Dead Man's Shoes Page #2
You dirty bastard.
F*** off.
F*** you.
All right, I'm off.
I'm off, Gage.
Are you sure
you can make it?
Yeah.
I'll strut my way
and all that.
You must be
f***ing cursed.
I'll f***ing
nightmare you.
See you in a bit, yeah?
See you in a bit.
Hey, take care.
See you in a bit.
Say hello to Sonny.
Yeah, I will, mate.
Oh, man, he's off
his f***ing trolley.
Have you seen him?
F***in' hell.
F***in' hell, man.
F***in' hell! Tuff!
Tuff!
Listen!
There's a man
standing at the door
with massive eyes.
It looks like his
f***ing eyes are on fire.
Come on. Come on.
He was still down there.
Shh!
He was... He was
still there.
He had a mask.
He had a mask.
His eyes were massive!
Like an elephant.
Well, where is he?
He was still there
when the door closed.
He had this big
suit on, man.
Massive eyes, man,
I'm telling you.
You think this is
funny, Herbie?
You guys really run
around like fools,
either of you.
I ain't jokin'.
What can I say?
I'm not
making it up!
He had massive eyes!
I'm stopping
here tonight.
You're not stopping
at my house.
I'm stopping here.
Just let me
stop here!
I'm not gonna
piss about, am I?
Get your f***ing
stuff and get...
F***in' hell, man.
What the f***'s that?
What the f*** was
I telling you?
He f***ing broke
into me f***ing flat.
Hey!
Hey!
Where's Sonny's gear?
We'll find you,
bastard!
What's up?
Where's Sonny's
gear, man?
We'll find you!
F***in' hell.
Where was it, man?
It was on
the f***ing table.
Where's Sonny's gear?
Check your pockets.
Check your pockets.
I don't f***ing
have it.
I didn't go out
with it, did I?
Check 'em anyway,
you twat!
These just fell down.
Haven't got the food.
What was her name?
Cynthia.
No. Ruby. Ruby.
No.
She had a break,
and it broke in two.
That was a dog.
She's a f***ing dog!
Spoke with her
for 21/2 hours.
You lay the f*** off.
You fell asleep.
You fell asleep.
Fell a-f***in'- sleep.
Get in the door.
You fell asleep.
Listen, you f***in' A.
# It's all right #
# I'm feeling strange #
# When monkey ran high #
# I feel it coming #
# Something new #
# Never thought I'd find
another man like that #
# Yeah #
Man, I was
enjoying that.
Right, Herbie, I think you
better tell him, innit?
I've gotta tell him?
It's your story.
Well, I know.
You guys can help tell it.
Well, we don't know it, do we?
We don't know the story.
Just tell him
the gear's gone.
End of story.
Full stop.
Straight in
with that.
He's gonna think
I'm on it, isn't he?
You're supposed to give him
the bad news first, man.
'Cause you can't
do anything about it.
Just tell him
about the drugs, man.
He's figuring it's funny.
He's gonna go apeshit over that.
The flat's been trashed,
it's been painted
on the wall.
Yeah, tell him about
the elephant, what?
Don't mention
the elephant.
Don't mention
the elephant,
Herbie. Honestly.
Give a shout.
Give a shout.
Sonny, mate?
Sonny, it's
like an emergency.
Gotta tell you somethin'.
Well, he's banging about
now, is he?
We're coming back.
Banging?
What are you...
Who's banging on
the f***ing door? You, eh?
What's all here?
I didn't bang
on the door, man.
Well?
Are you all right, mate?
I'm all right.
What you want?
Sonny, we need to
have a word inside.
We'll have a word.
What you want?
Well, go inside, eh?
Best we go inside, Sonny.
It won't take long,
mate.
Get in.
We need to speak
to you.
Eh?
Not out here, man.
All right,
who banged on the door?
I didn't
bang on the door.
Herbie, don't...
Who banged on the door?
I don't know.
I didn't bang on the door.
Herbie, I'm gonna
ask you one more time.
I didn't do it, man.
I didn't bang on your door.
F***ing pills
and everything.
How many pills?
What are they?
Put a few of these in?
Yeah.
Do you know why people
give kids drugs?
So they can
control their minds.
Because they're f***ing
weak-minded themselves.
They're not even
animals, mate.
F*** it.
I'll just put all that in.
Look at that, mate.
F***in' hell.
That's acid.
Yeah.
What you gonna
do with it?
I'm gonna give 'em
a super-duper f***in' dose.
I'm gonna send 'em
to space, man.
Yeah.
The space you ain't
f***ing coming back
though, baby.
No.
Cheeky bastard, though,
wreckin' our flat.
Did you see
what he did to his face?
Come in and
put that on his face.
He don't even nit-know,
do you know what I mean?
You know what I think,
he's maybe f***in'
mental bastard...
If he can get in here
and do that one...
He can do what he wants.
He's trained, man. I told ya.
He's not gonna
buy this story anyway.
He's pissed off.
Oh, here
he comes.
Aye, Sonny.
How's it goin' now, man?
Still a little bit there.
Well, I thought
we had a deal, fellas.
What do you mean,
a deal?
That's not us.
We ain't done that.
He came 'round me flat, man.
He came 'round me flat
and wrecked it.
Put all this writing
on the wall.
Smashed me lamp.
Have you touched my gear?
Have you been
using my gear, mate?
We went out the flat,
left it on the table
for five minutes.
Hav you been usin'...
I'm not asking you that.
I'm askin' if you've
been usin' the gear.
No, I don't get off
your gear, we sell it.
I don't touch it.
Tuff?
I ain't touched it, man.
I ain't touched it.
He's seen the geezer.
Tell 'em, Herbie.
That's what I'm sayin'.
This guy follows us all day.
We go bang off the edge,
we see the elephant...
It's an elephant? Eh?
Elephant?
F***.
Fire away, mate.
Fast as you can.
Go on.
So, at the club,
the other night,
and he said
that and stuff,
he followed me...
Said what?
He called me a c*nt.
Okay.
And I saw him
earlier in the day, mate.
Out the back of your club
when I come and seen you.
He was at my club?
Yeah, he was
at your club at the back.
Same fellow?
Same guy.
But I'm thinking
about this all day, man,
'cause it's weird,
you know what I mean?
So that's when, you know,
I went to Tuff's
to just chill out, man,
you know what I mean?
Sort me head out and stuff.
And that's when
I come downstairs,
and this thing's there,
it's right there
at the glass, mate.
What's this thing?
This elephant thing.
F***in' hell.
I told him not to mention
f***in' elephants.
Now, the problem I have
is my gear's gone,
and you're talkin'
about elephants, okay?
Just nice and easy,
tell me what it is,
and we'll deal.
I'm saying...
Who is the elephant man?
It's... It's...
Anthony's brother, innit?
It's Anthony's brother.
I swear man.
I swear, it's Anthony's
brother Richard.
Hello. Hello.
...and you talked to me,
and you become my friend,
and then you let
these f***ing idiots
maul you and touch you
and feel you?
What's wrong with you?
You know why
your brother left?
Because you are a retard.
That's what he told me.
That's what he told
the neighborhood.
"My brother Anthony
is a f***ing retard,
"so I'm going to go
into the army
and I'm gonna run
a f***ing million miles away. "
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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