Crook: It's Good to Be Bad Page #3

Listen, please.

Please help me. Please...

Thank God that you

were here, otherwise...

Don't trust God so much...

...because you were

going to him pretty soon.

You've helped a devotee of Allah...

...and He'll surely

help you in return.

Just hang in there.

Okay? Help is on its way

Don't go from there.

Take this back door.

What's your problem?

What, are you scared now?

- Have you gone insane?

What so are you scared now?

- Didn't you see that?

We just went there for the money.

- He was with one of our women.

Those curry boys come in

here and marry our women.

You don't even care.

Just mind your own business.

Just keep to yourselves. Back off.

- Come on. Let's go.

Where are you going?

Where are you going? - Stop.

What happened to you?

- Russell, stop.

Where are you going?

- Hey, stop. Russ!

How are doing, Nicky?

Step away from the car, Russ.

I'm just looking out

for my baby sister.

There's a curry boy

around and I don't want...

I can look after myself. Okay?

You can come out now.

We're out of there.

I don't bite.

Why don't you come sit up here?

It's a bad world out there.

Yes, it's good to be bad.

Sorry about my brother.

He's a bit wonkers.

Is every girl's

brother a little crazy?

What?

- No. Nothing

Here hold the wheel. Take it.

- Okay.

What the heck is going on?

Can you hook me up?

Okay.

Was getting late for work. I

usually do this in the car.

But seeing that I had to save

you from the mean street guys.

I hope you don't mind

No. You can change

again if you want. Go on.

Yes.

- Yes.

It's safe from here on.

Yes, but who likes safe.

Suraj, by the way

Catch you sometime, Suraj,

by the way.

Okay.

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Why did you throw the trash here?

Come on. Come on. Get my call thru

Stop dancing!

Should I give you a pillow?

- What did I do?

What are you doing? Are

you in love with the grass?

Spray over there as well.

Everyone's come

here to eat for free.

Mr. Lazy! Come here!

Hello? Listen, brother!

How sweet you look in

the water! Come here.

What do you think you're doing?

He's working. Popli's working.

What do you think you're doing?

Golde, I'm completing your job.

Formula no.2 is perfect for me.

Formula no.2?

Whatever it is, finish

your work as fast as you can.

Golde wants results.

We need to go to get our

revenge from the British.

Revenge?

Just come this evening to

Dukes Club, Kings Street.

Now go finish your work fast.

You guys continue.

Hurry! You promised.

- Yes, I'm doing it.

Come here! Come down!

Whose house is this? - Your.

Golde's house. Gold with an E!

Hello.

- Am I speaking to Suhani?

Yes, your name please.

I'm Golde. Gold with an E. Golde.

Yes, Golde. Tell me

how can we help you?

Actually, my boss is troubling me.

He's paying me less than the

Australians because I'm an Indian.

It's really a tragic fact.

Come and see for yourself.

Golde, where do you work?

Dukes Club, Kings Street.

It is better you come.

Okay, I'll be there.

Okay. See you.

What is Dukes Club?

Join! Join! Join!

Steam it up and strip it down.

Girls will turn you on!

Welcome to the Duke's club.

Revenge from the British!

We'll attack these women.

Now where will these

foreigners run off to?

Rascals!

Why didn't you tell me

earlier that this was a strip club?

Why, brother? Do you have a

problem with half naked women?

Hold on. I hope you

don't swing the other way.

Other way?

You know gay!

If I was actually gay, it

would've saved me today.

You seem to be staring at all

the women. Listen don't stare.

Because you'll land up

paying for that too.

Just choose a girl.

I'll get her for you.

Stay here.

How do you like the golden girl?

Stay here I'm going.

She's staring at you. Just see her.

Oh, no!

Hello. How are you?

Suhani! Hi.

I'm leaving. I'm running away.

Wait here.

Okay, bye. Hit on her.

Just wait a second. He's mad.

- Don't miss this chance.

You had called right?

And I'm sure there's no

problem with your boss.

And your name is not Golde either.

So you've come here alone?

No, I'm not talking

about your sister.

Your brother didn't come with you.

He doesn't like clubs in general...

...and in fact he has a

major problem with strip clubs.

That's the right way to think.

Even I don't like this place.

I mean my friends forced

me so I had to come here.

Sorry. I actually

called you to say sorry...

...for the other day at the airport.

Okay. Let me get this straight.

You lied and called me here...

...so that you could

apologise for lying the first time.

I just have a habit of

fooling around, you know.

And thank you for not

ratting me out to your brother.

You know I would have if

you hadn't left the car.

I thought you were

guilty or something.

But now I think I've

made a mistake, you know.

No, no. Don't change your mind.

I'll take you some place else.

Why? What's wrong with a strip club?

No. I don't like it here.

I feel suffocated

The nurse is here to

take good care of you.

200?

No, the drinks are

also very expensive here.

You're awesome, dude.

You got us free drinks.

What?

This is on me, Suraj, by the way.

Wow! Suraj, you've managed

to gain a lot of influence...

...in Australia in such a short time.

No. It's not that...

Join me.

If you get this girl,

I'll shave my moustache off.

You're going to get slapped. You

have no idea how her brother is.

You guys don't know me either.

Just wait and watch.

She's going to kiss me.

It's all part of a

well contrived plan.

Plan.

Plan? What plan?

"When she loved me, my girl."

"When she loved me, girl now."

"What do I make you hear?

What do I tell you?"

"She told me through her actions."

"Some through her looks,

some through her style."

"Some she robbed from

the edge of her lips."

"When I touched her, I felt high."

"My heart started

beating when she hugged me."

"The blood in my veins

froze when she loved me."

"My heart started

beating when she hugged me."

"The blood in my veins

froze when she loved me."

"She came in ethnic

wear to come see me."

"I was sitting further away

and she came and sat next to me."

"She kept talking and I

fell for all her talks."

"I don't know how I

landed up in her arms."

"Felt like smoke

emerged from my veins."

"My heart started

beating when she hugged me."

"The blood in my veins

froze when she loved me."

"My heart started

beating when she hugged me."

"The blood in my veins

froze when she loved me."

"Ever since you caught my eye."

"Boy, would you rule my life."

"You know you got me

going you don't even try."

"Ever since you caught my eye."

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