Daffy Duck's Movie: Fantastic Island Page #3

[CLANG CLANG]

SICK, MAN. SICK.

WHAT IN THE NAME

OF JESSE JAMES:

DO YOU SUPPOSE:

THAT IS?

WELL, WHA DO YOU KNOW?

A TINY:

FOUNDLING ROOSTER.

WHY, HE'S AS SMALL

AS THE LITTLE END

OF NOTHING SHARPENED.

DA DA DADDY-O.

HOW ABOUT THAT?

THE LITTLE TYKE:

THINKS I'M HIS DADDY.

I ALWAYS--

I SAY, I ALWAYS

DID WANT A SON.

NOW I GOT ONE.

CRAZY, MAN.

[ROCK MUSIC

PLAYING LOUDLY]

YOO-HOO!

I SAY, YOO-HOO!

WHERE ARE YOU,

SONNY BOY?

OH, SONNY BOY!

UH-OH. FAKE IT.

THE FUZZ.

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYS]

WELL, WHA DO YOU KNOW?

ASLEEP:

IN THE HENHOUSE.

MIGHT AS WELL:

LET HIM SLEEP.

[ROCK MUSIC]

HEY, WHAT'S THAT?

[SOFT MUSIC]

YOU ALL RIGHT, SON?

I KEEP HEARING:

THE MOST TERRIFYING

SOUNDS IN THERE.

[ROCK MUSIC]

HMM.

AHA!

[BAWWK]

[BIRDIES CHIRPING]

[KISS]

NEXT.

[KISS]

NEXT.

MAN, YOU'RE

A WEIRDO CHICK.

LOOK, BOY.

I THINK THERE'S

SOME PICTURES:

YOU OUGHT TO SEE.

CRAZY, MAN.

CA-RAZY.

NOW, LET ME KNOW WHEN

I COME TO SOMETHING

THAT INTERESTS YOU.

[BELLS AND WHISTLES]

YAHOO!

WILD!

HA! JUST LIKE

I THOUGHT--

HE'S WACKY OVER FEMALES.

[GIGGLING]

HEY, WAI A MINUTE, BOY.

DON'T BOTHER

WITH THAT CLUCK.

HOW'D YA LIKE

TO MEET A REAL DOLL?

WILD, MAN.

REAL WILD.

O.K. YOU STAND

IN THAT CIRCLE,

AND I'LL SEND HER

THE MESSAGE.

UH-OH.

LOOKS LIKE ONE OF

THAT SILLY DOG'S

BOOBY TRAPS.

HEY, BOY.

HERE SHE COMES NOW.

AIN'T SHE A ANGEL?

LIKE, UH,

LINK US, MAN.

LINK US.

THEN I PRONOUNCE YOU

HUSBAND AND, UH...

WIFE, UH...

OR SOMETHING.

[MUFFLED]

BUT I'M A ROOSTER!

DON'T LET I BUG YA, MAN.

WE CAN' ALL BE PERFECT.

I SAY,

I'VE BEEN HORNSWOGGLED.

THAT JIBBERY-TALKIN'

ROOSTER:

NEVER GO HIS COMEUPPANCE.

I WANTS:

MY MONEY BACK.

YES, SIR!

WE'RE HERE TO PLEASE.

HERE'S YOUR PENNY, SIR.

I'M NO SUCKER.

HMM.

SOMEHOW I THINK I'VE BEEN

HORNSWOGGLED AGAIN.

EXCUSE MOI,

MONSIEUR.

IS THIS THE LINE

FOR THE WISHING:

OF THE WELL?

I CAN'T BREATHE!

ONE PENNY, PLEASE.

I WISH TO MAKE A WISH

INTO THE WELL.

OF COURSE, SIR.

HERE.

MONSIEUR WELL,

I WISH TO MAKE THE WISH

FOR A MADEMOISELLE

WHOSE BEAUTY:

SHALL BE SO PURE

AS TO RIVAL:

ALL THE BEAUTIFUL AR IN LE LOUVRE.

THAT'LL BE

ONE PENNY, PLEASE.

[SPLASH]

I GRANT YOUR WISH

TO MEET A GIRL:

OF BEAUTY UNSURPASSED

WHICH, WHEN COMPARED

WITH WORKS OF ART,

WILL LEAVE THE LOUVRE

OUTCLASSED.

