Cowboys and Cosmopolitans: The Stars of 'Did You Hear About the Morgans' Page #4

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- Thank you. - Thank you.

I can't believe this is happening.

Well, at least you didn't have

the whole breakfast.

I feel my organs shuting down one by one.

I thought Disneyland was

the friendliest place on earth.

No, no Disneyland is the happiest

place on earth,

Ray is the friendliest place.

People probably get confused all the time.

What if we never get out of here?

What if we never get to Lincoln Center again,

or see the Mets, or see our friends,

or sit on Great monument with New York Times,

walk with the Shakespeare in park,

or go to Noble,

or order chinese?

Good , do you know how long

will take to order a chinese,

it will be a weeks, and it will be cold.

Ok, stop, stop. Now listen to me, listen to me.

We are here and there is nothing

we can do about it.

There is no phone calls to make,

there is no connections to work,

there is no favors to call in.

I think you should treated

as a vacation.

A welcome break in your busy schedule.

- Okay.

- Good.

Ok, you're right. Ok.

God, I'm going mad as a hatter...!!!

At least you are going your best shot.

That's really all we can ask.

They did say not to leave.

Oh, c'mon...

Perhaps I can come with you,

to protect you.

And I really won't to be alone on my own.

God, I can't breathe,

air is too clean.

I'm gonna to shower.

Paul.

- Paul, don't move.

- Sorry?

There is a bear behind you.

Yes, there is.

Oh, sh*t!

No, no, no! Don't run.

The poster said not to run.

Wait. Hold on. I'm gonna to get it, okay, Hold on?!

Come back! No, Meryl!

Come back!

Come back! Please.

Meryl! Meryl! Meryl! Meryl!

Okay, oh God, okay.

Keep calm!

Ok avoid direct eye contact,

And speak in a false monotone.

Nice to meet you.

My wife is a member of PETA.

- I'll be meaning to join.

- Don't shoot at bear...

- I don't have a gun!

- because the bear

almost always lives...

long enough to mold the shooter severely.

I don't have a gun!!!

Soothing... Soothing...

Sorry... sorry...I don't have a gun...

- No gun.

- Wait, wait! there is one last thing... - What is it?

- You don't need to hear this?

- What is it?

Ok, at a last resort a summon cannonball position

covering your neck and your head

with your hands and your arms...

I didn't need to hear that!

I know that. I told you that.

You never listen.

- This is exactly...

- Do we knock this enough?

Oh my God, Paull, he's comin'...

- Run, run!

- It says not to run!

Run! Run!

Run! Run! Run!

Okay, he's goin'.

Yeah, he's goin', we gonna be okay.

My eyes, I can't see.

That was close...

Oh no...

There you go.

Ok, let's have a look, see here.

- You are from Chicago, Mrs Foster ?

- Yeah, that's right.

I've always dream about Chicago...

Oh, well I'm sure one day you will get there.

Oh, no I don't wanna go.

I just always dream about it.

Is this gonna be much longer?

Because my husband

- is very uncomfortable.

- Oh Lord I'm hurt.

Oh, yeah. Oh, look at him.

He's a mass.

He should see a doctor.

Laughter really is the best medecine.

So... You sprayed yourself with

the bear spray, Mr Foster.

Oh no, actually I hurt him.

I mean unintentionaly, of course.

Anyway, do you think maybe

he should see a specialist?

Well, I'm the only doctor in town

so I'm better specialist as gets.

Do everything from geriatrics

to pediatrics.

Well don't want to confuse us too.

No. You don't.

And it's a great thing about being a doctor in small town.

You've seen it all.

Anyway, physiologically,

is all the same. Body is the body.

So, see if we can take care

of that boo boo in your eye, Mr Foster.

You see, just calling it boo boo

makes me feel better already.

Let's go next door, the exam room.

Say, would you like to come with us Mrs Foster?

- No, it's fine.

- Be careful there, Mr Foster.

Say, do you like stickers?

Here, let's take a little visit to giraffa room.

"You've reached Trish Pinger at

"Gotham adoption agency"...

please leave a message."

Oh, hi Trish. This is um...Meryl Foster,

um...

Meryl Morgan calling.

I just...I was...I was just calling to thank you

so much for everything that you've done for me

but I'm now...sort of in the middle of something,

I might be relocated...

I won't might be in New York...

I'm..I'm in God knows where.

That not sound very stable right now, right?

Probably I can't believe you gonna

help me adopt a baby...

Got to sue them for that.

Ok, I'll walk... Good night.

Good night.

Paul.

I called "The Gotham adoption agency".

I filed for adoption

two months ago.

You did?

So, I wanted to tell them that

I couldn't go through it now.

Two months ago?

Must be a big decision for you...

I really thought about tellin' you...

but I didn't ...

really know where we were at...

And,and to be honest,

you know, from the time when we started

having trouble getting pregnant,

you weren't exactly support it...

You know, I'll always find it possible

to believe what... you say that,

'cause between fertility doctors and the injections,

and the woman who chanted over my sperm...

C'mon, I've apologized for that so many times!

That I was pretty supportive.

Was I enjoying having sex on a scheduled time

exactly to your ovulations?!

Maybe not as much I should have done.

And I'm very sorry about that.

Or talking about reproducing

every second of every day.

It wasn't every second of every day,

I just wanted to be a mother.

And I wanted to be a father.

I was the one who suggested adoption in the first place.

So why we've never meet with an adoption agency?

Because by that time you were

become so wired,

and so crazy that they will not

bless us to raise

a goldfish,

and let alone a baby.

You know I was wired from a hormone shots...

and I'm not normally that crazy.

And instead of you staying home...

and dealing with it...

you flew off to LA on a business meeting...

And then... Oh right!

I know what I did.

I slept with someone else and I'm so sorry!

I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!

I'm so sorry!

I'm so sorry!

I'm so sorry!

I don't know how many times I suppose to say that?!

I thought you've been completely irrational.

This two are worse than Vito "The Butcher".

I kind of like them.

I wish there's somebody who can help them.

Yeah. Muzzles!

- You think that I'm unreasonable?

- You aren't.

Is that helpful?

Is that constructive?

Is that mature?

It's mature. I don't know what it's "mature".

Oh, that is mature. Yes, mock my accent.

Mock my heritage.

We got to get them out of the house.

Yeah sure, go ahead.

I don't know what to do.

There is all these meetings being reset.

All these clients.

You think you've got problems?

She's the president of the firm.

Nothing happens here without her.

And everybody is looking at me like:

"Where is she"?

I'm gonna lose my job.

Without him I'm superfluous.

I can't used to you even with him.

Meryl Morgan's office?

She's not in, today.

Hello Mrs Pinger, yes...from the adoption agency.

What?

Meryl called you?

Yesterday?

Do you happened to...have that number?

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