Der Führer's Face

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GERMAN SOLDIER CHORUS

When der Führer says

"We is de master race"

We Heil! Heil!

Right in der Führer's face.

Not to love der Führer

is a great disgrace.

So we Heil! Heil!

Right in der Führer's face.

(A marching band comprised of Axis soldiers is seen playing the tune.)

GERMAN SOLDIER CHORUS

When Herr Goebbels says

"We own the world and space"

We Heil! Heil!

Right in Herr Goebbels' face.

When Herr G�

ring says

"They'll never bomb dis place"

We Heil! Heil!

Right in Herr G�

ring's face

GERMAN SOLDIER 1

Is we not the supermen?

JAPANESE SOLDIER

Aryan pure supermen?

GERMAN SOLDIER 2

Ja, we is the supermen.

GERMAN SOLDIER 3

Super duper supermen.

GERMAN SOLDIER 1

In this Nutzi Land so good

would you leave it if you could?

ALL GERMAN SOLDIERS

Ja, this Nutzi land is good.

GERMAN SOLDIER 4

We would leave it if we could.

GERMAN SOLDIER 3

We bring the world new order (Plays flute).

JAPANESE SOLDIER

(While waving the empire of Japan's flag) Heil! Hitler's world to order.

(the trombonist plays a note, pulling back the slide mechanism into a German soldier's backside, he marches along with the others.)

GERMAN SOLDIER CHORUS

Everyone of foreign race

will love der Führer's face

When we bring to the world disorder!

(The animation pans to a pink house, showing DONALD DUCK sleeping as the GERMAN SOLDIER CHORUS begins its propaganda song refrain.)

GERMAN SOLDIER CHORUS

When der Führer says

"We is de master race"

We Heil! Heil!

Right in der Führer's face.

Not to love der Führer

is a great disgrace.

So we Heil! Heil!

Right in der Führer's face.

(DONALD DUCK subconsciously heils Hitler before his alarm clock, with all the numbers replaced with swastikas, goes off. He smashes it, but a wooden clock with Hitler's face replacing the bird chimes, prompting Donald to throw a boot at it, scene transition to outside, where even the rooster heils Hitler, back to DONALD DUCK's house, he pulls the window screen down to try and block out the song and continue to sleep.)

DONALD DUCK:

(To the chorus) Oh, shut up!

(But a German soldier cuts the screen with his bayonet and pokes Donald with it.)

GERMAN SOLDIER 5

Heraus! Schweinehund! [Out! Pig Dog!] (Localized to Get Up! Pig Dog! (Pig Dog being a derogatory insult that the Germans use!))

(Donald gets up and we see that he has the Axis Power leaders' pictures on his wall.)

DONALD DUCK:

Heil Hitler! Heil Hirohito! Heil Mussolini!

(After heiling, Donald tries to amble tiredly back to his bed, but a German soldier throws a bucket of water at him.)

GERMAN SOLDIER 6

Nix! Komm Heraus! [Nix! Get Out!] (Localized to Get out there! (to work)) Into the clothes get!

(Donald begrudgingly puts on his uniform behind one of those folding screens, which also has a swastika humorously emblazoned on it, he is heard muttering incoherently behind the screen.)

DONALD DUCK:

Oh Boy, oh boy, am I hungry!

(He opens up a secret safe behind a picture of Hitler, looking around before sneakily taking out a coffee pot with a single bean in it. He brews this single bean. He sees a guard outside and puts the bean in the pot, and the pot back into the safe. He then takes out a perfume that says "Aroma de Bacon & Eggs" and squirts it into his mouth. He then pulls out what looks like a loaf of bread from a hidden drawer and tries to cut off a slice with a saw and then eat it. It looks like the bread is made out of wood. GERMAN SOLDIER 7 comes in with a copy of "Mein Kampf" attached to his bayonet.)

GERMAN SOLDIER 7

Hier [Here]! Improve the mind!

(The soldier sets down a copy of Adolf Hitler's book, Mein Kampf, onto Donald's table.)

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