Daddy's Home Page #6
Check for pulse!
Nice! My star pupil! Come on up here.
All right! Okay, two fingers on the neck,
right below the ear.
- Good. You feel a heartbeat?
- Uh-uh.
Okay, now that means that
Brad here is now clinically... Anybody?
- You, Jean Jacket!
- Dead?
Attaboy, Jean Jacket. You're a smart kid.
He is dead.
All right, so what do we do?
Come on, we're losing him here.
Give him C.P.R.?
Yes! That's my girl.
Come on up here, sweetie.
All right! All right, lock your fingers like
this and press down hard right here.
- (GRUNTING)
- Oh, great job, sweetheart.
Dusty, hurry!
Okay, I'm going to go ahead
and take this one.
If you do your
chest compressions properly,
it shouldn't take long. Clear out, guys.
(WHIRRING)
(GASPING)
- I got him! I got him!
- (COUGHING)
(ALL CHEERING)
My dad can bring people
back from the dead!
(GROANING)
Mr. Whitaker's a zombie!
(MUTTERING)
Look, I'm okay, really.
I just got a little jolt.
You got a little killed
is what you got, Brad.
We thought we lost you.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I just got tired of being
the lame stepdad.
All the kids think he's Superman.
Well, now you know how I felt.
I always had to be the bad guy mom,
giving out the carrots
and the punishments,
from God only knows where
and get to be the cool, fun dad.
Honey. Look. (SIGHS)
I'll talk to him, okay?
I'll tell him to get his stuff
and get over to the Red Roof Inn. Pronto.
Great.
(TV PLAYING)
Wait. Prince Hans is actually the bad guy?
Man, I didn't see that coming at all.
He seemed like he really loved Anna.
MEGAN:
I hate Prince Hans.Dusty.
- Hey, how you feeling, Sparky?
- (CHUCKLES)
Sparky. That's hilarious.
DUSTY:
Brad, have you seen this movie?It's unbelievable, man.
There's these two sisters,
one of them has ice powers.
Yeah, I'm familiar with Frozen.
Listen, Dusty, I need to talk to you now.
I can't talk now, Brad.
Just pause the movie!
Can you guys talk out there, please?
Griff, man. You gotta pause it, man.
No! I don't want to ruin the momentum.
He won't... Dude, if another song
comes on, you got to pause it. Okay?
Am I supposed to pause my emotions?
Just pause the song, man.
What's up? What's up?
What's going on, Brad?
- This shouldn't take long.
- Okay, good.
Listen, um, I just think
that you're being here...
Yeah. No problem.
...and now there's Griff here,
it's presenting some obstacles...
(SOBBING)
Stupid helmet!
Honey, what happened?
They pushed me off my bike again!
- I'm so sick of it!
- (CLATTERING)
I want them dead, Brad. All right?
And if they don't have parents, I want
their primary caregivers dead.
Do you understand me?
- Okay, okay.
- He's okay.
Megan's upstairs playing with him.
Was it the fourth graders again?
Fourth graders?
What, you knew about this, Brad?
specifically to me about it.
- Really?
- So, we role-played
some conflict resolution dialogue.
Are you being serious right now, Brad?
What you need to be teaching him
is some ass-beating resolution.
Damn straight. You got to
make a statement. Set a tone.
It's kind of a family matter over here.
No, Dusty and Griff are right.
their butts whooped.
Hey, you got any Miracle Whip?
Yeah, it's behind the... (SIGHS)
Here. Hold on. Let me just get it for you.
Guys, I know we're upset right now,
but here's the thing.
Violence never solved anything.
Hey, check your history books, buddy.
Almost everything is solved by violence.
There are better ways.
Okay. Name one. Besides dialoguing.
- Name one?
- Name one!
- What do you mean, name one?
- You said you could
solve problems with
things other than fighting.
- What are you gonna do?
- I don't know.
Well, you said you knew!
You act like you knew!
- Fine, yes!
- What?
Dancing! Dancing.
Did you... Did you just say dancing, Brad?
It's very popular in youth culture
to resolve conflict through dancing.
They step up to each other and get served
by crunking, or popping and locking.
They call each other out, they take turns,
and it is no less intense
But, at the end of the day, no one's hurt.
And it's a great aerobic workout.
He's flailing a bit,
but he has a good point.
There's a rich history
- You got Breakin' 1...
- I didn't even think of this.
...Breakin' 2:
Electric Boogaloo.One of the rare cases
where the sequel was better
- than the original.
- Much better.
You got Step Up, Stomp the Yard.
Honey, are you telling us that we
(SIGHS) No, I'm just saying that
teaching him to fight isn't the answer.
to fight back isn't so bad?
BRAD:
Okay.There we go. Perfect.
That's good, right there.
Yeah. A lot of protection.
All right, Dylan. You ready, buddy?
- I guess.
- Oh, you're ready.
Brad, Griff. You guys be
the fourth graders.
- I'll be Dylan.
- Okay.
All right. Hey, buddy, the first thing you
want to do is call out the biggest one.
Hey! What's the matter?
You too much of a p*ssy to take me on
without your little b*tches to back you up?
Wow. Okay, yes.
That cut right through me, there.
I'm filled with inner shame right now.
Saying to myself,
"Gosh, maybe I'm not behaving
"100% the way I want to."
Right? Is that same page?
No. What the kid's gonna think
is, "Now I can beat your ass
"all on my own." But now
you only got one bully to contend with.
with some shoving first.
- Watch. Brad, give me a little shove.
- All right.
(YELPS)
Whoa, I didn't connect there, did I?
No. It was really close, though.
See what I did, buddy?
I turned my body just enough
to let his weight bring him in,
then I came right down Broadway.
- I'm not gonna hit you.
- Oh.
- Okay, relax. Okay?
- Mmm-hmm.
- Bam!
- (ALL GASP)
It's called the element of surprise.
Then you start punking his ass!
You want some more of that, b*tch, huh?
You like that, b*tch?
All right. Do we really
need to use that word?
- No.
- Honey, yes.
Unfortunately, we do. I'm sorry.
You have to make him a b*tch.
It's a fundamental step in
destroying a bully's psyche.
Now stay down, b*tch!
Then you kick that kid right in the nuts!
Kick him in the nuts, Dylan!
Wait! I thought you were in my gang.
Yeah, but once Dylan tuned you up,
I switched sides.
What do you think happens
out there on the playground, Brad?
All right, now come on, buddy.
It's your turn. All right?
I'll be the fourth grader.
Can I just go inside already, please?
Hey, buddy come on, this is easy.
You can do this.
I said, no! I don't like this stuff.
I'll just stay away from them
from now on. Mom?
Okay, come here, buddy.
- Come on. It's all right.
- Brad.
Help me out here. Come on.
Hey, wait.
Pal, listen...
I know what it's like
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