Daffy Duck's Movie: Fantastic Island Page #4

TO SCRATCH ME.

SPIKE! SPIKE!

YOU GOTTA GO:

BACK IN THERE.

NO! NO!

HE'S A KILLER!

NOOO!

YOU AND ME IS PALS,

AIN'T WE, CHESTER?

YEAH, CHESTER.

YA WANT I SHOULD

DIG UP SOME BONES

FOR YOU?

HUH, CHESTER?

HUH, CHES?

NAH.

HEY, CHESTER,

YOU'RE MY HERO

'CAUSE YOU'RE

SO STRONG.

GEE, ARE YA GONNA

MAKE ANOTHER WISH?

ARE YA, HUH?

HUH, PAL?

OH, GOOD.

HERE COMES ANOTHER

ANXIOUS CUSTOMER.

I'D L-L-LIKE TO BUY

ONE OF THEM PENNIES

TO MAKE A W-WISH,

PLEASE.

THERE YOU ARE, SIR--

A SIMPLE PENNY:

TO MAKE A WISH.

ALLOW ME TO REMOVE

THAT CUMBERSOME:

BUNDLE OF MONEY.

HEY, YOU'RE

50 CENTS SHORT.

I'M B-B-BROKE,

BUT IF THIS WORKS,

IT'LL BE WORTH IT.

HI, PAL.

I'VE ALWAYS W-W-WANTED

TO BE A BIG-SHOT PRODUCER

SO'S I COULD

DISCOVER NEW TALEN AND GIVE THEM

A BREAK.

DISCOVERING NEW TALEN FOR THE WORLD TO SEE,

A WONDROUS THING

FOR A PRODUCER TO BE.

I SLAYED 'EM

IN SCRANTON.

LA-DA-DA

DEE DA:

LA DA DA DA:

LA DA DA:

I PANICKED 'EM

IN PEORIA!

LA DA DA:

LA DA DA:

LA DA LA-DAAH

I KILLED 'EM

IN CUCAMONGA.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I MAY HAVE:

A SPOT FOR YOU.

NEXT, PLEASE.

BUK BUK BUK:

BUK BU-UHK

BU-UHK

BUK BU-UHK

BUK BUK BUK:

BUK BU-UHK

BU-UHK

BUK BU-UHK

BUK BUK BUK:

BUK BU-UHK

BU-UHK

BUK BU-UHK

BUK BUK BUK:

BUK BU-UHK

BU-UHK

BUK BU-UHK

BUK BUK BUK:

BUK BU-UHK--

SO I LAID AN EGG.

WONDER WHAT'S NEXT.

I'M BINGO.

I'M FRANKIE.

I'M AL.

MAMMY, MAMMY

THAT'S MY MAMMY,

NOBODY ELSE'S

MY MAMMY, I SAY

CUT THE HUBBUB, BUB.

LET'S GET THIS THING

OFF THE GROUND.

ROGER, POPS.

TAKE OFF.

UH-1, UH-2, UH-3.

WHEN APRIL SHOWERS

MAY COME YOUR WAY

THEY BRING:

THE FLOWERS:

THAT BLOOM IN MAY

SO IF IT'S RAINING

HAVE NO REGRETS:

BECAUSE IT ISN' RAINING RAIN, YOU KNOW

IT'S RAINING VIOLETS

AND WHEN YOU SEE CLOUDS

WHEN YOU SEE CLOUDS

UPON A HILL:

NAH, YOU'RE NO LOOKIN' AT CLOUDS

NAH, YOU'RE LOOKIN'

AT DAFFODILS:

SO KEEP ON LOOKIN'

KEEP LOOKIN'

FOR THE BLUEBIRD

AND LISTENING:

FOR HIS SONG:

WHENEVER APRIL SHOWERS

COME ALONG:

TH-TH-THANK YOU.

I'LL LET YOU KNOW

IF ANYTHING COMES UP.

THAT'S REALLY NO HIGH-CLASS ENOUGH.

IT'S STRICTLY

FOR THOSE SILLY:

S-S-SWOONING

BOBBYSOXERS.

BOY, TWO-HEADED!

THIS OUGHT TO BE

A SENSATIONAL ACT!

ACT, SCHMACT.

