Daddy's Home Page #4
- (SCREAMING)
- (TIRES SQUEALING)
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
(ALL SCREAMING)
(CRASHING)
Did Brad just die?
I think we all need to prepare ourselves
for that possibility, pumpkin. Okay?
Brad!
Brad!
- (BRAD GROANING)
- (GASPING)
Oh, my God.
- (COUGHING)
- Brad, are you all right?
No, I'm not all right.
I'm in the wall. I'm scared.
Oh, honey.
Jeez, Brad, I thought you said
you could ride.
I can ride, okay.
Would you get a shirt on?
I think if you could ride, you wouldn't
be stuck in a wall right now, Brad.
SARA:
Yeah. I'm sorry to say it, but he's right.
DUSTY:
Let's not beat upon Brad here. Okay?
He was showboating for the kids
a little bit, and things got out of hand.
Let's all just be grateful
nobody got hurt. Okay?
I got hurt!
Okay, kids, listen up.
This is a good lesson
about your ability to do things
you clearly can't do, okay, huh?
I think my arm is stuck in the wall.
DUSTY:
Brad, just stay still.I'll get you out.
No, no, no, no, no. No, don't do anything.
And would you please
just go and get a shirt on?
Just calm down, all right?
- (SARA SCREAMING)
- (GROANING)
what happened to your car.
Yeah, and I'm sorry about
what happened to your bike.
Oh, no damage. Not a scratch.
- Oh, not even one scratch?
- Unbelievable.
(LAUGHS) That's so good.
(ROOF THUDS)
Let's keep it going! Inside the cones!
Just like ice cream!
Morning, Jerry.
Got to keep it inside the cones!
No, Daddy! You're supposed
to stay in the cones!
Whoa, whoa! Inside the cones!
- Inside. Bring her in. That's better.
- (SIGHS)
Let's keep those kids safe today, okay?
Thank you, Brad.
Sorry, Doris.
It's okay. This whole drop-off line thing
can be a bit overwhelming
if you're not used to it.
Yeah, well, I've landed a chopper
in the middle of a Cuban prison riot,
Brad, I think I'm good.
(BEEPING)
Bye, guys! I love you guys so much.
Have a great day, okay?
- Bye, Daddy!
- Make sure you do all your work.
Bye, guys. Have the best day.
I love you so...
BRAD:
Here's the exciting thing.We just opened up in our 68th market,
making The Panda America's
number three smooth jazz station.
Wow.
And here it is. My, uh... My little nook.
Wow. Oh, man, I gotta admit,
this is more than I expected.
Wow.
I kind of envy you, Brad.
Oh, stop it.
Ah, it's true. I mean, you're a nice guy,
making a comfortable living,
and the most fantastic woman
in the world loves you dearly.
Really? Thanks for saying that.
I mean it. And that sacrifice
she's making for you... That's true love.
Sacrifice?
Well, sure, Brad.
You know how bad
For her to let that slip away
and marry a man she knew to be barren,
that's true love.
How do you know that I can't...
- Bradley.
- Yes.
Caroline says we're gonna hear some
Yes, sir, in about 15 minutes.
Okay. How'd it go
- with the shitbag ex-husband?
- Uh-uh.
You whip his ass with
(LAUGHS)
Well, actually it's interesting, Mr. Holt,
because I want you to meet Dusty Mayron.
Jesus in the morning.
She was married to him first?
Okay. Let's establish some
ground rules, pretty boy.
- Airborne?
- Huh?
Well, your lapel pin.
101st, that's one hell of a division, sir.
Oh, well, thank you, Dusty.
Are you Airborne?
Oh, no, sir, I'm afraid
I don't share that honor,
but I'm humbled to be in the
presence of anyone who does.
Airborne Division? Those guys love to fly.
Very nice to meet you, sir.
Thank you, thank you.
It's good to meet you.
My pleasure. It's an honor.
Fast friends over there. (CHUCKLES)
That's wonderful.
Come on! No way!
The whole time you're running guns
for the freedom fighters
right under the cartel's noses,
and they never suspected it was you once?
Well, I'm sure they started to suspect
once they were in a ball of fire
the size of four city blocks.
(LAUGHING)
That's great. I love that!
Holy buckets, Brad!
If this guy was my wife's ex,
I'd put a bullet in my skull.
(BOTH LAUGH)
DUSTY:
Come on, Leo, cut it out.Oh, uh... Sir, I think Barry's ready.
You're really going to like this guy.
Okay. Ready to listen.
(BEEPING)
(SINGING) One-oh-three-point-six
The Panda!
All right. Mmm-hmm.
- You like him, Brad?
- I do.
I do. I mean, I think his voice
has a warm dependability
that all Panda listeners could trust.
What do you think, Duster?
(BRAD LAUGHS)
Does Dusty now work for The Panda?
Yeah, Brad's right.
I'm not really into smooth jazz.
I shouldn't comment.
(SCOFFS) Nobody's into smooth jazz.
I'm into smooth jazz.
Of course you are, Brad.
So what do you think, Dusty?
I mean, it just seems a little flaccid.
I think you need a voice with some
virility and hope, that tells listeners,
"Hey! Maybe the next song
won't suck as bad as the last one."
Also, I think a strong ability
to be something like...
(SINGING) One-oh-three-point-six
The Panda!
What...
What just happened?
He sang the tagline.
- Good boy, Tumor!
- (CAR HONKING)
BOTH:
Daddy!DUSTY:
Hey!Oh, perfect timing. Listen to this.
DUSTY ON RADIO:
One-oh-three-point-sixThe Panda!
- Is that you?
- Yeah!
SARA:
That's you?Why is that him?
I took him to work, and 15 minutes later
he's the new voice of The Panda.
Hey, you believe that? I record
one take at 9:
30 this morning,it's already run 11 times.
Do I really get 182 bucks
every time they play that?
Yes. Every time, yes.
Ooh! Money.
You see why I love America
even more than most people do?
Hey. What's this?
Just the handyman
I hired off Angie's List.
He's upstairs fixing the damage.
Your wife had to hire a man? For what?
Some framing, a little sheetrock repair,
some masonry and basic window glazing?
Come on, Brad.
We can bang that out tonight.
Yeah.
It's just basic sheetrock glazing
and, you know, little whatamajigs.
Get up there and
get in there and crank it out.
Dusty is pretty good with his hands.
Pretty good with my hands,
Brad, she knows.
Okay. Yeah, I'll just go
up there and I'll...
- Want me to do it? I'll tell him to screw.
- No, no, no, no.
No, no, no. That's okay.
I'll tell him,
- "Guess what, bub?"
- Tell him the men are here.
I'll say that.
I'll say, "The men are here."
- Let's do it.
- I don't want to imply to him
that he's not a man. But I'll just say,
"Hey, the boys are back in town." Right?
(HAMMERING)
Oh, hi.
I'm Brad. Uh... My wife hired you.
Nice to meet you, Brad.
I just came up here to say that you...
That, um, you should have good luck.
Thank you for your wishes of luck.
I'll be downstairs.
Well? What happened?
Oh, you know, I think it's...
He already started,
and I just think it feels wrong.
Why? Because he's black?
No. No, no.
Megan! Dylan!
- What are you doing? Huh?
- Teaching moment.
Guys, what would we call Brad
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