Daffy Duck's Movie: Fantastic Island Page #2

A SHIP'S SINKING.

THANK GOODNESS I'M IN TIME

TO SHOW AARDVARK RATNICK

HE'S NO MATCH FOR...

AHH...STUPOR DUCK!

ALL RIGHT, RATNICK.

LET'S SEE YOU TRY

THAT AGAIN.

FIRE ONE.

ONE AWAY, SIR.

OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH!

OOH-HOO OOH-HOO!

MOTHER.

THAT RATNICK'S

A SLIPPERY ONE, ALL RIGHT.

BUT NOT QUITE:

SLIPPERY ENOUGH.

AHA!

PLANTING DYNAMITE

AT THE BASE:

OF THAT RAILROAD TRESTLE.

THE WORK OF THAT RA RATNICK,

OR I DON'T KNOW MY RATS.

[TRAIN BELL CLANGS]

THIS IS A JOB FOR...

AHH...STUPOR DUCK!

[TRAIN BELL CLANGS]

[TRAIN CHUGS]

[BOOM]

[TRAIN CHUGGING]

I'LL JUST RELIEVE YOU

OF THAT,

IF YOU DON'T MIND.

SHUCKS. I ALMOS HAD HIM THAT TIME.

BUT JUST LET HIM

MAKE ONE FALSE MOVE,

AND I'LL--

[SIREN]

[SIREN]

THIS IS A JOB FOR...

YOU KNOW WHO.

ALL RIGHT, RATNICK,

YOU BETTER MAKE:

YOUR FIRST SHOT A GOOD ONE,

'CAUSE I'M COMING

DOWN THERE:

AND SHOVE THA OVERSIZED CANNON CRACKER

RIGHT DOWN YOUR THROAT!

UP THERE IN THE SKY!

IT'S A BIRD.

IT'S A PLANE.

IT'S STUPOR DUCK!

IT'S STUPOR DUCK!

AAH!

[ROCKET WHISTLES]

YAAH!

[KABOOM]

STUPID WELL.

OUCH! OW!

OOH! OOH!

LISTEN, YOU AT THE BOTTOM

OF THE WELL.

AS LONG AS THIS ISLAND

IS MY LAST RESORT,

MAKE IT A NICE RESORT.

YOUR UNCOUTH WORDS

HAVE REACHED MY EARS.

I RELUCTANTLY COMPLY.

THIS SHABBY LITTLE ISLAND

I SHALL TRANSMOGRIFY.

LOOK, BOSS,

A MACKEREL IS HAPPENING.

YOU MEAN A MIRACLE.

S.

HOLY FRIJOLE!

LOOK AT THIS.

IT'S ALL HERE,

JUST LIKE I WISHED IT.

EVEN BETTER!

THERE MUST BE A WAY

FOR A DUCK TO MAKE A BUCK

IN A PLACE LIKE THIS.

HEY, YOU GO A NEW SUIT.

A ZOOT SUIT.

YOUR SUI LOOKS NICE, TOO.

WHO'S YOUR TAILOR?

BY GEORGE, I'VE GOT IT!

WHEN WORD OF:

THIS WISHING WELL

GETS AROUND,

PEOPLE WILL POUR IN

TO HAVE THEIR WISHES

COME TRUE:

AT 500 BUCKS A WISH.

HERE. GET RID

OF THIS MAP.

NOW THAT WE'VE FOUND

THE TREASURE,

WHO NEEDS IT ANYMORE?

HEARKEN CLOSELY:

TO THESE WORDS.

THIS SECRET I MUST TELL.

ONLY HE WHO OWNS THE MAP

IS POSSESSOR OF THE WELL.

GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS

OFF THAT MAP,

YOU LITTLE SNEAK.

IT'S MINE,

DO YOU HEAR?

MINE! MINE! MINE!

AND SO IS:

THE WHOLE ISLAND!

HEY, WHAT YOU GOING TO

CALL THIS PLACE, BOSS?

WHAT ELSE BUT...

DAFFY DUCK'S

FANTASTIC ISLAND!

LOOK, BOSS!

DE PLANE! DE PLANE!

WHERE? OVER THERE?

S.

I SEE.