I'M THE JANITOR.

HEADY IS THE NAME--

J. FENNON HEADY.

I'LL SHOW YOU

WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.

I'LL PLACE THIS SUITCASE

UPON THE FLOOR.

I'LL OPEN THIS SUITCASE,

SEAT MYSELF:

ON THIS UNIQUE PLATFORM.

I'M GOING TO

MANIPULATE THIS LEVER

AND ZOOM INTO THE AIR.

I'M GOING TO SOAR UP

TO STRATOSPHERIC HEIGHTS

500 FEET ABOVE SEA LEVEL.

I'M GOING

TO TAKE MY STANCE

IN A DIVING POSITION

AT THE PLATFORM'S EDGE--

NOTE THE PERFECT FORM--

AND I'M GOING TO DIVE

INTO THE AIR:

NOT INTO A TANK OF WATER,

NOT INTO A BUCKE OF WATER.

NO, I'LL TELL YOU WHA I'M GOING TO DIVE INTO--

AN ORDINARY:

DRINKING GLASS.

OBSERVE.

[CRASH]

NOW, GO AHEAD, SIR.

OH, A DOG ACT, HUH?

NO. MY CARD, SIR.

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[FLEAS HUM

GAITE PARISIENNE--

THE CANCAN]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[FLEAS STOP HUMMING]

[DOOR SLAMS]

AW, WHO'D WANT TO D--DISC--

GIVE THOSE GUYS A BREAK?

SHEE!

I THINK WE FOUND

THE VARMIN DONE STOLE MY MAP.

HE MUST LIVE:

IN THAT HOTEL:

OVER YONDER.

[GRUNTING]

WAIT HERE.

I'M GOING

TO SNEAK OVER:

TO THAT THERE HOTEL.

OW!

OOH, OUCH!

OOH! OUCH!

OUCH, OHH!

OUCH!

OOH!

OUCH!

IT'S NO USE,

SYLVESTER.

MY MIND'S MADE UP.

I'M GOING TO MAKE MY WISH,

AND THAT'S FINAL.

THERE YOU ARE, MA'AM.

HAPPY WISHING.

SUFFERING SUCCOTASH!

I WISH YOU'D RECONSIDER.

[SPLASH]

WISHING WELL,

OH, WISHING WELL,

YOU I DO ENTREAT.

I WISH OUR HOUSE

WOULD RESOUND TO

THE PATTER:

OF LITTLE FEET.

I HEAR YOUR WISH

AND I OBEY.

THE PATTER OF LITTLE FEE YOU SHALL HEAR THIS DAY.

LAZY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING.

OH, SYLVESTER

ISN'T IT STRANGE

WE'VE NEVER HAD

A LITTLE BUNDLE:

FROM HEAVEN?

SUFFERING SUCCOTASH!

DON'T START THA PATTER OF LITTLE FEE AROUND THE HOUSE STUFF

AGAIN.

I'M BUSY.

BOO HOO HOO!

I WORK:

AND I SLAVE...

"AND WHAT THANKS

DO I GET?

I WISH I WAS DEAD.

BOO HOO HOO!"

EVERY DAY:

IT'S THE SAME THING.

PITTER PATTER:

OF LITTLE FEET.

EH!

[HICCUPS]

OH, MY ACHING HEAD.

LET'S FACE IT.

I CAN'T FLY

ANY FURTHER.

THIS PLACE IS:

AS GOOD AS ANY.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

[HICCUPS]

A BABY'S A BABY.

IT'S THE ENVIRONMEN THAT MOLDS THEM.

[HICCUPS]

[DOORBELL BUZZES]

CONGRAT--

[HICCUPS]

CONGRA--

[HICCUPS]

CONGRATULATIONS, MADAM.

[HICCUPS]

YOU'RE A MOTHER.

[HICCUPING]

SYLVESTER, LOOK!

LOOK!

THE STORK WAS HERE

AND LEFT US A BABY!

A BABY?

QUICK, QUICK, OPEN IT!

OH, BOY!

THIS MAKES ME A FATHER!

[BABBLING]

A MOUSE?

A MOUSE?

[BABBLING]

MAMA!

OH, HE CALLED ME MAMA.

ISN'T HE CUTE?

