Descendants

Once upon

a time, long, long ago...

well, more like 20 years ago...

belle married her beast

in front of 6,000

of their closest

personal friends.

Big cake.

Yeah, so instead of a honeymoon,

beast united all of the kingdoms

and got himself elected king of

the United States of Auradon.

He rounded up all the

villains and sidekicks...

basically all the really

interesting people...

and he booted them off

to the isle of the lost

with a magical barrier

to keep them there.

This is my hood.

No magic.

No wi-fi.

No way out. Or so I thought.

Hang on,

you're about to meet us.

But first this happened.

Sleeve. Head.

Ah-ha.

How is it possible

that you're going to be

crowned king next month?

You're just a baby!

- He's turning 16, dear.

- Hey, pops.

16? That's far too young

to be crowned king.

I didn't make a good decision

until I was at least 42.

Uh, you decided to marry me

at 28.

Ah, it was either you

or a teapot.

Kidding.

Mom, dad...

ah! Nn-nnh!

I've chosen my first

official proclamation.

I've decided that the children

on the isle of the lost

be given a chance

to live here in Auradon.

Every time I look out

to the island,

I feel like

they've been abandoned.

The children of our sworn

enemies, living among us?

We start out

with a few at first,

only the ones

who need our help the most.

I've already chosen them.

Have you?

I gave you a second chance.

Who are their parents?

Cruella de vil...

Jafar...

Evil queen...

And maleficent.

- Ah!

- Maleficent!

She is the worst villain

in the land!

- Dad, just hear me out here.

- I won't hear of it.

- Oh, Oh.

- They are guilty of unspeakable crimes.

Dad, their children

are innocent.

Don't you think they deserve

a shot at a normal life?

Dad?

I suppose their children

are innocent.

Well. Well done.

Shall we?

They say I'm trouble

They say I'm bad

They say I'm evil

And that makes me glad

A dirty no-good

Down to the bone

Your worst nightmare

Can't take me home

So I got some mischief

In my blood

Can you blame me?

I never got no love

They think I'm callous

A lowlife hood

I feel so useless

Misunderstood

Mirror, mirror on the wall

Who's the baddest

of them all?

Welcome to my wicked world

Wicked world

I'm rotten

to the core, core

Rotten to the core

I'm rotten

to the core, core

Who could ask for more?

I'm nothing

like the kid next

- Like the kid next door...

- Oh!

- I'm rotten to the...

- Oh!

I'm rotten to the

I'm rotten to the core...

Call me a schemer

Call me a freak

How can you say that?

I'm just unique

What, me a traitor?

Ain't got your back?

Are we not friends?

- What's up with that?

Hey!

So I'm a misfit

So I'm a flirt

I broke your heart?

I made ya hurt?

The past is past

Forgive, forget

The truth is

You ain't seen

nothing yet...

Come back with my apple!

Mirror, mirror on the wall

Who's the baddest

of them all?

Welcome to my wicked world

Wicked world...

Come on!

I'm rotten

to the core, core

Rotten to the core

I'm rotten

to the core, core

Who could ask for more?

I'm nothing

like the kid next

Like the kid next door

I'm rotten to the

I'm rotten to the

I'm rotten to the core.

Hmm.

Hi, mom.

Stealing candy, Mal?

I'm so disappointed.

It was from a baby.

Ah!

That's my nasty little girl.

Give it back

to the dreadful creature.

- Mom...

- It's the deets, Mal,

that make the difference

between mean and truly evil.

When I was your age,

- I was cursing entire kingdoms.

- "Cursing entire kingdoms."

You. Walk with me.

See, I'm just,

just trying to teach you

the thing that really counts...

how to be me.

I know that.

And I'll do better.

Oh! There's news!

I buried the lede.

You four have been chosen

to go to a different school...

In Auradon.

Whoa! Oh, Oh, Oh!

What? I'm not going

to some boarding school

filled to the brim

with prissy pink princesses!

And perfect princes. Ugh.

Yeah, and I don't do uniforms.

Unless It's leather.

You feel me?

I read somewhere that they

allow dogs in Auradon.

Mom said they're

rabid pack animals

who eat boys who don't behave.

- Woof!

- Yeah, mom, we're not going.

Oh, you're thinking small,

pumpkin.