THERE IT IS--

THE FIRST OF MANY.

SHALL WE HASTEN:

TO THE DOCK:

AND GREET OUR GUESTS?

S, LET'S DO THAT.

iARRIBA, ARRIBA!

iANDALE PRONTO!

AS THE HOS OF FANTASTIC ISLAND,

LET ME BE THE FIRS TO EXTEND

THE HAND OF HOSPITALITY

AND BID YOU--

[SCREAMING AND SHOUTING]

SHEESH!

$500 FOR A PENNY,

FOLKS,

AND CHEAP AT THE PRICE.

YES, SIR, LADIES AND GENTS,

500 BIG ONES

WILL GET YOU A SINGLE,

SOLITARY PENNY.

PLUNK IT INTO THE WELL

AND WATCH YOUR FONDES DREAMS COME TRUE.

MY BOSS,

HE PLENTY SMAR IN THE CABEZA.

YOU BET.

DON'T SHOVE, FOLKS.

THERE'S ENOUGH PENNIES

FOR EVERYBODY.

HAVE YOUR 500 BUCKS

IN YOUR HANDS:

TO SAVE TIME.

HOW MANY, LADY?

OH, HEE HEE HEE!

JUST ONE, PLEASE.

THE 500 FIRST, LADY.

OH, DEARIE ME.

OF COURSE.

I'M SO ABSENT-MINDED.

THERE YOU ARE,

SISTER.

OH, MY GRACIOUS.

I'M ALL OF

A TWITTER.

HELLO, WELL.

HI.

GO AHEAD. TOSS YOUR

STUPID PENNY IN THE WELL

AND MAKE A STUPID WISH.

WELL...HERE GOES.

I GUESS I'VE ALWAYS WANTED

TO MINISTER TO THE SUFFERINGS

OF HUMANITY.

I WISH I WAS A NURSE.

YOUR WISH:

SHALL BE GRANTED.

GAZE INTO ME AND SEE.

THE NEXT TIME:

THAT YOU SEE YOURSELF,

A NURSE IS WHAT YOU'LL BE.

OH, DEAR.

I'M SO IMPATIEN TO GET TO MY FIRST PATIENT.

[PANTING]

I TAWT...

I TAW...

A PUTTYTAT.

[PANTING]

[WOOF WOOF WOOF]

[CARS HONKING]

[BRAKES SQUEALING]

[HORN HONKING]

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

[HORNS HONKING]

[CRASH]

GREAT DAY IN THE MORNING!

INSTEAD OF ONE,

IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING

TO GET THREE.

BAD OLD PUTTYTAT.

GOOD MORNING!

AND HOW ARE MY PATIENTS

TODAY?

AND HOW'S THE DOGGIE'S

LIMB THIS MORNING?

OOH! OOH!

OHH...STILL TENDER, EH?

WELL, MAYBE THA WILL TEACH YOU

TO STOP CHASING:

THE PUSSYCAT.

AND HOW'S THE...

[GIGGLES]

PUSSYFOOT TODAY?

OH! OH! OH!

STILL SENSITIVE?

MAYBE NOW YOU'LL LEAVE

THAT LITTLE BIRDIE ALONE.

I HOPE THIS TEACHES

BOTH OF YOU A LESSON.

OH, THE POOR LITTLE

TWEETY BIRD.

LET'S MAKE YOU

A LITTLE MORE:

COMFORTABLE.

NOW, YOU BE GOOD BOYS

AND GET SOME REST.

[DOOR CLOSES]

UH-OH. I DON' LIKE THE LOOK

IN THAT PUTTYTAT'S EYES.

[CANE TAPPING]

[GROWLING]

AHH, SHUT UP!

OW! OW! OW!

OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH!

[GRANNY]

WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE?

[SNORING]

MY, I MUST BE HEARING THINGS.

[CANE TAPPING]

[GROWLING AND BARKING]

DIDN'T I TELL YOU

TO SHUT UP?

OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH!

MY, MY. YOU MUST BE

IN TERRIBLE PAIN.

WE'LL GET YOU

BACK INTO BED:

AND GIVE YOU SOMETHING

TO MAKE YOU SLEEP.

OOH!

