City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold Page #8

That gold...

That gold is up here somewhere.

- Duke...

- No, it's up here somewhere.

Thanks for...

being Curly's last friend.

It was my pleasure.

Okay, come on.

Come on, baby.

Did Curly ever tell you

what that one thing was?

He said that's what

you have to figure out for yourself.

God.

He was a real pain in the ass, wasn't he?

- About five minutes.

- Good.

Well, how stupid do we feel?

I don't feel that stupid.

- Then you're stupid.

- No, I'm confused.

- Why don't I feel worse?

- I don't know.

Think about it for a second.

How bad do you really feel?

I don't know.

You know, not as bad as I should.

I feel pretty good, actually.

Why is that?

Well, we had a great adventure...

we weren't killed,

which is always a feature I like.

- And we found a box full of lead.

- That's not how I look at it.

I mean, you guys saved my life.

I mean, you stepped in front of a bullet.

You jumped on a guy

who was ready to shoot me.

- They were blanks.

- But you didn't know that.

We didn't have any guided tour

or box lunches.

All we had was each other.

And we made it.

Me...

my best friend...

and my brother.

We found the Washburn treasure!

We did it.

We found that gold!

Philly-boy...

you did great.

Thanks.

I'm really proud of you.

God, look at this town!

Filled with desperate people.

Why do you think they come here?

Well, the buffets are lovely.

There's $3.95 all-you-can-eat.

They want to hit the jackpot, get rich.

Listen, I feel bad for you, I really do.

But could we talk about this later?

Maybe have a drink together?

My wife is coming in from the airport

right now.

I told her everything...

and I planned this fabulous evening

of being yelled at.

I understand.

I came back...

to tell you that I know what this is.

It's honesty...

integrity.

Great, that's great.

So, listen, thanks for scaring me...

and maybe...

Honesty.

Gotcha.

You know, Mitch...

right down to the end...

I was planning

to cheat you and your friends.

I was going to find the gold...

then I was going to say I didn't find it...

and after you guys had gone,

I was going...

I was going to have it all, all to myself.

Only...

I couldn't do it.

Of course not, because it isn't up there.

- Yes, it is.

- No, it isn't.

Curly was up there a million times.

My mother...

didn't want either of us

to find that treasure without the other.

She wanted her boys

to do something together.

So she gave Curly the map...

Wait a minute.

She sent me the missing corner.

There.

Look at that.

'"Hot on my trail.

'"Re-buried here, 1909.

'"L. Washburn.'"

Did you draw this yourself?

Is that what you did?

You prankster. You scamp.

You little ruffian.

Forget it. I'm not going back up there.

There's nothing there.

I'm through hunting for treasure.

What am I, one of the Little Rascals?

What do you think of that, Spanky?

This is...

It's got friends.

'"Come and get me. Come and get me.'"

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