Cowboys and Cosmopolitans: The Stars of 'Did You Hear About the Morgans' Page #5

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Yes.

Could you just hold?

Hold on, just one moment.

Yes?

Thank you so much, Mrs Pinger.

All right!

This is Mike, Clarence,

Jackson and Wendy.

This is the one I'm gonna put you on, Meryl.

No, I'm sorry. No offence for Wendy.

But I'm allergic to you..

And I had once

very bad horse experience.

I was thrown.

It was on the carousel park department, still you know...

- You ride, Paul?

- Well I do, a little bit, yes.

I had some lessons when I was a child.

You had riding lessons?

Well, I've never knew that.

Yes, well I didn't tell you everything, so...

Yeah, I knew that.

Hey!

Hey, I'm not on my horse!

I'm not on my horse!

Get back on, we got target practice next.

All right, c'mon Meryl, your turn.

All right, let's just get this over, will ya.

All right, this is a loaded gun.

- See, don't point that at another person while you are on stroke.

- Okay.

And, are you left-handed or right-handed?

Well, I...you know I write with left hand,

but I play tennis and badminton with my right hand.

I text with my right hand.

I cut right...I cut cake with my left hand.

Ok, we gonna do it like this.

Line it up to the sight.

To the can. Don't make gun goes up

it's gonna hit back.

- Okay.

- Move your shoulder. Ok?

- Yeah. - Don't put your finger

on the trigger if you are not ready to shoot.

All right.

This is nothing, you should see

how long takes it to order dinner?

There you go!

- Good hit off.

- That was good.

- Wow, it's very, very loud.

No, no. 'Cause I got two more cans.

I'm just gonna cock a gun for it.

Fascinating. A week ago she was

basically armored.

- All right.

- Yeah, I know.

- When you are ready to go.

- Ok.

Keep your finger of the trigger.

You are ready.

- Missed!

- I think it's my turn now, isn't it.

- No, I'm not done yet.

- I think you're fine, it's my turn.

- I'm not done yet.

- It's my turn now, it's...

This thing is loaded.

Let me give you two NRA (National Rifle Association) class.

- Paul's turn.

- Thank you.

You are rude. Selfish.

- Just do it like you wanna kill.

- Right. Thank you.

Pull lever. Relax.

Relax.

Find your target.

Take a deep breath.

Easy.

Easy.

God in heaven that hurt.

- Agony.

- Yes.

Could you take it just for second?

I think I'm really done some damage.

Meryl, I think I have a welt. A quite big welt.

Look at that.

- You see that?

- Yes. It's quite...

Ugly.

It's really easy to hurt your shoulder

shooting of riffle.

- I didn't.

- Could you just..wait outside?

Play with the toy.

Thank you.

- You ever shoot before, Meryl?

- Nop.

Nop, never held a gun before in my life.

But I could use wandering some

intense negotiations at work.

- I'm a real estate broker.

- You kidding?

No.

My Mom is getting on

and she's movin' in with me.

I can't get any buyers on her house.

Oh, it's lovely, it's...

But you know...

when a market likes this, you really need to focus

more on presentation. And...

I mean, just, you know...Just out of the

top of my head think

maybe that cheers sitting on front line

it looks very, very comfortable.

But have you ever considered

moving inside the house?

No.

- Let's just think about it. It's...

- I will.

Would you mind to come around

and take a look at the place?

- Oh no, not at all.

- Do you spare her call?

Absolutely. I'm used to being separated.

- The shoulder.

- The shoulder.

That's not separated. Just a tiny little bruise.

You aren't a school girl.

- Hi there.

- Hey! - Hey!

How's your arm healin'?

Oh, it's nothing, it's nothing. I just went to the doctor

'cause Meryl was so worried.

Can I...give you a hand?

- Yeps, yeah.

- No problem.

I really just wanted to apologize,

for any trouble we may caused you.

I know there's been certain amount

of screaming and shouting, so...

That's okay, I know what is like.

Me and Clay had a few countainers.

Really?

That's quite unconfident to hear

'cause you two seem so happy.

We are, but that doesn't mean

that we hadn't call on foot a few times.

Really?

How'd you two touched things out,

if I might to ask?

Well...

He bought me a Remington 270 with

the night scope and "Emma" engraved on it

And he gave me some cows.

I love cows!

Great! Brilliant! I wish I

thought of the cows thing. That's good.

Yeah, there is just one time

we were really buttin' heads.

Something about his brother.

It's not important but...

Anyway, God were we hardly talkin',

and...

he asked me on a date.

A date?

Yeah, just like two kids in the high-school.

He asked me out, we went out to dinner,

we talked and it work like magic.

Very interesting.

Well, speaking of work,

I'm pretty much done here so...

See you later.

Thanks for coming.

Just while we standing here

I just want to point on a few things...

This whole railings is brand-new

and actually Doc' built it himself.

Fresh color paint.

I don't know if you guys wanna go inside

kind a getaway of the land.

- I'll stay here.

You stay with me?

Listen, before you take those shoes off

you wanna go around

this biggest yard?

I'll be right back.

You know, that kitchen little showzen...

you can take it down,

you can build a gorgeous playing room down.

What's up?

This may sound strange,

but...

Would you like to go on date with me?

- You know, that does sound strange.

- Just, it's been a while sice we dine together.

We just had a dinner in New York.

And I thought it went well until the murder.

- Meryl, you're comin'?

- Oh, yeah. Just one minute.

I'll be in. Sorry.

Shall we say seven-thirty?

It's a place called "Annette's"

I'm told this is the only place to eat in town.

Literally.

And it would just be a chance to sit and talk

like we used to before infertility

and unfidelity.

And separation.

I will pay.

Well, if you gonna pay...

Luckilly, I called to had gotten the table

near the mayonnaise.

- You must know someone.

- And I know you said no more presents, but I...

went on-line with Emma's supervision and

downloaded a CD of New York noises,

that you can sleep.

Car hornes, subways, women

fighting in Bloomingdale's.

I think you might be actually on it.

- Well, thank you.

- Very welcome.

- To your salads.

- Thanks.

Oh, actually I asked for mine

dressing on the side.

- I thought you are kidding.

- Yeah I know, that always gets a laugh.

- Have you been waitress a long time, Kelly?

- Oh, forever.

I can't get by on nursing

there is not just enough sick people in town.

- That's so unfair.

- Oh that's not so bad, most people around here have two jobs.

Sometimes three. I'm office assistant fire chief.

Oh really. Then, could you ask the gentlemen behind

us to please put down his cigarette?

Well, I can't do that. That's Earl and he owns this place.

- Why this calls Annette's?

- Annette was his wife.

She divorced him about ten years ago,

he doesn't want be paid.

Excuse me.

Hi. I'm Meryl Foster,

I'm Clay's cousin,

and this is my husband Paul.

We are visiting from Chicago.

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