Clerks Page #42

Synopsis: Dante Hicks is not having a good day. He works as a clerk in a small convenience store and is told to come into work on his day off. Dante thinks life is a series of down endings and this day is proving to no different. He reads in the newspaper that his ex-girlfriend Caitlin is getting married. His present girlfriend reveals to have somewhat more experience with sex that he ever imagined. His principal concerns are the hockey game he has that afternoon and the wake for a friend who died. His buddy Randal Graves works as a clerk in the video store next and he hates his job just about as much as Dante hates his.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Kevin Smith
Production: Miramax Films
  5 wins & 10 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.8
Metacritic:
70
Rotten Tomatoes:
88%
R
Year:
1994
92 min
1,333 Views


DANTE:

I'll call you. Let you know.

RANDAL:

All right. Good luck with Veronica.

If you want, I can talk to her, you

know, and explain...

DANTE:

No thanks. I'll take care of it.

We've got a lot of sh*t to talk about.

RANDAL:

Helluva day.

DANTE:

To say the least.

RANDAL:

Do you need a hug or something?

'Cause I would have no hang-ups about

hugging you... you know, you being a

guy and all. Just don't knead my ass

when you do it.

DANTE:

Get the f*** outta here already.

RANDAL:

I'm gone. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

RANDAL exits. A second later, he reenters and tosses DANTE

the sheet-sign.

RANDAL:

You're closed.

He exits. DANTE pushes the sign over from Open to Closed.

DANTE climbs behind the counter. He pops the register open

and starts counting the drawer out. The door is heard opening.

POV JOHN:
DANTE counting out the register, not looking up.

DANTE:

What'd you forget something?

(looks up, surprised)

Oh. I'm sorry, we're closed.

A gunshot blasts out. DANTE flies back, his chest exploding.

He stares ahead and slumps to the floor.

JOHN walks behind the counter, stepping over DANTE'S body on

the floor, and takes the money out of the register. He grabs

a paper bag and jams the money in it. He grabs handfuls of

change, shoves it in his pocket, and then quickly exits the

frame. DANTE continues to lie on the floor.

CREDITS:

Credits end, and the door is heard opening. A customer comes

to the counter and stands there. He waits, looks around for

a clerk, looks down the aisles.

CUSTOMER:

Hello? Little help?

No reply. He looks around again, and glances at the door to

make sure nobody's coming in. Then he reaches behind the

counter and grabs a pack of cigarettes. He leaves.

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Kevin Smith

Kevin Patrick Smith (born August 2, 1970) is an American filmmaker, actor, comedian, public speaker, comic book writer, author, and podcaster. He came to prominence with the low-budget comedy Clerks (1994), which he wrote, directed, co-produced, and acted in as the character Silent Bob of stoner duo "Jay & Silent Bob". Jay and Silent Bob have appeared in Smith's follow-up films Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back which were mostly all set in his home state of New Jersey. While not strictly sequential, the films frequently featured crossover plot elements, character references, and a shared canon described by fans as the "View Askewniverse", named after his production company View Askew Productions, which he co-founded with Scott Mosier. more…

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