CUTE?

HE'S DELICIOUS.

AAH!

SYLVESTER,

HOW COULD YOU?

AFTER ALL,

HE'S JUST A BABY.

EVEN IF HE IS A MOUSE,

HE'S OURS.

YOURS AND MINE?

YOU'RE A GAMBLING

WOMAN.

WHAT DO YOU TAKE,

HEADS OR TAILS?

AAH!

YOU BEAST!

YOU CANNIBAL!

HOW COULD YOU?

MOUSE OR NO MOUSE,

HE'S YOUR SON.

A FINE THING.

I'VE BECOME

THE FATHER:

OF A BREAKFAST.

[GURGLING]

HOLD STILL,

YOU LITTLE RODENT.

AND AFTER YOU'RE THROUGH,

TAKE DARLING:

FOR A WALK.

I'LL BE BACK

AS SOON AS I CAN.

[DOOR CLOSES]

[GURGLING]

[GIGGLING]

[COUGHING]

DADDY!

HEE HEE!

AW!

HE CALLED ME DADDY.

[KISS]

COOTCHIE COOTCHIE

COOTCHIE COO!

AND NOW DADDY IS GOING

TO TAKE HIS WIDDLE MAN

FOR A WALK.

COOTCHIE COOTCHIE COO.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

GOOD DAY, SIR.

I REPRESENT THE LITTLE GIAN VACUUM CLEANER COMPANY

OF WALLA WALLA,

WASHINGTON.

NOTICE THIS MACHINE

REMOVES COMPLETELY

ALL FOREIGN PARTICLES

FROM THE ROOM.

YOU MAY NOT BE READY

TO PURCHASE NOW,

BUT IF YOU EVER DO,

REMEMBER:

THE LITTLE GIAN VACUUM CLEANER.

[CRASH]

CANNIBALS.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

[CHARLESTON PLAYS]

I UNDERSTAND:

YOU NEED A BABYSITTER.

[SAWING]

[BANGING]

HO HO HO!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

HO HO HO!

HO, DANCER,

HO, PRANCER.

MERRY CHRISTMAS,

EVERYBODY!

HO HO HO!

A JOLLY:

YULETIDE.

HO HO HO!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

MERRY CHRISTMAS,

EVERYONE!

HO HO HO!

A MERRY--

[BOOM]

[SCREECH]

WHAT A FUSS THEY MADE

AT THE OFFICE.

I GOT TO GET THE MOUSE

TO HIS REAL PARENTS.

[BABBLING]

CHEESE!

DON'T TOUCH THAT!

THOSE DARN CATS!

STILL AT IT.

I'LL SHOW THEM.

BOY!

[HICCUPS]

DID THAT MOUSE GROW!

WELL, NOTHING LIKE THIS

EVER HAPPENED:

ON MY SIDE:

OF THE FAMILY.

[SPLASH]

YOUR MIND:

IS SUCH A SIMPLE THING,

YOUR WISH:

I CAN FORETELL.

YOU'RE WISHING

FOR A HUSBAND:

AND THE RING:

OF A WEDDING BELL.

YES.

OH, IF IT ISN'T PRISSY.

YES.

OH, PRISSY,

YOU DON'T KNOW

HOW LUCKY YOU ARE

NEVER TO HAVE:

HAD CHILDREN.

THEY'RE SUCH A TRIAL.

HEE HEE HEE!

THAT ALWAYS BURNS HER UP.

HEE HEE HEE!

YOU KNOW, JUNIOR

SCRATCHED A LITTLE TODAY

FOR THE FIRST TIME.

WONDERFUL!

HE'LL BE CROWING

NEXT THING YOU KNOW.

DON'T TOUCH MY CHILD!

WHAT, THE VERY IDEA!

THE NERVE OF HER!

WHY DOESN'T SHE HAVE

HER OWN CHILDREN?

OH, MY DEAR,

SHE'D NEVER LAND A MAN.

SHE'S TOO MUCH

OF A D-R-I-P,

IF YOU KNOW:

WHAT I MEAN.

HEY, HAZEL.

LOOK WHO'S

GOING TO LOOK:

FOR A HUSBAND.

NOT PRISSY?

OH, HA HA HA!

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