It's all about world domination.

Knuckleheads!

Mal...

You will go.

You will find

the fairy godmother

and you will bring me back

her magic wand.

Easy peasy.

What's in it for us?

Matching thrones.

Hers-and-hers crowns.

Um, I... I think she meant us.

It's all about you and me, baby.

Do you enjoy watching

innocent people suffer?

- Well, yeah. I mean, who doesn't...

- Well, then get me the wand

and you and I can see

all that and so much more.

And with that wand

and my scepter,

I will be able to bend both

good and evil to my will!

- Our will.

- Our will, our will.

And If you refuse,

you're grounded for the

rest of your life, missy.

What... mom...

Fine. Whatever.

- I win.

- Evie.

My little evil-ette

in training,

you just find yourself

a prince with a big castle

and a mother-in-law wing.

And lots and lots of mirrors!

- Ah!

- No laughing. Wrinkles.

Oh, well, they're not

taking my Carlos,

- because I'd miss him too much.

- Really, mom?

Yes. Who would touch up

my roots,

fluff my fur, and scrape

the bunions off my feet?

Yeah, maybe a new school

wouldn't be the worst thing.

Oh, Carlos,

they have dogs in Auradon.

Oh, no! I'm not going!

Well, Jay isn't going either.

I need him to stock

the shelves in my store.

What did you score?

Oh. Ooh.

A lamp.

Dad.

- I already tried.

- Ah!

Evie's not going anywhere

until we get rid

of this unibrow, hmm?

What is wrong with you all?

People used to cower

at the mention of our names!

For 20 years, I have searched

for a way off this island.

For 20 years, they have

robbed us from our revenge...

- revenge on snow white and

her horrible little men. - Ow!

- Revenge on Aladdin and his bloated genie!

- I will...

pop! - Revenge on every

sneaky dalmatian

that escaped your clutches.

Oh, but they didn't get baby.

They didn't get the...

They didn't get the baby!

And I, maleficent...

The evilest of them all,

I will finally have my revenge

on sleeping beauty

and her relentless

little prince.

- Villains!

- Yes.

Yes?

- Our day has come.

- Hmm.

- E.Q., give her the magic mirror.

- Yeah.

This is your magic mirror?

Yeah, well, it ain't

what it used to be,

but then again, neither are we!

- It will help you find things.

- Like a prince?

- Like my waistline.

- Like the magic wand! Hello!

- Hello. - My spell book. My book.

I need my... that book.

Oh, ah! The safe. The safe.

Queen, help me!

I never can figure this thing out.

Voil.

My spell... come, darling. Come.

Oh... ooh! Oh, Oh.

There she is. It doesn't work

here, but it will in Auradon.

Remember? When we were spreading

evil and ruining lives.

Like it was yesterday.

And now you will be

making your own memories

by doing exactly as I tell you.

Door.

Oh.

Whoo! Let's

get this party started!

Carlos! Come.

Who is the fairest of them all?

- Me.

- Ah!

- You.

- Yes! Let's go.

- Now, recite our mantra.

- There's no team in "I".

Oh, run along.

You're making me tear up.

- My bag.

- Yeah.

- Dad!

- Coming!

The future of the free world

rests on your shoulders.

Don't blow it.

Mal!

Ah! Smells like common folk.

Come back here, now!

Carlos!

Ingrate.

Bye-bye.

The jackals have landed.

Bring home the gold!

Bring home a puppy.

Bring home a prince.

You're looking

a little washed out.

- Let me help you out.

- Ew, stop.

I'm plotting.

Well, It's not very attractive.

Oh!

These! It's salty like nuts,

but It's sweet

like I don't know what.

Let me see.

- Ew!

- Ow!

Look!

It's a trap!

What just happened?

It must be magic.

Hey.

Did this little button

just open up the magic barrier?

No, this one opens

the magic barrier.

That one opens my garage.

And this button...

Okay.

Nasty. I like that guy.

Oh! Ah! Ow! Stop!

You got everything else!

Why do you want

whatever this is?

- 'Cause you want it!

- No!

- Give it to me!

- Ow!

- Let go!

- Guys, guys, guys!

We have an audience.

Just cleaning up.

Get up.

Leave it like you found it!

