Are you using protection?
We use condoms.
This is not happening every night.
Understand me?
- See you kids a little later.
- See you later.
Bye, honey. Bye.
Over here.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- You changed your hair.
- Yeah. hasn't noticed.
Well, that's 'cause he
likes it down.
How do you know?
Well, all men do.
They imagine it wrapped around their?
That's enough, Frank.
Here, please. Sorry, darling.
Hi.
- Hi, David.
- Hey, Frank.
So...?
I'm Delia.
I'll be your waitress this evening.
What can I get you to drink?
What do you like to drink, Delia?
Me?
I like the Maybach Vineyard.
It's a very intense pure
and deep taste.
Well, I guess
I better have one of those, then.
Good choice.
And you?
I'll have the same.
Where's the bathroom? Frank.
It's over there.
So...
Are you okay?
Yeah. I'm fine, thank you.
Can I do anything?
There's no toilet paper
in this stall.
I have some.
Here you go.
Men are such a**holes.
Yeah.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
That's not mine.
Take it anyway.
Why?
I want you to have it.
I have to get
back to my husband.
We're playing
"Spot the Hooker."
That's pleasant.
This is a nice hotel.
There's a lot of
horny and wealthy
out-of-town businessmen.
This is a sexy situation.
And they mix in
with the normal people.
Well, they are normal people.
I don't know how normal they are.
Have you ever been with one?
Me?
What am I saying?
It's not a habit.
- I liked paying.
- Spare me.
When you want a little dusting and
cleaning with no emotional repercussions?
You want to avoid rejected women
coming after you?
You pay for it.
No?
Did you find that waitress sexy?
Which one?
The one you were flirting with.
Come on.
I was being friendly.
People are usually
so rude to service people.
I know. So you like to be
extra nice to make up for it?
Did you run
to catch your plane?
What?
Well, you only missed it by a minute,
you said, so you must have run.
It... it was a few minutes.
Did you intentionally miss
the flight from New York?
What difference does
it make if I...
if I missed it by mistake or intentionally?
Well, because you said it was a mistake.
And it was your birthday.
Surprise birthday.
It was neither intentional nor by mistake,
it's just what happened.
Did you go out for a drink?
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