Class of Nuke 'Em High Page #2

Hey! Hey, check out

those high school creeps.

- Hey, Ronny!

- Hey, Ron!

Hey, come on,

we're here for our deliveries.

Oh, crap.

- I'll be right back.

- Where are you going?

What, are you trying

to get me fired?

Come on! You weren't supposed

to be here till tonight.

What do you care?

Besides, we got your money.

You know, I cannot understand how you

get away with growing this sh*t here.

What if someone sees it?

This is a maximum security area.

Nobody's allowed back here.

Why don't you guys just hurry up

and get lost, huh?

Relax, Ronny.

Why don't you go play

with some plutonium or something, huh?

Leave us alone.

I cannot believe

how fast this sh*t grows out here.

I got an idea.

We can call it an atomic high.

Then we can charge the kids

more money for it.

Yeah!

Hi, girls!

Do you mind if we sit down?

- Yes.

- Thanks!

Whatever it is,

we don't want to hear it, OK?

We haven't said anything yet.

I can tell you're just dying to hear

what I have to say.

So, I won't keep you

in suspense any longer.

I happen to know a guy at State

who can get us into the Pi Delta Gamma

party Saturday night.

Eddie, you just want to get in our pants.

So, forget it.

Boy, some gratitude!

What kind of a guy

do you think I am anyway?

You know what kind of guy you are?

Do you ever see a cockroach

and you go, Yuck?

Well, you make cockroaches go, Yuck!

Hey, toots, this is a perfect opportunity

to pick up a college senior.

But if you're not interested...

Wait a minute.

Girls, this could be interesting.

So, you'll meet me at my house

at eight o'clock.

Oh, I forgot to tell you one thing.

It's an indoor beach party,

so wear your bikinis.

- Bikinis?

- I told you...

I told you I'm not going to the party.

Mid-terms are coming up,

I've got to start cramming.

Cramming?

Listen, Warry...

If you wanna prepare to go to college,

you gotta start ramming!

- Turn around!

- Come on, Eddie, shut up, will you?

Come on, man!

This is the opportunity of a lifetime!

Besides, maybe they'll like us

and invite us to the frat next year.

Hey, Chrissy's not gonna go.

She knows

what kind of a party you guys have.

Come on! She'll go if you go!

And the other girls will go

if Chrissy goes.

Lou's joints are the best joints in town!

They get you up, up, up,

and you never come down!

Whoa, sundance!

I've got some dynamic, fantastic weed

for you if you're interested.

- No, thanks.

- Wait a minute!

Maybe we should get some for the party.

- Yeah, all right. How much?

- Ten dollars.

- For how many?

- For one.

- One joint?

- What are you guys, nuts?

Whoa, whoa,

this is special merchandise.

It's worth it.

Do we look stupid enough

to believe that?

Yeah, you do.

I think he's right.

We'll buy one.

We'll take one, We'll take one.

Ten dollars.

Erm... ten dollars.

And er... we call this weed

an atomic high.

You should see

what it does to the ladies.

It gets them real hot.

Ooh... They love it.

Hey, wait!

Maybe we should give it to Warren.

Warren? Let him buy his own sh*t!

Besides, he doesn't even smoke.

It might make Chrissy

a little more agreeable...

...er, to go to the party!

~ Well, she never goes steady,

all the fellas are wondering why ~

~ That girl is much too much ~

~ She doesn't wanna know me

but I'm gonna be her regular guy ~

~ That girl is much too much ~

~ She keeps on running

around the world ~

~ She ain't got time

to be my girl no more ~

~ That girl is much too much ~

~ That girl is much

too much ~

~ She got a groovy way of movin'

I like to watch her down the street ~

~ That girl is much too much ~

~ She's a toe-tappin' baby

as she steps on that concrete ~

~ That girl is much too much ~

~ She went to the shop,

but she never buys ~

~ I'm gonna be the next to try

Oh, yeah! ~

~ That girl is much too much ~

~ That girl

is much too much ~

~ That girl is much too much ~

~ That girl

is much too much... ~

I kinda wish we'd gone

to that Fellini movie instead.

Are you kidding?

This is a Fellini movie.

Hey, Warren!

Hey, all right!

What took you so long?

I was afraid you weren't gonna make it.

- Hi, Chrissy.

- Hi.

Hey, have you ever seen so much

poontang under one roof in your life?

Warren, you have

really classy friends(!)

What's wrong?

Hey! I got some exciting friends

to introduce you to.

- Come on, man!

- Chrissy, I...

I think this party is a little too wild

for Warren and I.

- Oh, relax, Chrissy.

- Yeah, relax.

Hey, Warren.

Why don't you look around you?

Don't you feel a little er... left out?

Come on, guys, I mean,

I'd love to sleep with Chrissy, but...

She's shy.

I don't want to rush her.

Look, I'd love to sleep

with Warren, but...

- But what?

- But he's shy!

And I don't want to be too pushy.

Hey, look, I'm not saying

you should rush her.

I'm saying you should give her...

15, 20 minutes, and then jump on her!

Listen, Chrissy, if you want anything

to happen, you gotta make it happen.

I mean, the guy is a jerk,

she's gotta do everything for him.

Warren's going away to school

next year,

and there's gonna be hot and cold running

bimbos everywhere, honey.

- He may forget you P.D.Q.

- That's right.

Take it from me.

Hey...

We got a little gift for you.

Come on,

get that out of my face, Eddie.

- You wouldn't believe what this cost!

- Yeah!

- The least you could do is try it.

- And what is this?

It's not for you. That's what it is.

What, are you gonna smoke it

without me, Eddie?

Well, whose is it, Eddie?

It's for Warren and Chrissy.

Come on, Warren.

Come on!

Wait!

That is not the way it's done.

Watch!

- Here, toots!

- Come on, Chrissy!

Come on, Chrissy!

Come on, Chrissy!

- It's gonna feel good.

- Come on, Chrissy!

One isn't enough,

you gotta take another one.

Come on, Warren.

Warren, come on, try it!

You know you're gonna like it.

Oh, yeah.

Ugh! I feel sick.

Yeah, me too.

Look!

It's ruined.

I don't believe it!

Chrissy, if you wanna get out of here,

let's go to the Fellini movie.

You pantywaist!

I'll go upstairs and get our coats.

F***'s on you!

Ruined! I don't believe it.

Hey! It's ruined!

I have to take Chrissy to the movies.

You guys will do all right by yourselves.

Jesus.

Well, I don't know. What's the big deal

about smoking grass anyway, Chrissy?

I mean, I don't feel anything.

I mean, how about you, Chrissy?

You don't feel anything.

- Warren...

- Huh?

I want you.

- Chrissy!

- Warren!

Chrissy!

Are you OK?

I feel just wonderful.

Chrissy, erm...

Are you sure you're OK?

I mean, you... look a little hot.

Warren, I am hot.

Hey, poor Warren, huh?

We try to help him, but he's never gonna

get laid by that stuck-up girlfriend of his.

You can say that again.

Let's give the girls a break

and make our moves.

Oh, yeah...

Hey, baby. You wanna go snorkelling?

Beat it, creep!

I think she loves me!

I want that joint!

I want that joint!

You had a joint a long time ago.

I put it out.

Not that joint.

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