And by that,

I mean just leave it.

Hello, foxy.

The name's Jay.

Welcome to Auradon prep.

I'm fairy godmother,

headmistress.

The fairy godmother?

As in, "Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo"?

Bibbidi-bobbidi. You know it.

Yeah, I always wondered what

it felt like for cinderella

when you just appeared,

out of nowhere,

with that sparkly wand

and warm smile.

- Oh.

- And that sparkling wand.

That was a long time ago.

And as I always say,

"don't focus on the past

or You'll miss the future."

It's so good to finally

meet you all.

- I'm Ben.

- Prince Benjamin.

- Soon to be king.

- You had me at prince.

My mom's a queen,

which makes me a princess.

The evil queen

has no royal status here

and neither do you.

This is Audrey.

Princess Audrey.

His girlfriend.

Right, Bennyboo?

Ben and Audrey are going

to show you all around,

and I'll see you tomorrow.

The doors of wisdom

are never shut.

But the library hours

are from 8:
00 to 11:00.

And as you may have heard, I have

a little thing about curfews.

It is so, so, so good

to finally me... meet you all.

This is a momentous occasion,

and one that I hope

will go down in history...

Is that chocolate?

As the day our two peoples

began to heal.

Or the day that you showed four

peoples where the bathrooms are.

A little bit over the top?

A little more than a little bit.

Well, so much

for my first impression.

Hey! You're Maleficent's

daughter, aren't you?

Yeah, you know what? I totally

do not blame you for your mother

trying to kill my parents

and stuff.

Oh, my mom's aurora. Sleeping...

beauty!

Yeah, I've heard the name.

You know, and I totally

do not blame your grandparents

for inviting everyone

in the whole world

but my mother

to their stupid christening.

- Water under the bridge.

- Totes!

Okay! So, how about a tour?

Yeah? Auradon prep,

originally built

over 300 years ago

and converted into a high school

by my father

when he became king.

Carlos, It's okay.

My father wanted his statue

to morph from beast to man

to remind us that anything

is possible.

Does he shed much?

Yeah, mom won't let him

on the couch.

So you guys have a lot

of magic here in Auradon?

Like wands and things like that?

Yeah, it exists of course,

but It's pretty much retired.

Most of us here

are just ordinary mortals.

Who happened to be kings

and queens.

That's true.

Our royal blood

goes back hundreds of years.

Doug. Doug, come down.

This is Doug.

He's going to help you

with your class schedules

and show you

the rest of the dorms.

I'll see you later, okay?

And If there is anything

you need, feel free to...

ask Doug.

Ha.

Hi, guys. I'm Dopey's son.

As in dopey, doc, bashful,

happy, grumpy, sleepy, and...

- Heigh-ho.

- Evie.

Evil queen's daughter.

Okay. So about your classes,

I, uh, put in

the requirements already...

history of woodsmen and pirates,

safety rules for the Internet,

and, uh, remedial goodness 101.

Let me guess. New class?

Come on, guys,

let's go find our dorms.

Oh, uh, yeah, your dorms

are that way, guys.

Dopey, doc, bashful,

happy, grumpy, sleepy, and...

Sneezy.

Wow. This place is so amaz...

- gross.

- I know, right? Amazingly gross.

Ew.

Ugh! I'm going to need

some serious sunscreen.

- Yeah.

- E.

Whew! That is much better.

Whoo! Whoa! Ah!

Whoa!

Jay, what are you doing?

It's called stealing.

Okay, what's the point?

Well, Mal, It's like

buying whatever I want,

except It's free.

Okay.

So, you could do that,

or you could leave

all of this here

and pick it up

when we take over the world.

You sound just like your mom.

Thank you.

You do it your way

and I'll do it mine.

Die, suckers!

Jay, come check this thing out.

Man, It's awesome.

Guys!

Do I have to remind you

what we're all here for?

Fairy godmother,

blah, blah, blah.

Magic wand, blah, blah, blah.

This is our one chance to prove

ourselves to our parents.

To prove that we are evil

and vicious

and ruthless and cruel. Yeah?

Yeah.

Evie, mirror me.

Mirror, mirror on the...

in my hand,

where is fairy godmother's

wand... stand?

- There it is!

- Zoom out.

Magic mirror, not so close.

