Daddy's Little Girls Page #6

You know, there is something

I have to ask, though.

Yeah.

Are there any surprises in your past

that I should know about?

Sorry. I'm sorry.

Yes.

Cynthia, no. No, no, no.

I know it's 6:
30. I'm not going.

'Cause I don't want to go

on any more blind dates.

He was a 40-year-old rapper.

No, I didn't hear his demo tape.

Bye. Bye. Thank you, bye.

Sorry.

Why do you...

Why do you go on them dates?

- Why do you go on them blind dates?

- Excuse me.

When I was driving you, you know, you had

your homegirl set you up on a blind date.

And I'm like,

"Why you need that? You're so beautiful."

You really want to know?

I need... I mean, I need to know. I mean...

Because it's really hard

to meet a nice black man.

It is. It is.

And when you're in corporate America,

like me,

the people you work with

don't look like you.

And if you're a black woman

that wants to actually date a black man,

kind of difficult.

No, seriously, and if you want a black man

that has good credit,

actually wants to date a black woman

and doesn't play video games.

- Good luck.

- I love me some black women.

Where's my money?

- I don't have it.

- We can see that.

That's $700, kid.

See, now, the problem is

that comes from queen bee's account.

And as you can see,

she's a little pissed off about it.

Baby, you want to call this one?

- Oh, baby, you're going to let me do it?

- Oh, for sure.

Go do what you do.

Now, kick his ass.

$150.

$275.

- That's a good $350 right there.

- Stop it!

Stop it!

Get him up out of here.

Get him up out of here.

Get him up out of here.

Yo, light up my blowtorch.

I'll be down in about 20 minutes.

What you laughing for? That ain't funny.

I'm laughing at you 'cause...

Baby, he deserves to be beat, okay?

It's a tough world out here

and I'm getting you ready for it.

Ain't nothing given to you, girl.

No, you got to take it.

Now, I'm gonna wipe those

little sweet dreams out of your head,

okay, baby,

if it's not the last thing that I do.

Now, get your little black ass

back in that bedroom

before I have to smack it.

Oh, I'm about to come in there in a minute.

I got a big belt.

Okay, I think that's enough for tonight.

- So, how's it looking?

- Good, good. I think we're gonna do well.

- Come on, I'll walk you to your car.

- Thank you.

You know what?

I forgot, I let my driver go home early.

Oh, well, you know, I'll take you home.

Thank you.

- Is this how you're spending your birthday?

- It's just another day.

Wow, how old are you?

- You don't ask a woman that.

- I just did. How old are you?

- How old are you?

- Thirty-four.

Twenty-twelve.

Okay. Happy birthday.

What are you going home to do?

I got some paperwork

I got to catch up on, stuff like that.

I mean, that ain't how you're

supposed to spend your birthday.

You need to get out and have some fun.

What's fun? I don't even know what that is.

All I do is work.

Fun is where you make it.

Come on, I'll show you some fun.

You know, I don't think

this is gonna be a good idea.

Sure it is.

Is it safe?

You're always safe with me. Come on.

Come on.

What's up, man?

Hey, Karen.

- Did you buy that garage yet?

- I'm still working on it, you know that.

- This is my friend Julia. Julia, Karen.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- And she need a drink, okay?

You ain't lying.

I know just the thing.

You all right?

Y'all have a good time.

Monty.

- This is my friend Julia.

- Hello, pretty lady.

- How are you doing?

- Fine.

Good to see you. She looks scared.

No, I'm fine. No, really, I'm fine.

It's all right, baby.

We're gonna make you comfortable.

Karen, get us a couple

of them down South brews, please.

By the way, it's her birthday today.

Well, that's a reason to drink.

Happy birthday.

Yeah.

- Take that to you.

- What is it?

Oh, no, no.

Just hold your nose and swallow.

Unless you're scared.

If you're scared, let me take that for you.

No.

Sure?

- Wait now, wait a second. Wait.

- Happy birthday.

- Happy birthday.

- Happy birthday, baby.

- Happy birthday.

- Are you all right?

There's water right here.

Give me another one.

I'm trying to catch up with her.

- Please, do. Please, do.

- Seems like a nice girl.

Yeah, she a little too white bread for me.

- Where did you meet her?

- I was her driver.

Be careful.

- You all right?

- Dance with me.

Sure.

All right, have you got the keys?

No, let me help you with that.

Wait, wait, wait.

Are you sure you live here?

Who put this couch here?

It was a bad boy. It was a bad boy.

Okay, Julia, where the kitchen at?

That way?

Yeah.

What?

I told you

you was gonna have some fun, right?

I got something for you.

Julia.

Where's she go?

Julia.

Oh, okay.

You knocked out, ain't you?

Hey.

You got some aspirin, something like that?

Okay.

Let me set you up.

Oh, man.

Here, baby.

- Come here.

- Come here.

I have to leave.

- Come here.

- Take that.

- It'll make you feel better, okay?

- You make me feel better.

- I do?

- You make me feel way better.

Stay the night.

- Stay with me.

- You're drunk.

- I know.

- You know?

- I know.

- Oh.

Stay the night.

I don't need ibuprofen. I need you.

- You need me?

- I need you.

All right, come here.

Oh, wait. Wait a second. Yo.

You all right?

- Baby, you want... You need...

- No. Go home, please.

I'm okay.

Go home?

I'll see you tomorrow.

- Okay.

- I had a good time. It was great jazz.

- You had a good time? Okay.

- Great jazz.

Me, too.

Bye.

Okay, I'm gonna call you tomorrow.

I had a good time.

Hey, sorry I'm late.

Where have you been?

We've been calling you for days.

- I called you twice yesterday.

- I know, I've been busy.

- Excuse me. Coffee, ma'am?

- Yes, decaf, please. Thanks.

- What?

- Oh, hell, no.

What are you talking about?

Only good sex

can make you smile like that.

- Who is he?

- We did not have sex.

But there's someone.

- Who is it?

- She's glowing.

Come on. Give up the goods, girl.

No, no, no.

Because you're just gonna judge me.

- 'Cause you two are judgmental.

- Oh, God.

- Is he married?

- He's not married. I'm not a hooker.

- Oh, well, then who is he?

- Then tell us.

Come on.

- His name is Monty.

- Monty.

Oh! Oh, that guy you introduced us to.

He's the new associate. He was so fine.

- No, no, no. His name was Brian.

- How do you know his name?

You know, he's not an associate.

- Do we know him?

- Monty.

Monty. Come on.

We know him. We know Monty.

The driver?

- The driver?

- The driver?

The driver?

Oh, hell, no. Are you out of your mind?

Okay, he's supposed to be driving you,

not you riding him.

Wasn't it you two ladies who told me,

"Relax your standards, Julia"?

Yeah, to relax them, honey,

not lay them down by the riverside.

- I don't know about this.

- Where does he live?

- Edgewood.

- Edgewood.

- Edgewood.

- Edgewood.

What does your lvy League background

know about Edgewood?

Nothing.

And what do you know about Edgewood?

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