Daffy Duck's Movie: Fantastic Island

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LOOK, BOSS.

DE PLANE! DE PLANE!

COCONUT SALAD.

PUREE OF COCONUT.

COCONUT SOUP.

MIXED COCONUT.

AND PRIME COCONUT ROAST.

HEY, BOSS,

YOU FORGOT SOMETHING.

YOU FORGETTING:

THE DESSERT.

OH, I HATE COCONUTS!

I CAN'T STAND COCONUTS!

WE'VE BEEN ON THIS ISLAND

FOR MONTHS.

THERE'S NOTHING ON I BUT A COCONUT TREE.

I'LL GO NUTS

IF I'M ON THIS PLACE

ANOTHER MINUTE!

HEY, BOSS.

IT'S A MINUTE ALREADY.

IT IS? WOW!

OOH HO HO HO!

OOH HEE HEE HEE!

HOO HOO! HOO HOO HOO!

HOO HOO! HOO HOO HOO!

HOO! HOO HOO HOO! HOO!

[PANTING]

[BOOM BOOM BOOM]

LOOK, DAFFY.

TWO SHEEPS.

TWO SHEEPS!

WE ARE SAVED!

WE ARE SAVED!

TWO SHEEPS?

TWO SHEEPS?

[SMACKING LIPS]

GOODY! GOODY! GOODY!

NOW WE CAN HAVE LAMB CHOPS.

OH, BOY! LEG OF LAMB!

MMM! MMM! MMM!

[GULPS]

NO, IT'S SHEEPS!

IT'S SHEEPS!

LIKE ON THE WATER.

SHEEPS!

[CANNONS FIRE]

WE'RE SAVED!

WE'RE SAVED!

SHIP AHOY!

iARRIBA, ARRIBA!

HEY, SHEEPS!

HERE WE ARE!

HERE WE ARE!

EE-HA! EE-HA!

EE-HA! EE-HA!

SHIPS AHOY THERE!

OVER HERE!

LOOK! OVER HERE

ON THE BEACH.

SHIP AHOY!

SURRENDER!

AHOY THERE!

SURRENDER, RABBIT!

I'VE GOT YOU OUTNUMBERED

ONE TO ONE!

SURRENDER? NEVER HEARD

OF THE WORD.

YOU'LL HAVE TO TRY

TO TAKE THE SHIP.

[BOOM]

NOW, HE SHOULD

KNOW BETTER THAN THAT.

[BOOM]

BLAST YOU, RABBIT!

TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME.

LOOK THIS WAY,

ON THE BEACH!

AHOY! AHOY!

WHAT'S THE MATTER

WITH YOU GUYS--

YOU BLIND?

THIS WAY!

AHOY THERE!

COME ON, YOU GUYS,

STOP HORSING AROUND

AND RESCUE US!

PREPARE TO DEFEND

YOURSELF, RABBIT,

'CAUSE I'M A-BOARDING

YOUR SHIP.

CHARGE!

RETREAT!

[SHOUTING

IN SPANISH]

S-E-S!

S-E-S!

THAT'S S-O-S,

YOU JERK.

O.K., S-O-S,

WHATEVER.

S-O-S! S-O-S!

[CLICK CLICK]

AVAST, YOU BAD-TEMPERED,

SNAGGLE-TOOTHED VARMINT!

GET ON DECK:

AND LOAD THIS CANNON!

[SPUTTERING AND GRUNTING]

ARRGHH!

CUT OUT THE ARMY TALK.

WE'RE IN THE NAVY.

[SPUTTERING AND GRUNTING]

SET HER DOWN.

SET HER DOWN HERE.

[BOOM]

OOH!

I'LL SHIVER HIS TIMBERS,

AND I'LL BATTEN

HIS HATCH:

AND KEELHAUL HIS SCUPPERS.

NOW, YOU LONG-EARED CRITTER,

I'M A-GONNA

MAKE YOU PAY--

OH, NO!

YOU DOGGONE IDIOT GALOOT!

YOU'LL BLOW THE SHIP

TO SMITHEREENIES.

AND IF YOU DOES THA ONCE MORE,

I AIN'T A-GOING

AFTER IT.

[HUMMING AND MUTTERING]

OH, NO!