Closer. Closer.

Closer.

Can I go back to my game?

I'm on level three.

Stop!

It's in a museum.

Do we know where that is?

2.3 Miles from here.

Come on.

Carlos!

Coming!

Come on.

Check your mirror.

Is my mascara smudged?

Yeah.

And, hey, while you're at it,

why don't you see

If you can find us the wand?

Sure. This way.

That's your mother's spinning wheel?

Yeah, It's kinda dorky.

It's magic.

It doesn't have to look scary.

"Magic spindle, do not linger.

Make my victim prick a finger."

Impressive.

I got chills.

Okay, you know what?

"Prick the finger,

prick it deep.

Send my enemy off to sleep."

Ooh!

Not so dorky now, huh?

Stand back.

"Make it easy, make it quick,

open up without a kick."

Ahh!

Coming?

- Come on, Jay.

- I'm good.

Just trying to help.

Shh.

- Carlos!

- Coming.

So close.

Upstairs.

Come on. Go, go, go, go.

Up, up, up, up, up.

Come on, guys. Almost there.

Yeah.

Mommy?

Killer.

I will never forget

mother's day again.

Well, the wand's not here.

Let's bounce.

Let's go.

The future of the free

world rests on your shoulders.

Don't blow it.

Look at you, look at me

I don't know who to be

Mother

Is it wrong? Is it right?

Be a thief in the night

Mother

Tell me what to do...

Mal. Come on.

Don't be so serious, darling.

I'm sorry.

I was once like you,

my child

Slightly insecure

Argued with my mother, too

Thought I was mature

But I put my heart aside

And I used my head

Now I think

It's time you learned

What dear old mama said

Don't you wanna be evil

like me?

Don't you wanna be mean?

Don't you wanna

make mischief

Your daily routine?

Well, you can spend

your life

Attending to the poor

But when you're evil,

doing less is doing more

Don't you wanna be ruthless

and rotten

And mad?

Don't you wanna be very,

very good at being bad?

I have tried

my whole life long

To do the worst I can

Clawed my way to victory

Built my master plan

Now the time has come,

my dear

For you to take your place

Promise me You'll try to be

An absolute disgrace

Don't you wanna be evil

like me?

Don't you wanna be cruel?

Don't you wanna be nasty

and brutal

And cool?

And when you grab that wand

That's when your reign

begins

Who wants an evil queen

without a sack of sins?

Don't you

wanna be heartless

And hardened as stone?

Don't you wanna be

finger-lickin' evil

To the bone?

This is not

for us to ponder

This was pre-ordained

You and I

shall rule together

Freedom soon regained

Mistress of the universe

Powerful and strong

Daughter, hear me,

help me, join me

Won't you sing along?

Now we're gonna

be evil, It's true

Never gonna think twice

And we're gonna be spiteful

Yes, spiteful, that's nice

In just an hour or two,

our future's safe and sure

This mother/daughter act

is going out on tour

If you wanna be evil

and awful and free

Then you should thank

your lucky star

That you were born

the girl you are

The daughter of

an evilicious queen

Like me!

Hey, I found the wand.

Let's go.

Here it is.

Whoo!

Jay, don't!

Wait, no! No! Don't!

Ah!

A force field and a siren?

That's just a little excessive.

Let's go!

Hurry.

Come on.

Hello? Uh, uh,

just give me one second.

One second.

Uh, yeah, yeah.

No, false alarm.

It was a malfunction in the, uh,

I'm 714 chip

in the breadboard circuit.

Yeah. Okay.

Say hi to the missus.

Carlos!

You're welcome.

Way to go, Jay.

Now we have to

go to school tomorrow.

If someone hands you

a crying baby,

do you, a, curse it?

B, lock it in a tower?

C, give it a bottle?

Or d, carve out its heart?

- Evie.

- What was the second one?

Oh, okay. Anyone else?

Mal?

C, give it a bottle.

Correct. Again.

You are on fire, girl!

Just pick the one that

doesn't sound like any fun.

- Oh.

- That makes so much sense.

Oh...

Oh. Hello, dear one.

Hi. You need to sign off on early

dismissal for the coronation.

Everyone here remembers

my daughter, Jane?

Mom, no!

It's okay.

Jane, this is everyone.

