Class of Nuke 'Em High Page #4

~ You're going for glory,

the wind at your side ~

~ Forsaking endurance

to lengthen your stride ~

~ The last quarter-mile,

it could bring you success... ~

Mm-mm-mm...

~ Well, if you give all,

there's so much more... ~

The girls' room

is across from the arts class.

Shut up and put that little pecker

back in your pants.

- What do you want?

- I want a man.

I want a real man.

Not a f*ggot like you.

Can't you be a real man?

Now, what's taken so long here?

Do I have to watch you every minute?

That's better.

Now, what seems to be

the problem here?

T-T-There is no problem.

I paid you for those joints.

Time to buy more.

But I don't want any more.

You know you love this atomic high.

It's only... 20 dollars.

- 20 dollars?

- That's right.

The price has just gone up.

- They're watermelons.

- Eddie, my back teeth are floating.

I gotta take a leak, all right?

I'll see you later.

Hey!

You're not gonna poison any more kids.

Get outta here, kid.

Don't mess with this stuff. It's poison.

Brandt, you're history!

- What's going on here?

- Fight, fight, fight...

Go!

Freeze!

Drop that bone!

This is going on your permanent record.

Brandt, go to the nurse's office.

All right, you three.

Let's go.

I didn't do anything.

He started it.

All right, let's go. Move!

- Scumbag!

- Move!

Move it. Let's go.

Let's go. Move. Come on, move.

Come on.

Come on, move.

What's going on here, Bob?

I just broke up a fight and found this...

on one of them.

That's going on their permanent record.

Frisk them.

All right, all of you.

Get against the wall and spread your legs.

Ooh, you'd love it if I spread my legs,

wouldn't you?

Shut up!

Enjoying yourself?

That way!

Hey! Stop that!

What's happened to you people?

Six months ago

you were the Honour Society,

not a drug-pushing gang of thugs.

I have no choice in the matter.

You've had several warnings.

I'll have to recommend immediate

expulsion for all of you.

Kiss my ass, you old fart!

Bob! Quick, call the police.

If I ever catch

any of you punks in here again...

Drop it, man!

It's a free country.

We'll go wherever we want.

Not in my school, you can't!

Try and stop us.

We'll be back.

We're the youth of today.

God bless America, limp dick.

~ Oh, say can you see ~

~ By the dawn's early light ~

~ What so proudly we hailed ~

~ At the twilight's last gleaming ~

~ Whose broad stripes and bright stars ~

~ Through the perilous fight ~

I'll get into classes.

See you later, all right?

- Warren, look!

- What the hell are they doing here?

Hey guys,

did you hear what happened?

Yeah, they cancelled biology class.

- Are you serious?

- Yeah!

And they closed the east-wing

of the school, too.

What did they do that for?

Who cares, as long

as we got out of class, man.

I can't breathe in this thing.

There's no radiation down here.

I don't believe this!

Typical! This equipment is no good.

The needle is right off the scale.

What is this? It looks like somebody

blew their nose in here.

Oh, sh*t!

Holy sh*t, what is all this green stuff?

That does it!

I'm getting out of here.

What is that smell?

Oh God, I gotta check it out.

What the hell is making that noise?

I don't give a dry fart.

Get your ass in gear. Well?

The entire east-wing of the school

is contaminated.

Sh*t! Weren't there three of you?

Yes, there were, but the other guy

hasn't come back yet.

We're gonna have to scrub down

the entire area.

The whole east-wing?

That'll take days!

No, we can't do that.

Call Westly.

Tell him he's got structural damage.

- Structural damage?

- Tell him anything you want.

Just tell him that we'll go in at night

so he doesn't have to close the school.

Don't mention anything

about radioactivity, no matter what you do.

- Get going.

- Yes, sir.

- Don't f*** this up!

- Yes, sir.

Come on, Sam, I need a drink.

Let's go to my office.

Now, I'm getting tired

of waiting for Spike.

I should take a look,

cos I got some plans...

How's it going?

Lousy, man.

It's going lousy!

Business sucks!

Ever since we got kicked out of school,

we ain't got no more pupil bastards

to sell our dope to.

That's right man,

and you ain't done sh*t about it.

That's right!

Shut up!

It was Warren Brandt

that got us kicked out of school, right?

Yeah...

I've got an idea to get even with Warren

and the school all at the same time.

How?

How?

Maybe this will give you an idea.

Gonzo, shut up!

Buddy! You and Gonzo

go get that fat Mr Westly

to turn on the emergency

evacuation alarm.

Muffey, you get Chrissy.

Take her to Taru.

She's down in the fallout shelter.

Oh, I'd love to get Chrissy.

I can't wait to see

what Taru does to her.

Oh, yeah...

Shut up!

What are you all trying to do?

Attract attention?

Let's go.

There's a very attractive person

with red hair waiting for you.

Downstairs.

Put this on, b*tch!

Get in there.

Get in here.

I didn't do anything to you.

Let me go.

You b*tch!

Nobody does that to Taru!

You're gonna pay for that,

you and your f***ing boyfriend.

- Get in there.

- Just let me go!

- I didn't do anything to you.

- B*tch!

Surprise!

Where is the emergency

evacuation alarm, Mr Westly?

I can't hear you.

Here's that pedigree b*tch you wanted.

Hi, Chrissy.

The b*tch bit me.

All right, Westly.

Where's the alarm?

Come on, I'm getting tired of hitting you.

Come on. Let's go. Where is it?

Where is it?

Hey! Didn't anybody ever tell you

to knock before entering a room?

Now, Westly, you're next!

Unless you tell us

where that alarm button is.

On the console,

the third button on the right.

That wasn't so hard now,

was it, booby?

Can I have your attention, please.

This is not a drill.

'This is a nuclear emergency.

'Please evacuate your school

immediately.'

I repeat.

This is not a drill.

Huh?

All right, class, let's leave this building

in an orderly manner.

Let's go!

Know what that is, Chrissy?

That's the emergency evacuation alarm.

You know what that means?

Everyone's leaving the building.

Chrissy!

Kurt Paley.

Yeah.

Panic at the high school?

Contamination? What contamination?

That's bullshit!

Chrissy!

Did any of you see Chrissy?

Maybe she's split like we should have.

No, come on, she wouldn't have left

without telling me.

Go tell Warren we got Chrissy.

Yeah, and what if he don't believe me?

The necklace.

Give that to him.

He'll believe you.

Move it!

I'll be right over.

Yeah!

Shut up!

I'll be right over.

'Could I have

your attention, please?'

- Bob, did you see Chrissy?

- No, I didn't.

- What?

- Taru told me to give this to you.

She's waiting for you

in the school's basement.

'Stay outside until we find out whether

it's safe to go inside the building.'

Chrissy!

Hey! I gave that f*ggot the necklace.

Let's go.

Come on!

~ Shifting gears,

I've made the wrong turn ~

~ Total distraction conquers my fear ~

~ But I return to your direction ~

~ The same old story, another year ~

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