HEY, LOOK, BOSS.

ONE SHIP,

SHE BLOW HIS TOP.

IT'S THE FALLOUT!

SCRAM!

HEY!

OOF! OOH!

WATCH YOURSELF.

YOU'RE LIABLE

TO GET SQUASHED.

HOLY FRIJOLES.

[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]

YOU SQUASHED, BOSS?

METHINKS I'VE FOUND

A MAP.

IT'S A TREASURE MAP.

OH, DAME FORTUNE

SLUGGED ME.

I'M RICH!

MMM...[KISS]

I'M WEALTHY!

HOO HEE!

HOO HOO HOO!

I'M FABULOUSLY

WELL HEELED.

HOO HOO HOO!

I'M COMFORTABLY

WELL OFF.

HOO HOO! HA HA!

NO MORE COCONUTS.

MRS. MALLARD'S

LITTLE BOY:

IS NOW A RICH DUCK.

HO HO! HOO!

I'LL MAKE A WONDERFUL

CAPITALIST.

OH, BOY. BOSS,

WE GOING TO FIND

TREASURE?

WE'LL FIND THAT TREASURE

IF YOU'VE GOT TO DIG UP

THIS WHOLE ISLAND.

LET'S GET STARTED.

HOW COME:

I ALWAYS GET STUCK

ON THE END OF THE SHOVEL

WITH NO GOLD ON IT?

[ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOA PLAYS]

RACKIN'-FRACKIN' RABBIT.

I'D LIKE TO STRETCH HIM

ON A RACKIN'-BRACKIN'-

FRACKIN' RACK.

ROW FASTER,

YOU SNAGGLE-TOOTHED VARMINT,

OR I'LL BATTEN DOWN

YOUR BARNACLES.

[ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOA PLAYED AT FAST TEMPO]

SLOW DOWN, YOU SWAB!

YOU'RE GOING

TO CAPSIZE US!

SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN!

SLOW DOWN!

ARRGH.

PTOOEY! PTOOEY! PTOOEY!

OHH, JUST FOR THAT,

I'M A-GONNA

SLICE YOUR HAWSER.

[SPUTTERING]

ARRGH.

[CREAK]

GREAT THUNDERATION!

MY TREASURE MAP'S GONE!

SOME SNEAKIN' SWAB'S

RUN OFF WITH:

MY TREASURE MAP.

OOH, I'LL KEELHAUL

THE SWAB THAT DONE IT.

OH, WHAT BE THIS?

AHA!

LOOKS LIKE THE ONE

WHO'S DONE I IS WEARING BLACK FEATHERS.

COME ON, YOU MANGY

WHARF RAT.

I GOT ME A CLUE.

LET'S SEE, NOW.

THIS MAP SAYS TURN LEF AT THE SWAMP.

I DON'T SEE ANY SWAMP.

PERHAPS THIS SIGN

WILL HELP.

"DANGER...

"QUICK...SAND...

SWAMP"!

WELL, DON'T JUS STAND THERE.

TURN LEFT!

[CHICKENS CLUCKING]

THERE'S FEATHER-BEARING

CRITTERS IN THAR.

NOW, GET IN THERE

AND SEE IF THOSE CRITTERS

ARE WEARING:

BLACK FEATHERS.

[CHICKENS CLUCKING]

[CHICKENS SCREECHING]

[SPUTTERING

AND GRUNTING]

OH, YOU STUPID SWAB.

THERE AIN' A BLACK FEATHER AMONG THEM,

AND YOU MAY LAY TO THAT.

[SPUTTERING]

I KEEPS TELLING YOU,

CUT OUT THAT ARMY TALK.

WE'RE IN THE NAVY.

[CHICKENS CLUCKING]

ACCORDING TO THIS MAP,

THE TREASURE'S

GOT TO BE BURIED

SOMEWHERE:

AMONG THESE ROCKS.

THESE ROCKS?

YOU CAN'T MISS IT.

THERE'S A BIG BLACK "X"

MARKING THE SPOT.

I FIND HIM.

EE-HA! EE-HA!

iARRIBA, ARRIBA!

iANDALE, ANDALE!

I DON'T SEE

NO CROSS, BOSS,

ONLY A BEAT-UP

OLD WELL.

