Daffy Duck's Movie: Fantastic Island Page #6

TO HAVE MY WEAKNESS

EXPOSED IN FRON OF ALL THESE PEOPLE.

WHAT IF I AM A COWARD?

AT LEAS I'M A LIVE COWARD.

TAKE THE MAP.

NOW TO FIND THE TREASURE.

LET'S SEE NOW...

"WALK 10 PACES NORTH,

NORTHEAST.

1...2...

3...

4, 5, 6, 7...

8, 9...

iARRIBA, ARRIBA, ARRIBA!

iARRIBA! iANDELE!

[WISHING WELL]

OUCH! OUT, INFIDEL.

POLLUTE NO MY WHOLESOME WELL.

iARRIBA, ARRIBA, ARRIBA!

iARRIBA! iANDELE!

[GRUNTING]

WELL, GET OU OF MY WAY!

I'LL CATCH THA RODENT VARMINT.

THE ONLY TWO THINGS

A PIRATE WILL RUN FOR

IS MONEY:

AND PUBLIC OFFICE.

iARRIBA! iANDELE!

OOPS!

I GOT IT!

I GOT IT!

I GOT IT!

SLOW DOWN,

YOU CANTANKEROUS CUSS!

LET GO OF MY MAP,

YOU DUCK-BILLED PLATYPUS!

HEY, BOSS,

WATCH OUT FOR THE VOLCANO!

HOT ROCKS!

YOU'LL GET HOT FOOTS!

OW!

OW!

OW!

OW!

AAH!

OOH!

YEOW!

YEOW!

[BLOWING ON THEIR FEET]

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DONE,

YOU FLEA-BRAINED VARMINT!

YOU RUINED MY MAP!

MAP?

ONLY HE WHO HOLDS THE MAP

IS POSSESSOR OF THE WELL.

THE ISLAND'S

CHANGING BACK:

TO WHAT IT WAS!

MAYBE THAT STUPID WELL'S

GOT ONE MORE WISH LEF IN IT.

I SUSPECT NOT.

HOW ABOUT JUST ONE

TEENSY-WEENSY WISH?

JUST ONE?

THERE ARE SOME WISHES

IN THE WELL.

IN TRUTH,

THEY NUMBER THREE.

USE THESE THREE WISHES

WISELY, FRIENDS,

FOR THEY ARE THE LAS THERE WILL BE.

DID YOU HEAR THAT,

FELLAS?

THE WELL HAS:

GRACIOUSLY CONSENTED

TO GIVE US:

THREE MORE WISHES.

ISN'T THAT SWELL?

iMARVELOUSOMENTE!

YOU COULD WISH:

FOR E.T. TO GET HOME.

THREE WISHES.

THAT'S ONE APIECE.

SPEEDY CAN WISH:

THE FIRST ONE,

ME THE SECOND,

SAM THE THIRD.

LISTEN. MY STOMACH

SHE IS GRUMBLING.

I WISH I HAD:

A BIG FAT BURRITO.

I NEVER SAW A BURRITO

THAT LOOKED SO GOOD

LIKE THIS.

HOW CAN YOU MAKE

A STUPID WISH LIKE THAT?

I WISH THAT BURRITO

WOULD STICK ON:

YOUR DUMB NOSE.

FRIJOLE!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

TAKE HIM OFF QUICK!

I CAN'T BREATHE

NOTHING BUT BURRITO!

WELL, SAM, THERE'S

ONLY ONE THING:

TO DO.

USE THAT THIRD WISH

TO GET THAT BURRITO

OFF HIS NOSE.

IT'S THE ONLY

HUMANE THING TO DO.

DON'T YOU THINK SO,

SAM?

SAM? SAM!

TOO LATE, DUCK.

I ALREADY WISHED

FOR A PIRATE SHIP.

AFTER I SINKS:

A CERTAIN PESKY RABBIT,

I'LL COME BACK

AND PICK YOU UP!

OOH, YOU'RE DESPICABLE!

[WISHING WELL]

AND NOW I SAY,

WITHOUT THE JOKES...

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

WARNER BROS.

WARNER BROS.

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