[SINGING JAUNTILY

IN FRENCH]

LE TWEET:

LE TWEET TWEET:

LE--

[PEPE SINGING]

[SINGING]

[MEOW-EOW-EOWWW]

LE PURRR.

QU'IL C'EST BON,

C'EST BON

HEY.

PENNIES FROM HEAVEN.

[KISS]

HOW IMPETUOUS:

CAN YOU GET?

LOOK, DARLING,

PERHAPS I AM:

OLD-FASHIONED,

BUT, UH, SHOULDN'T WE

BE INTRODUCED FIRST?

EH, I AM PEPE LE PEW.

THIS IS MY FIRST AFFAIR,

SO PLEASE BE KIND.

I AM SHY, BUT, UH...

I AM WILLING.

I AM PLAYING I TOO COOL, NO?

WHERE ARE YOU,

MY LITTLE MONA LISA?

I AM LOOKING:

TO FIND YOU.

I DON'T KNOW WHY,

BUT I DON' REALLY GO

FOR THIS MODERN:

SCULPTURE.

WHERE ARE YOU,

MY LITTLE:

OBJECT OF ART?

I AM GOING:

TO COLLECT YOU.

LE PANT.

LE PANT.

GUESS WHO?

LE SCREEECH!

DON'T MOVE, DARLING.

I WAN TO REMEMBER YOU

JUST AS YOU ARE.

AW, SHUCKS.

YOU MOVED.

AH, A TRYSTING

PLACE FOR US.

YOU CLEVER, YOU.

AND VERY SAFE,

EH, PIGEON?

LOOK, MY LITTLE

ODORLISQUE,

I HAVE GIVEN UP:

ART FOR YOU.

I AM WILLING:

TO SETTLE DOWN:

AND BE A TRAVELING

SALESMAN.

[SNIFF]

I CAN TELL YOU CHAPS

ONE THING--

IT'S NOT ALWAYS EASY

TO HOLD THIS SMILE.

MMM,

MY CHERRY BLOSSOM,

HOW I LOVE THE TASTE

OF YOUR LIPS.

[KISS]

GATHER LIPSTICK:

WHILE YOU MAY:

IS WHA I ALWAYS SAY.

[BANJO PLAYING]

AHA! LOOK AT THAT--

A BUNCH:

OF THIEVIN' CROWS.

YOU JUST KNOW:

ONE OF THEM VARMINTS

HAS STOLEN MY MAP.

OH, THE COW

KICKED NELLIE:

IN THE BELLY:

IN THE BARN:

DIDN'T DO HER

ANY GOOD:

DIDN'T DO HER

ANY HARM:

LA-DEE DO-DEE

DO-DEE-DO

LA-DEE DO-DEE

DO-DEE-DO

DIDN'T DO HER

ANY GOOD:

DIDN'T DO HER

ANY HARM:

ALL RIGHT, YOU MANGY

FEATHER MERCHANTS,

YOU'RE MY PRISONERS,

SO COUGH UP:

THAT MAP.

HEY, LOOK AT THAT.

WHAT IN TARNATION

WE GOT HERE?

GET ON YOUR FEET,

HOMBRE.

I'M A-GONNA

SEARCH YOU.

I ALWAYS SAY:

A MAN'S GOT TO DO

WHAT A MAN'S

GOT TO DO.

UH, TAKE OVER.

NOPE. THEY DON'T MATCH.

COME ON, DEVIL.

WE GOT TO KEEP LOOKIN'.

GREAT...DAY...

IN THE MORNIN'.

HEY!

AIN'T YOU EVEN

GONNA APOLOGIZE?

[PANTING]

[SPLASH]

HI, DOG.

WHAT'S YOUR WISH?

MY BUDDY HERE:

WISHES TO BE BRAVE

AND STRONG LIKE ME.

IF THAT'S HIS WISH

AND YOURS ALIKE,

I'LL MAKE CHESTER

BRAVE AND STRONG

LIKE SPIKE.

[GRR-ROWWW]

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

YOU WANT I SHOULD DIG UP

SOME BONES FOR YA?

ANYTHING:

YOU SAY, SPIKE,

'CAUSE YOU AND ME

IS PALS.

HEY, SPIKE.

YOU WANNA PLAY BALL?

WANT TO PLAY BALL?

HUH, SPIKE?

YOU WANNA, HUH?

YOU WANNA?

NAH.

NAH. YOU WOULDN' LIKE THAT,

WOULD YOU, SPIKE?

