Daddy's Home 2 Page #12

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We have a Christmas tree.

We have music and snacks.

We have Christmas spirit.

We have mirth.

We have snow!

DUSTY:
You know who doesn't

have snow?

I'll bet he knows who doesn't

have snow, don't you?

Yeah. Yeah, I know.

I know where there isn't snow.

And there won't be snow in

Africa

This Christmastime!

Do they know it's

Christmastime at all?

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, folks!

Feed the world

Let them know it's

Christmastime

Feed the world

What?

Let them know it's

Christmastime

"Sara.

"Beautiful and smart.

"The mom that everyone loves"?

Oh, my God.

She's basing a character on me!

(GIGGLING)

(ALL CONTINUE SINGING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

DUSTY:
All right, guys.

We're not gonna see them again

till Easter,

so everybody say good-bye

to El Padre and Pop-Pop.

- Bye, Dylan.

- Good-bye, El Padre!

Hey, next time you want

to shoot a guy,

don't just wing him,

go for center mass, okay?

Good-bye, Adrianna.

I don't want you to go, Pop-Pop!

- Really?

- Yeah, really?

Sure. Of course, he gets a hug.

Maybe you can call me and tell

me more Pop-Pop stories.

I would love to!

Oh. And I also signed you up

for SeniorMatch.com.

It's a dating website

for old people like you.

Thank you, sweetie.

Honey, it's your mom texting.

They're just getting

off the plane.

I'd better go

before they get here.

I don't want to make anything

awkward.

- Bye, Dad.

- Bye, big man.

- Love you.

- I love you, too, Brad.

Hey, well, yeah,

you have a good flight.

Yeah, let's not get that going.

I agree. You've got to start

that younger.

We missed that window.

I really appreciate the gesture.

You do? Then okay.

- Hey. I'll see you, kid.

- See you soon, yeah.

Yeah, bye, kid.

- Are you coming, Pop-Pop?

- Come on, Captain!

Bye, Dad.

You know, Don,

I've been thinking.

You don't need a dating app.

What you need is a wingman.

I switched our flights to Vegas.

New Year's at Caesar's,

fix you right up.

That sounds wonderful!

Where are we connecting through?

Don't start with me, Pop-Pop.

Hey, Braddie.

Don't be nervous now.

You are the kindest, most gentle

and honest guy I know.

And whoever your mother

brings down that escalator,

he's gonna love you,

you hear me?

Grandma!

Is that Sully?

Wait, wait, who?

DUSTY:
Sully Sullenberger.

The guy who saved 155 passengers

on the miracle on the Hudson!

Clint Eastwood made

a frickin' movie about it.

Wait. We watched it at your

house, it was awesome!

Right. Tom Hanks

and Aaron Eckhart.

I really enjoyed it.

That guy is a national hero,

and he's gonna be your stepdad.

Wow. Amazing.

I bet you he gets free flight

vouchers.

And maybe get us some vouchers!

Maybe.

Well, don't make him wait.

Go say hi. Go! Go!

MEGAN:
Grandma!

You must be Brad.

Nope.

- No, Brad.

- You're not my dad!

Brad, no, that's a mistake!

I don't care how

many lives you saved!

You'll never replace him,

do you hear me?

Brad, he's so nice! Come back!

You only have one good story,

my father has a million!

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

103.6

The Panda

You're listening to

Jason Sinclair at the Panda,

and I've got a little holiday

recipe for you tonight.

Two cups of eggnog,

one serving of silk pajamas,

and a heaping helping of a

loved one.

And I'm gonna add a pinch of

smooth jazz

on the Panda.

And I have one question

for you.

Do you know what time it is?

It's Christmastime

There's no need to be

afraid, Roger

At Christmastime We let in

light and we banish shade

And in our world of plenty

We can spread a smile of joy

Throw your arms around the

world

At Christmastime

But say a prayer

Pray for the other ones!

At Christmastime

It's hard, but when you're

having fun

There's a world outside

your window

It's a world of dread and

fear

Where the only water

flowing is

The bitter sting of tears

And the Christmas bells

That ring there

Are the clanging chimes of

doom

Well, tonight thank God

it's them

Instead of you

And there won't be snow in

Africa

This Christmastime!

The greatest gift

They'll get this year is life

Life, life

Where nothing ever grows

No rain nor rivers flow

Do they know it's

Christmastime at all?

Here's to you

Raise a glass for everyone

Here's to them

Underneath that burning sun

Do they know it's

Christmastime at all?

Feed the world

Let them know it's

Christmastime

Feed the world

Let them know it's

Christmastime

Feed the world

Let them know it's

Christmastime

Feed the world

Let them know it's

Christmastime

Feed the world

Let them know it's

Christmastime

Feed the world

Let them know it's

Christmastime again

You know. Last year, the folks

at St. Benedict's, they...

They had a... A modern-dress

Nativity.

Everybody hated it at first, but you

know the folks at St. Benedict's,

they got back at 'em, all right.

They won the prize for most

original.

Then, of course, you have

the Maplewood Christians.

They had a kind of friendly

competition with the Nazarenes,

and took all their hay

last year.

Yeah, you just try setting up

a Nativity without hay.

Merry Christmas, fellas!

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