Hi.

That's okay, don't mind me.

As you were.

Ahem. Let's continue.

You find a vial of poison.

Do you, a,

put it in the king's wine?

B, paint it on an apple?

Or c, turn it over

to the proper authorities?

Oh! Ooh... get off.

Jay.

C. You turn it over

to the proper authorities.

I was gonna say that.

But I said it first. Come here!

Ow! - Come on, who said it first?

Who said it first?

- Ow! Stop! Ah!

- Boys.

Boys!

I am gonna encourage you

to use that energy

on the tourney field.

Oh, no. That's okay.

Whatever that is,

We'll... We'll pass.

Jay, Ben, offense.

Chad, you're defense.

- Taylor, you're the shooter.

- Right, coach!

Hey. Hey! Hey, you. Lost boy!

Put your helmet on.

Get out of the kill zone!

- Come on.

- Kill zone? Wha...

Pick it up. Put it on!

Two hands.

Ahh!

Jay, It's me! It's Carlos!

Wait, stop, Jay. Stop!

No, no, no, no. No!

Ahh!

Oh, yeah! Come on, let's go!

Oh! Whoo!

Whoo, whoo! Oh! Oh!

What just happened?

Who is this guy?

You! Get over here!

What do you call that?

I call that raw talent.

Come find me later. I'll show you

something you haven't seen before.

It's called a rule book.

Welcome to the team, son.

You ever thought about band?

I'll work with him, coach.

All right.

Let's run that again.

Whoo!

I'm rotten to the core.

Ow.

I know, I know.

Those kids are trouble.

- Bye, Mal.

- Bye.

Come on, Chad.

Give them a chance.

Oh.

No offense, Bennybear,

but you're just too trusting.

Look, I know your mom

fell in love

with a big nasty beast

who turned out to be a prince.

But with my mom, the evil fairy

was just the evil fairy.

That girl's mother.

I think you're wrong about them.

I'll see you later.

- Hey!

- Hey.

- How was your first day?

- Super.

You should really think

about taking this talent

off the locker

and into art class.

I could, uh, sign you up.

What do you think?

Way to take all the fun

out of it.

Huh.

Hi! It's Jane, right?

Ah, always loved that name.

Jane.

- That's cool.

- Don't go!

I guess I was just kind

of hoping to make a friend.

You probably have all the

friends you need though, huh?

Hardly.

Really? I mean, with your mom

being fairy godmother

and headmistress?

I mean, not to mention

your own, um... personality.

I'd rather be pretty.

You've got great hair.

You know what? I have

just the thing for that.

It's right...

Ah, here.

"Beware, forswear,

replace the old

with brand new hair."

Oh, ah, ah!

Wow!

You almost don't notice your...

Other features anymore.

Do my nose!

Oh, I can't.

I've been practicing,

but you know,

I can't do really big magic.

Not like your mom with her wand.

I mean, one swoosh

from that thing

and you could probably have

whatever features you wanted.

She doesn't use

the wand anymore.

She believes the real magic

is in the books.

And not the spell books,

regular books with history

and stuff.

What a rip.

Yeah.

You know, she used magic

on cinderella,

who wasn't even

her real daughter.

Doesn't she love you?

Well, of course she does.

It's... It's just,

you know, tough love.

"Work on the inside,

not the outside."

You know, that sort of thing.

That's the face!

Yeah, and then just look

as If your...

your heart is about to break.

"Oh, mother,

I just don't understand

why you can't

make me beautiful, too."

- Think it would work?

- Yeah.

I mean, that's what

old Cindy did, right?

And your mother

Bibbidi-bobbidi-booed

the living daylights out of her.

And, hey, If your mom

does decide to, you know,

break out the old wand,

invite me.

If I can convince mom,

you're so there.

Yay.

Bye.

Bye.

Any chance he's in line

for a throne?

Anywhere in line?

Chad. Prince charming, Jr.

Cinderella's son.

Chad inherited the charm,

but not a lot of there

there, know what I mean?

Looks like there there to me.

Evie.

Perhaps this is just

review for you.

So tell me, what is the average

atomic weight of silver?

Atomic weight?

Uh, well, not very much.

I mean, It's an atom, right?

Let's see.

How do I find the average

atomic weight of silver?

