Cowboys and Cosmopolitans: The Stars of 'Did You Hear About the Morgans' Page #3

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It's huge. I have no idea.

Astonishing.

It's all about folk .

This can be right.

A sweater... for nine-ninety-nine?

It's not right. It's two for one.

- C'mon.

- Where is man's wear?

Wait a minute.

Okay, see that woman, see that woman,

guess what is in his bags!

- French's bread?

- Guns. Big guns.

- Oh Lord, she's comin'.

- Oh my God, it's Sarah Palin.

Actually my name is Emma.

Emma Wheeler,

but you can call me Deputy Wheeler.

- Oh... so. So, you are married?

- Oh yeah.

That's what she needed.

A couple more guns.

- I love them. Do you have mere?

- Just for bargains.

Actually , I'm a member of PETA.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

So am I... except mines:

People for Eating Tasty Animals (PETA).

You got to know when you appreciate her humor.

Sometimes I think that will help.

Hey, I just want to say that

I think what you people are doing is very brave.

And it will be an honor to protect you

and I hope you'll be real comfortable here at us.

Thank you. Thank you very much...

I must say I imagine there is to be

less multiform, but this "Bargain Barn" is fantastic

so we move it here down to road,

in Applebee's....

Well this is Cody, Ray's forty-five miles that way

and there is no "Bargain Barn" in there.

Here is Ray.

That was it.

Could we do it again.

I think I missed this.

So, if that's Ray, where are we goin'?

Oh, a few miles outside the town.

We like to get away from the hustle and bustle.

C'mon in. Watch where you step.

Yep, that is it.

Home, sweet home.

- Very, very nice.

- Yes, I love what you've done with the...

- ...the heads.

- Thanks.

Yeah, we killed all these animals ourselves.

Oh, that's great. I hate when you have

the decorator do it for you.

Well, I got brother around the Cheyenne

he's happy to garment so ...

That's handy. Any word from New York?

- No, ma'am.

- So, you folks are hungry? We got pleanty to eat.

- No no me, I had my fill on the four stars of New York flight.

- Chicago.

Chicago.

Well, you probably wanna be gettin' some shower...

I 'll show you to your room.

Hope you'll be comfortable in here.

We fixed up this spare bedroom.

Not exactly the Ritz.

We usually only have one witness at the time.

The last was Vito "The Butcher" Emanuel.

Murdered five people before he turns

state's evidence.

- So, you actually do this all the time?

- Yeah.

About ten yers ago the government asked

if we can hide somebody for a week.

There was since then a couple of times a year

they bring the somebody by.

Mankind is interested, actually.

Now they want me to retire.

So, you two are gonna be our last.

Well it's an honor

and that's a lovely witness room but um...

Mr Morgan ... Mr Foster and I

are separated.

We are thinking of seeing a therapist, yeah.

So, how do you want to handle the sleeping arrangement then?

- Well I'm... I can sleep on the couch. - No, no I'll sleep on the couch.

- No, no, I'll sleep...really...

I'll be fine on the couch.

- And, um, do you have a cable?

- We have an anthena.

We got bunch of DVDs.

John Wayne and Clint Eastwood :) mostly.

That's great. That's great.

Oh but I see you have a computer.

So that means you-you have a Internet?

You are on-line?

We do, but you'll need a code .

- Which you are not gonna give me.

- No.

Try to contact somebody back home

is just too big risk.

I guess the same goes for the phone,

'cause I just have a couple of things I have to check on.

- If I can make one quick call.

- And, you know, you can supervise the calls.

- There is no dial tone.

- There is a code.

So, I guess that is about it.

There is towels and soap in the bath.

Great, terrific. Is there a code?

It's all right, silly.

- You sure you gonna be happy on that thing?

- Yeah, I'm good.

I'm good.

All right.

Good night.

Good night, good night, bye everyone.

Look Paul, I know how hard you are tryin'.

Really I do, I'm not not completely oblivious.

And believe me, it would...it would be so much easy

if I just can make myself forget.

But...

When I look at you, I just feel regret.

And sadness and-and deep desire to see you sufferin'.

intense pain.

Listen that's not a problem, that's not a problem.

I have more than willing to hurt myself.

Or would you prefer to do it. Whatever takes...

Just, tell me what to do.

Tell me.

I don't know.

- I don't know.

- The thing is, Meryl...

I'm just trying to be realistic.

You know, I'm human. I made a mistake.

I am not perfect.

No, I know you are not.

But, I was so in love with you.

And now I'm just...

I'm just...

I'm so dissapointed.

And I don't trust you anymore.

All right.

Good night.

Good night.

Jackie,

did you hear about the Morgans?

- Of course I heard, totally devastating.

- They are in protected custody.

- Adam, I heard.

- What we gonna do?

What we can do?

We can...

- Yes?

- There is a client here for Mrs Morgan.

Sure, send him back.

- Can I help you?

- If you are busy, I'll come back later.

Not at all. He was just leaving.

Yeah, I'm in the market for two bedrooms,

friend refer me to Meryl Morgan.

- Would you have a seat?

- Yeah.

Excuse me.

I'm Jackie. Mrs Morgan's assistant.

She's not in today.

Can I give you one other agent to talk to you?

You know, if she's as good as everyone says,

I'm sure she's probably workin' the way.

She is.

- I'm sorry for takin' of your time.

- Not at all.

Nice lookin' muffin there.

Enjoy your breakfast.

Howdy.

- How about bet I wake you?!

- Oh no, no I didn't really sleep.

- It's too quiet here.

- You're hungry?

Smells good.

Oh, that's impressive.

I've never turn my oven on.

Oh look at that, fire comes out from everything.

You want sausage or bacon above,

with your eggs and pancakes?

Oh,no, no thanks, I'm actually vegetarian.

- Good mornin'.

- I got news for you , sheriff.

Your cousin here is a vegetarian.

Yeah, what a things gonna happen' in your own family?!

- Howdy.

- Howdy.

Good morning.

Good morning.

- Howdy.

- How did you sleep?

Not really it needs . Very, very quiet, isn't it?

I thought I've been actually hearin'

my cells dividing.

I kept prayin' for a siren.

Yes, or rumbling subway or something.

Speaking of New York,

have you heard anything?

No, ma'am. You can ask

every five minutes...

What they told me, I'll tell you.

I saw a photo of a young man, isn't it?

I tell you he was something.

That's our boy.

- Clay Junior.

- Oh, does he live in Ray too?

No, he married a girl from Omaha

so he moved to a big city.

- Big city?

- Omaha.

Here we go,

sunny side eggs, sausage and bacon,

home fries, homemade biscuits and country gravy.

- Can I get you anything else?

- No thanks just an angiogram.

We gonna make a rounds.

It will be the best for you to stay here.

The minor people see you there,

the safer you are.

But it's a shame, cause Ray is the

friendliest place on earth.

Help yourself with anything

in the fridge if you are hungry.

- We will be back in couple hours.

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