THERE, NOW.

IT'LL BE

MORE QUIET HERE.

THOSE PILLS:

WILL PUT YOU TO SLEEP

IN A FEW MINUTES.

OOH! OOH! OOH!

[CHUCKLING]

WHERE DID THAT PUTTYTAT GO?

HE NOWHERE AROUND.

[GRANNY]

I BETTER PEEK IN

AND SEE HOW:

LITTLE TWEETY BIRD

IS DOING.

[HICCUP]

AAH!

[WHEELS SQUEAKING]

BAD OLD PUTTYTAT.

[CHUCKLING]

O.K., BUSTER,

YOU ASKED FOR IT.

OOH HOO HOO!

OW! OOH! AH!

AH! OOH! OW! OW!

OW! OOH! AH!

OW! OOH! AH!

YOU TWO AT IT AGAIN?

I'LL JUST HAVE TO

STRAP YOU BOTH IN BED.

NOW STOP SULKING.

WHY DON'T YOU

GET A HOBBY:

LIKE THE PUSSYCAT?

WHEN YOU TWO:

DECIDE TO BEHAVE,

I'LL UNSTRAP YOU.

[MATCH

LIGHTS UP]

[KABOOM]

WHOA-HO-HO-HO!

I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS, BOYS.

YOUR X-RAYS SHOW

NOTHING IS WRONG WITH YOU,

AND YOU'RE DISMISSED.

ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL?

GEE, IT FEELS GOOD

TO BE OUT AGAIN.

UH-OH.

[GRRR-ROWWW]

[WOOF WOOF

WOOF WOOF]

[GRRR-ROWWW]

[WOOF WOOF]

[HORNS HONKING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

QUE SERA SERA.

YOU SIMPLY MUS STOP PLAYING

IN THE STREET.

YOU'RE RUNNING

OUT OF LEGS.

[SPUTTERING]

THERE YOU ARE, SIR.

I'M GONNA WISH

A CERTAIN ROOSTER

INTO A LO OF CREATIVE TROUBLE--

TROUBLE, THAT IS.

I SAY, WISHIN' WELL,

YOU LISTENING?

I HEAR YOU.

STATE YOUR WISH.

DROP IN YOUR PENNY

OR GO FISH.

HERE IT IS.

THERE'S THIS ROOSTER

I WANTS TO PU THE KIBOSH ON.

LITTLE FELLA--

HE'S TOOK OVER

MY CHICKEN YARD,

CORNERED:

THE MARKET ON HENS,

AND MADE MY LIFE--

I SAY, MADE MY LIFE...

HE GAVE ME A COMPLEX--

INFERIOR, THAT IS.

YOU WANT TO DROP

THAT PENNY?

[SPLASH]

I DON'T WISH THE BOY

ANY PERMANENT HARM.

I JUST WAN THE COCKINESS--

I SAY, THE COCKINESS

KNOCKED OUT OF HIM.

I AM HERE:

TO GRANT YOUR WISH,

THE SPIRI OF THE WELL.

I WILL KNOCK:

THE COCKINESS:

OUT OF THA LITTLE COCKEREL.

[JAZZY GUITAR

PLAYING LOUDLY]

IF THAT'S

WHO I THINK IT IS,

THERE'S A CERTAIN

BANTY ROOSTER:

THAT'S GONNA GET BOOTED

OVER THE HORIZON.

[WHACK CLUNK]

GET OUT AND STAY OUT!

MAN, YOU'RE THE SICKEST.

LIKE, ADIOS, MY FRIEND.

[CLUCKING]

WHOO-HOO-HOO!

CHICKSVILLE!

LET'S SEE IF THESE CHICKS

DIG THE BEAT.

GEE WHIZ WILLIKINS

GOLLY GEE:

I LOVE A GIRL:

AND SHE LOVES ME

LIKE, UH, CLUE ME

THE DOOR, CHICKY.

OOH HEE HEE:

HEE HEE HEE!

HOW ABOUT THAT?

THE PAD'S PATROLLED.

WITH A REAL JAZZY PLAN,

I CAN, UH, LIKE,

STORM THE GATES.

DIG THIS GETUP, MAN.

IT'S THE MOST.

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