That would be 106.905

times .5200,

plus 108.905

times .4800,

which, Mr. delay, would give us

107.9 am...

- "Amu"?

- I forget.

- Always a mistake to underestimate...

- A villain?

Don't make it again.

Okay. Carlos,

we're gonna do some sprints.

You ready?

Oh! Ah!

No, wait!

- Sweet!

- No! Ah!

Carlos? Carlos!

No, stop!

- Carlos!

- Ben?

- Ben?

- Whoa-Whoa-Whoa!

Ben, help me!

This thing is a killer!

He's gonna chase me down

and rip out my throat.

This is a vicious,

rabid pack animal!

- Hey, who told you that?

- My mother.

- Cruella?

- She's a dog expert. A dog yellerer.

- Why are you holding him?

- He's gonna attack you!

Carlos, you've never

actually met a dog, have you?

- Of course not.

- Dude, meet Carlos.

Carlos, this is dude.

He's the campus mutt.

He doesn't look like

a vicious, rabid pack animal.

Jeez.

You're a good boy, aren't you?

You're a good boy.

I guess you guys have it

pretty rough on the island.

Yeah.

Let's just say we don't

get a lot of belly rubs.

Good boy.

I mean, you're a good runner.

- You're... you're fast, you know.

- Oh. Yeah.

- Thank you.

- Yeah.

Listen, I'm gonna give

you guys some space, yeah?

You guys get to know each other

and just, you know,

- come find me when you're done, okay?

- Okay.

- I'll see you later.

- See you out there.

Hi. Hi.

Oh! Thank you.

Is everybody at home

as pretty as you?

I like to think

I'm the fairest of them all.

How many rooms in your castle?

Oh! Too many to count.

You really nailed

that chemistry problem today.

You're gonna have all

the nerds in love with you.

- I'm not that smart.

- Oh, come on.

No, really, I'm not.

But I'm... I'm really good at

sewing and cooking and cleaning.

You know, like your

mother, cinderella,

without the ratty dress.

See this?

If I ask it where

something is, it tells me.

- Are you kidding me?

- No.

Where's my cell phone?

It won't work for you, silly.

No biggie. My dad will

just get me a new one.

- Prince charming.

- Yeah.

- And cinderella.

- Yeah.

Fairy godmother.

Hey, I heard her wand

is in some boring museum.

Do they always leave it there?

I'd really like to talk, but...

I'm just swamped.

- Unless...

- Unless?

If you could knock all my

homework out along with yours,

then maybe we could

get together sometime...

- Hang.

- Okay.

- Thanks, babe.

- Yeah.

Bye.

- I couldn't help but overhear...

- Are you stalking me?

Technically... yes.

I, too, have a fascination

with fairy godmother's wand.

Which is another reason I look

forward to the coronation.

Perhaps we could sit next to each

other and discuss its attributes.

Are you saying they

use it in the coronation?

Yes. And asking you out.

Mom said, "If a boy

can't see the beauty within",

then he's not worth it."

Can you believe it?

- What world does she live in?

- Auradon.

- Mal, do you like?

- Yeah. It's cute.

- It brings out your eyes.

- I know.

- I'll never get a boyfriend.

- Boyfriends are overrated.

And how would you know, Mal?

You've never had one.

It's 'cause I don't need one, e.

They're a waste of time.

I forgot to do Chad's homework!

Oh, no! Oh, no, no, no.

And that is exactly what I mean.

Hey, guys! I'm Lonnie.

My mom's Mulan?

No? Anyways, I love what

you've done with Jane's hair.

And I know you hate us,

and, well, you're evil.

But do you

think you could do mine?

Why would I do that for you?

- I'll pay you 50 dollars.

- Good answer.

I need to buy more material.

Let's see, I'm thinking,

we lose the bangs,

maybe some layers

and some highlights.

Yeah, yeah. I want it cool.

- Like Mal's.

- Really? The split ends, too?

Okay...

"Beware, forswear, replace

the old with cool hair."

I know. I know.

It looks like a mop

on your head.

You know what?

Let's cut it off,

- layer it...

- No, no, no, no, no, no!

- I love it.

- You do?

It's just...

Now I'm cool.

Like ice.

What did I just do?

Mom's gonna kill me!