SPIKE, HOW ABOU WE CHASE CARS, HUH?

THAT SOUND LIKE FUN?

NAH.

NAH. THAT WOULDN' BE NO FUN.

HOW ABOU BEATIN' UP A CAT?

WOULD YOU:

LIKE THAT, SPIKE?

HUH, SPIKE?

CAT? YOU KNOW

WHERE IS IT A CAT?

YEAH, SURE, SPIKE.

SURE, SURE.

I KNOW WHERE:

IS IT A CAT.

OH, BOY! WE'RE

GOING TO HAVE FUN

BEATING UP A CAT,

AIN'T WE?

CHARLESTON,

CHARLESTON:

MADE IN CAROLINA

SOME DANCE,

SOME PRANCE:

I'LL SAY

THERE'S NOTHIN' FINER

THAN A CHARLESTON

CHARLESTON:

LORD, HOW YOU

CAN SHUFFLE:

EVERY STEP YOU DO

LEADS TO SOMETHIN' NEW

MAN, I'M TELLIN' YOU,

IT'S A LOT TO DO

POP DANCE,

SWING DANCE:

MOVING BACK--

DUH DUH-UH DUH

DUH-HUH GUH G-GUH

GU-GU-GUH

DUH DUH DUH-UH...

[ROWWF ROWWF

ROWWF ROWWF]

[GRR-ROWWW]

[ROWWF]

[GRR-ROWW]

[ROWWF]

[ROWWW ROWW]

[ROWWF ROWWF]

DAT'S A DIRTY,

UNDERHANDED TRICK

TO DO TO YOU, SPIKE.

I'LL SHOW THAT CA HE CAN'T DO THA TO MY PAL.

I'LL TAKE CARE

OF THAT CAT MYSELF.

GO GET 'IM, SPIKE!

GO GET 'IM!

SPIKE IS MY HERO.

[PANTING]

O.K. COME OUT, CAT.

NO USE HIDIN'.

AHA!

DERE YOU ARE!

GOTCHA,

YA DIRTY CAT.

COME OUT AND:

TAKE YOUR MEDICINE,

OR I'LL PULL

YOUR TAIL OFF:

BY THE ROOTS.

COME ON!

COME ON!

WHY, YOU...

I SEE YOUR COWARDLY

YELLOW EYES.

I'M A-COMIN' IN

AFTER YA.

[GRRR]

C-CAT...

BIG--BIG C-C-CAT.

[YAP YAP

YAP YAP]

C-C-CAT...

B-B-BIG...

C-C-CAT.

BIG...

C-C-CAT...

G-G-GIANT CAT.

C-C--BIG, BIG...

C-C-C...

YOU'RE KIDDIN',

SPIKE?

YOU WANT I SHOULD

TAKE CARE OF THE CA FOR YOU, SPIKE?

I'LL GIVE HIM

A ONE-TWO,

RIGHT-LEFT.

NO, YOU DON'T.

I'LL SHOW THAT CA A THING OR TWO.

[FIGHTING]

ATTA BOY, SPIKE!

LET HIM HAVE IT!

A RIGHT, A LEFT!

SPIKE?

SPIKE!

SAY SOMETHING.

LOOK, IT'S

YOUR PAL CHESTER.

PLEASE, SPIKE.

DON'T LET HIM GET ME!

HE'S A KILLER!

DON'T LET HIM

NEAR ME!

GET A HOLD:

OF YOURSELF!

THAT CAT'S

NOT SO TOUGH.

I CAN TAKE:

CARE OF HIM:

MYSELF.

YEAH? WELL, GO AHEAD

AND GET YOURSELF KILLED.

HEH HEH HEH:

HEH HEH.

JUST A MINUTE, CAT!

LOOK, SPIKE,

HERE HE IS.

LET ME TAKE CARE OF HIM

FOR YA, SPIKE.

THIS IS FOR BEATING UP

MY PAL SPIKE.

IF I CAN LICK HIM,

YOU CAN.

YOU'RE BIG AND STRONG,

AND I'M PUNY.

I GOT A JOB TO DO.

O.K., CAT,

ON YOUR FEET!

HA HA HA HA!

THE PUSSYCAT'S

GONNA SCRATCH ME.

AW, GO ON,

SCRATCH ME.

GO AHEAD,

SCRATCH ME.

I DARE YA:

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