Code Name: The Cleaner
Oh, yeah.
Tiptoe, hello.
Pow!
Sh*t!
Sh*t!
Breathe beauty in,
breathe nasty out.
Beauty in...
nasty out.
Ah.
My head is bleeding?
Damn!
"Pacific Crest"...
What am I doing here?
Who hit you?
I can't remember
a thing.
What's your name?
What is your name?
Why can't you
remember anything, huh?
Happy birthday, G...
Gggh...
Hello, this is...
It's okay, rela... okay,
I... I oughta have a wallet.
I'm missing my wallet!
Should have some ID.
What's this?
"Storage check. "
Who are you, man?
Come on. Come on, man.
No! No no no.
Sh*t.
What the hell is this?
Holy sh*t!
No way!
Wait a minute.
This is a lot of money, man.
This ain't right,
this ain't right.
Hello, front desk.
Eh, um...
- Hello?
- It-it...
- Sir?
- It-it...
- Hello?
- Bye.
Hel...
Refill minibar?
- What?
- Refill minibar?
- Refill the minibar?
- Yes.
No, man...
some other time.
Help!
Police!
Hello.
Let's go!
Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go!
- God, ma'am, I'm sorry.
- Ssh!
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Shhh...
Hmm?
Bye.
- Jake? Jake!
- Huh?
You know me?
- Are you kidding?
- No, I'm not kidding.
Hey, what happened
to your head?
- I gotta go.
- Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa.
Just relax, you're
gonna be fine.
I'm here to help you.
Over here.
Hmm?
Roger, Dispatch...
Come on.
- Huh?
- Let's go!
Okay.
In the car.
Wait wait wait
wait wait wait.
What the hell is going on
and who are you anyway?
You really don't know
who I am?
No. I mean,
I have no damn idea
- who you are.
- You don't remember anything?
I think that's been
established, okay? L...
What were you
doing at the hotel?
I came to pick you up.
- You called me.
- I did?
Wh... what was I doing
at the hotel?
I don't know. What were you
doing at the hotel, Jake?
You really have
no idea who I am?
No, I have no idea!
What are you doing?
Are you crying?
Don... don't cry.
Why are you crying?
I can't believe you don't
remember your own wife.
Wife?
I'm married?
To a white woman?
Yes, to a white woman!
Look, okay, a'ight, look look
look, calm down,
don't cry, okay?
Don't cry, um...
um uh uh,
whatever your name is.
Diane.
My name is Diane.
Of course. I call you "Dynamite,"
"Di Baby," "Di Baby. "
No no. You don't call me that.
You call me Diane.
Of course I call you "Diane. "
There's no... okay, Diane.
Don't cry, baby,
all right? It's okay.
Everything's o... come over here
and give your man a big kiss.
We are definitely
married
'cause that's
some bullshit. Ow.
Jake, we are gonna have
to get you all fixed up.
Yeah, why don't we do that?
Get me fixed up.
Jake immediately.
Right, he's had
an injury.
I'm bringing
my husband home.
Yes. Yes,
to the country house.
- A dead FBI agent and 250 Gs...
- Yes. We're gonna be there shortly,
...and I'm married!
- So get the staff ready, okay?
It's been a hell
of a morning.
Yes, sir. Did you notice
if your window...
Tell me something.
The attendant said he saw
someone leave the room.
Any description?
He was black.
Oh, well, now that
you solved the case,
- could you tell me what happened?
- I don't know.
That's all you can say?
That man was part of your team.
Look, I know.
Find out who this room
is registered under.
It wasn't registered
to anyone.
- What, they just let themselves in?
- Apparently.
How could you not know what one
of your agents was doing up here?
Look, with... with... with
all due respect, all he did was phone.
He left me a message saying
that he'd come up with a lead,
but he wasn't
on a secure line and...
- And?
- And then that... that's it.
He said he was gonna call me later
and that's the last I heard from him.
I want you to search every
surveillance tape in the hotel.
Whoever did this has to have
been seen leaving the building.
I'm on it.
Oh, what's all this?
This is where
we live.
Wait wait wait... you're trying
to tell me I got it like this?
- That's what I said, baby.
- This is where I live
and ain't none of my cousins
or nothing living all up in here?
All these cars is mine,
all that lawn is me,
and all this house
is mine?
Well, that is,
until you die...
then it's all mine.
My mama know
about you?
Come on, baby.
Come on.
Yoo-hoo,
Daddy's home.
Hey hey, what are
you doing, man?
Sorry, sir. I was trying
to take your briefcase.
That's all you're gonna be
doing, is trying.
You ain't taking no
briefcase around here...
Jake! Simon's
our butler.
- Our butler?
- Oh...
my husband's having
slight memory problem.
- Memory problem, sir?
- Yes, memory problems.
Look, Simon, I can't
but don't you worry, all right?
and try to get all this to work
for me, you know what I'm saying?
Now you're gonna leave me
hanging. Okay.
- Very good, sir.
- Thank you, Simon.
Thank you, madam.
So, uh...
what is it that I do
around here all day?
- You don't really have to do much.
- Why is that?
Honey, you're rich!
- I'm rich?
- Hmm.
I'm rich... I guess you don't
have to do much if you rich.
In that case, I ain't doing
nothing for the rest of the day.
As a matter of fact, I ain't gonna do
a damn thing tomorrow, either.
Except remember.
Right, angel?
Yeah. Where
the bedroom?
Mmm?
Wait a minute...
I'm rich,
I got a big house,
married
to a white woman.
Am I Lionel Richie?
Whoo...
this is
all right, huh!
- So this is my bedroom?
- Our bedroom.
Yeah.
And this is my chair?
You know, it could
use some plastic,
and these curtains...
these, uh...
All yours.
I mean, they
don't seem like me.
I mean, they real frilly.
Well, that's because
I picked them out.
Oh, sorry, babe.
You have
exquisite taste.
Thank you.
- So those are my trophies?
- Mm-hmm.
So I'm karate man, huh?
Who are all
these white people?
That's my family, Jake.
Don't you recognize anyone?
Why am I not
in the picture?
- You took it, remember?
- I took it.
Of course, I took it,
I took it.
I mean, what are you,
Creole?
- That's right, baby.
- That's what I thought.
Them red beans
and rice is working!
Doctor Soames, madam.
- Oh, the good doctor.
- Hello.
This is Dr. Soames.
He's gonna examine you
and make you
all better.
Ahem. Good.
Good, 'cause I need
to remember something.
- Right through that door, sir.
- Cool.
I'm gonna be ready
for the examination
in a couple of minutes...
or a half hour.
You got any magazines?
Of course.
Here they are.
- Where's my "Jet"?
- "Jet," sir?
Yeah, the small, little magazine,
like a pamphlet...
a lot of pictures,
"Beauty of the Week"...
for people that like to read,
but not too much.
I'll get one immediately.
Anything else, sir?
- I got a craving for Skittles.
- Skittles, sir?
Yeah, man, I love those
little bite-size, chewy candies...
They're delicious!
They get stuck in your teeth, though.
- Right away, sir.
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