Dad's Army Page #7
A very nice young man
in records confirmed
that she bought regularly
from their collections,
and they sent them
directly to her home.
That was the missing
piece of the Jigsaw, wasn't it, cissy?
But what was it?
Ooh. The address,
silly Billy.
Miss winters lives in Berlin.
Berlin.
Well, come on, look lively.
Godfrey, let's go.
Berlin.
Berlin, yeah. Lovely.
Why were you there, Arthur?
Were you really leaving me
and frank?
I've been standing
at a crossroads, mavis.
Staring down a road I never took.
I wasn't leaving you.
I went to say goodbye to her.
My life is here
with you, dearest,
and with frank.
I know that now.
Release him, jonesy.
I've always said it,
the man's as innocent as a newborn babe.
He's a Nazi spy.
We caught him at the station
about to abscons.
Abscond, jonesy.
Rose winters asked me
to see her off.
She's the spy or my name's
not James Donald nathrachean frazer.
Yes, you see,
my sisters found out, she lives in Berlin.
They're frightfully clever,
those two.
Later, if you wouldn't mind,
Mr. Godfrey.
Yes.
-Jones, untie me.
-Give it here, Jack.
No hard feelings,
i hope, sergeant?
Even when you
was a Nazi pig dog,
I still felt warmly towards you.
Uncle Arthur, the coast guard just
spotted a u-boat off Sully point.
Real Germans.
Permission to panic, sergeant.
Permission denied.
It'll be her escape route.
Where's mainwaring?
Blimey. I forgot.
He's gone after her.
He's in danger.
Jones, the rifles.
Very good, sir.
We can't just go
storming down there mob-handed.
They'll see us
coming a mile off.
Not if we go in camouflage.
We'd give a lovely
marran grass effect with all this hay.
Excellent! Men, the hay.
No, Arthur. I won't let you.
I have no choice.
Stop messing about.
At the double, Mr. Godfrey.
If you'd be so kind.
Miss winters.
Miss winters.
We've caught him.
Wilson, I mean.
Huge shock, I know.
Who knows
what lurks in the hearts of men, etcetera?
I'm here if you need me.
A shoulder to cry on.
Good lord.
U-boat. U-boat!
You will play a big role
in this war, mainwaring,
as the fool who
lost england the war.
Churchill?
They don't like it up 'em.
Mrs. pike,
what's the matter?
Miss winters is a spy.
The men have gone to
Sully point after her, and there's a u-boat!
They've got no backup.
Daphne, would you be kind enough to
rustle us up some hardware?
Thanks to you, George,
they'll be waiting in normandy to
drive the allies back into the sea.
Help!
Help!
Help!
Vera.
Help!
Have you no heart?
I burn with passion
to see my fuhrer walk up whitehall.
We will never surrender.
Coming, Vera!
Vera!
Cometh the hour.
Well done, jonesy.
Next time,
i won't be so kind-hearted!
Take cover, men!
Run, captain!
Come on.
Oh, sir.
Wilson.
Your command, sir.
Welcome back.
Thank you, Wilson. Men!
We must prevent miss winters
from escaping.
But first, we must rescue
Vera shilton from the incoming tide.
"It's a far better thing I do now
than I have ever done."
Don't be silly, frank.
Please don't!
Ronald colman,
a tale of two cities.
I saw that.
Basil rathbone was frightfully good in that.
- I'm coming, Vera!
- Frank, no!
Pike, get back here!
He'll never make it.
He's got flat feet.
I'm going after him.
No, you'll be cut to pieces.
I must.
We shall create a diversion.
Let me try something.
What did you say,
Mr. Godfrey?
I said, "where is my
good-night snuggle, sweetheart?"
Frank!
Uncle Arthur, I'm scared.
Frank, it's not Betty grable.
It's not Rita...
What's the one with the red hair?
-Hayworth.
-That's the one.
It's Vera.
Your real, live Vera.
Frank!
Need another diversion.
I'll give them something that'll
put the fear of god into them.
Hey!
Run!
Vera!
Frank.
Excellent, frazer.
I haven't finished yet, sir.
Quite enough, thank you.
Sod this for
a game of soldiers.
Walker. Walker!
Walker, return to
your position at once!
You're a
yellow-bellied deserter!
We're doomed. Doomed!
Men...
I am a man of few words, but...
There comes a time
in a soldier's life,
when one must confront...
For god's sake, man, we're in enough
trouble without you making a speech.
It's changing direction!
Look.
It can't be.
On my command, ladies.
Fire!
Ah!
She's getting away!
Captain, no!
Joseph Walker,
you must be crazy.
Looks like you split your lederhosen
auf wiedersehen to you!
Joe.
Well, I'll be damned.
Meeks, alert the Navy.
That u-boat does
not leave the bay.
Very good, sir.
I fear
we may be too late.
Oh, my...
He was a great captain.
The best.
Oh.
Look.
And the sea delivereth him.
Yours, I believe, gentlemen.
They've sealed off the bay.
Good show, mainwaring.
Joe. Joe.
You're my hero.
Oh, leave it out, daph.
Come on, then.
Mr. Jones, I'm in awe.
How can I possibly
thank you?
You'll think of something.
I already have.
Let's finish that puzzle, shall we?
Oh, Arthur, you saved him,
our little boy.
Well, he's a man now, mavis.
Good god.
Mavis, look away.
Shouldn't do that
in front of people.
So, Jerry met his match.
Excellent work, captain.
We couldn't have done it
without you, officer.
-Elizabeth...
-Enough tosh, George.
You have a parade to lead.
Had my suspicions
about miss winters from the start.
I couldn't tell anyone,
of course.
Price of leadership.
Not bad for a shambles,
Mr. Hodges?
Bravo, mainwaring.
I never doubted you.
Touch and go for a while,
old friend, but we got there in the end.
Friend, sir?
Eyes front, shoulders back.
Sergeant in the home guard,
not a sack of potatoes.
Thank you, sir.
You really are most awfully kind.
Attention!
Where is sergeant Wilson?
In bed, I shouldn't wonder.
Caught a chill up on the downs.
Poppycock.
Saw him coming
out of the...
Whose phone is that?
Sorry, sir. Mine.
Godfrey,
take that phone out!
-Sorry, sir.
-Turn it off immediately!
Sorry, sir. Sorry.
Take it out!
I can't get it out, sir.
I've told him.
Take the...
Walker, help him with his phone.
Walker,
get a job...
Frazer,
stop talking and help him with his phone.
I've got it now.
I got it, sir.
Would you hold it?
I don't think that's period.
Corporal Jones
and I have discovered a crystal radio set in...
Under his desk
and top-secret documents
written in German.
I've locked him into
the church hall until...
Perhaps I should start
on the less
celebrated achievements of the platoon.
Now, affected by
a plague of hedgehogs,
several of us undertook to clear the
farm using only a hosepipe
and two strands of lead piping.
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