THE LAST THING:

IN THE WORLD I NEED

IS A STUPID WELL.

I'M NOT THIRSTY,

I'M HUNGRY.

ME, TOO, BOSS.

I WISH I HAD:

SOME CHEESE.

[BOOMING VOICE]

I AM THE SPIRI OF THE WISHING WELL.

I DO MY BEST TO PLEASE.

THE WISH YOU MADE

I GRANT YOU,

SO HERE'S A HUNK OF CHEESE.

HEY, THAT SPIRI FROM THE WELL--

HE GIVE:

PRETTY GOOD SERVICE.

STAND ASIDE, RODENT.

LET ME AT THAT WELL.

LISTEN, WELL.

IF YOU CAN WHOMP UP

CHEESE FOR A MOUSE,

SURELY:

YOU CAN TURN ME:

INTO A SUPERDUCK

SO I CAN FLY OFF

THIS STUPID ISLAND.

YOUR FONDEST WISH,

YOUR FONDEST DREAM,

I'LL MAKE YOU

SUPERDUCK SUPREME.

THIS STRANGE BEING

FROM ANOTHER PLANET IS...

FASTER THAN A BULLET...

MORE POWERFUL THAN

A SPEEDING LOCOMOTIVE...

ABLE TO LEAP:

THE TALLEST BUILDINGS.

HEH HEH.

HEH HEH HEH.

DISGUISED AS CLUCK TRENT,

A MILD-MANNERED REPORTER

ON A METROPOLITAN

NEWSPAPER,

STUPOR DUCK FIGHTS

AN ENDLESS BATTLE

AGAINST THE FORCES OF...

EVIL.

YOU CALL THA SUPERDUCK?

YOU MADE ME:

A STUPID DUCK.

PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE.

PATIENCE BRINGS GOOD LUCK.

IT IS SELDOM FOUND

IN HUMANS:

AND NEVER IN A DUCK.

[GULPS]

HEE HEE HOO HA HA!

YOU CANNOT STOP ME,

MR. NEWSPAPER EDITOR.

I BLOW UP EVERYTHING!

BOOM! POWEE!

ZAP! KABOOM!

ALL OVER COUNTRY--

BUILDINGS, BRIDGES,

POWER PLANTS, TRAINS,

SHIPS!

EVERYWHERE,

RUIN AND DESTRUCTION!

THEN I,

AARDVARK RATNICK,

WILL BE SUPREME!

HA HA HA HA HA!

BLOW UP BUILDINGS?

BRIDGES?

SINK SHIPS?

SAY, I BELIEVE THIS

AARDVARK RATNICK FELLOW

IS IN LEAGUE WITH

THE FORCES OF EVIL.

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB

FOR STUPOR DUCK.

NOW TO THE BROOM CLOSE TO CHANGE

FROM THE GUISE:

OF A MILD-MANNERED

NEWSPAPER REPORTER

TO THAT OF STUPOR DUCK.

[CACKLING]

WHOOPS.

WRONG COSTUME.

AND I,

AARDVARK RATNICK,

WILL RULE:

THE WORLD!

HOO HA HA HA HA!

I DON'T KNOW WHY I--

[COUGH COUGH]

WATCH THESE CORNY

SOAP OPERAS.

WHERE IS HE?

WHERE'S THE COWARDLY

LITTLE SNEAK?

AHA! ESCAPED

OUT THE WINDOW, EH?

STAND ASIDE!

THIS IS A JOB:

FOR STUPOR DUCK!

WOULDN'T YOU THINK

THEY COULD FIND:

SOME OTHER PLACE

TO PUT A BUILDING?

[KABOOM]

THAT BUILDING DOWN THERE!

IT'S BLOWING UP!

AH!

THE EVIL WORK:

OF AARDVARK RATNICK.

THIS IS A JOB FOR...

STUPOR DUCK!

TA-DA!

OH, NO THANKS ARE

NECESSARY, MY GOOD MAN.

I WAS:

JUST DOING MY DUTY.

THEN THE LIGHTS WENT OU ALL OVER THE WORLD.

YOU CALL YOURSELF

A WISHING WELL?

THERE, IN THE OCEAN.

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