I could really use

a tough guy like you.

The team's a bunch of princes,

If you know what I mean.

You're telling me.

It's all, "after you, old chum."

Oh, pardon me,

did I bump into you?"

Where I come from It's,

"prepare to die, sucker!"

As my father Says,

"the only way to win"

- is to make sure everyone else loses!

- Jay!

- Jay, Jay, Jay!

- "You rip..."

let me explain a team.

Uh, It's like a family.

You do not want to be

at my house at dinner time.

Okay, okay, um...

You know how a body has

a lot of different parts?

The legs, elbows, ears.

But they all need each other.

Well, that's what a team is...

different players

who work together to win.

Make any sense?

Can I be the fist?

Yo-ho-ho!

Hey!

Did your plan work with Jane? Are

you going over to see the wand?

Do you think that I would be going

through every single spell in this book.

If I hadn't

completely struck out?

- Oh, someone's in a bad mood.

- My mom's counting on me!

I can't let her down!

We can do this...

If we stick together.

And we won't go back

until we do.

Because we're rotten...

- To the core.

- Oh, yeah.

I found out that fairy godmother

blesses Ben with the wand

at coronation

and we all get to go.

I have nothing to wear,

of course.

- What?

- Hold that thought.

Hey, Mal.

I didn't see you guys today.

I was just wondering If you had

any questions or anything...

That... you needed...

Not that I know of.

Okay. All right.

Well, uh, If you need

anything, just, uh...

Oh, wait!

Um, is it true that we all

get to go to your coronation?

- Yeah, the whole school goes.

- Wow.

That is beyond exciting.

Do you think

that It's a possibility

that the four of us

could stand in the front row

next to the fairy godmother,

just so we could

soak up all that goodness?

I wish you could.

Up front It's just me,

my folks, and my girlfriend.

And your girlfriend?

- Yeah. I'm sorry.

- Okay. Thanks, bye.

Oh, but, no,

there's plenty of...

I think It's time

that Bennyboo got himself

a new girlfriend.

And I need a love spell.

All right. It Says that

we still need one tear,

and I never cry.

- Let's just chop up some onions.

- No.

It Says that we need

one tear of human sadness.

And this love potion

gets the best reviews,

so we have to follow it exactly.

- A tear's a tear.

- That's not true, Jay.

They both have

antibodies and enzymes,

but an emotional tear

has more protein-based hormones

- than a reflex tear.

- Listen to you.

- Yeah, I knew that.

- Did not.

Yeah, I did.

There you are, Mal!

I was looking for you.

You know, all the girls

want you to do their hair!

Midnight snack, huh?

- What you guys making?

- Nothing special. Just cookies.

- Oh, no, no!

- Wait, wait, wait!

- What? I'm

not gonna double dip.

Feel anything?

Yeah, like maybe it

might be missing something?

Hey, there.

- It could use some chips.

- Chips?

And those are...

Chocolate chips.

Just the most

important food group.

Wait, didn't your moms

ever make you guys,

like, chocolate chip cookies?

Like, when you're feeling sad,

and they're fresh from the oven,

with a big old glass of milk,

and she just makes you laugh

and puts everything

into perspective and...

why are you all

looking at me like that?

It's just different

where we're from.

Yeah, I know. I just,

you know, I thought...

Even villains love their kids.

Oh...

How awful.

Yeah, well, big bummer,

but we have to get

these into the oven,

so thank you so much

for coming by.

Really, really

have a good night.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Evil dreams.

Good night.

See you tomorrow.

Okay, boys, cookie sheet.

- Evie, oven.

- Yes, ma'am.

- Look, It's Mal.

- Hi, Mal!

Love my hair, Mal!

Are you feeling

kind of weird about this?

I mean, It's not

so bad here, you know.

Are you insane?

Long live evil! You're mean!

You're awful! You're bad news!

Snap out of it!

Thanks, Mal.

I needed that.

Do you think they

actually paid for those?

Oh, hello.

The name's Jay.

You all going to the

tourney game tonight?

Yeah.

Keep a lookout

for number eight, all right?

- Scoring the winning goal.

- Okay.

She did it to Jane's hair, too,

and fairy godmother's

not happy about it.

- What's the harm?

- It's gateway magic!

Sure, it starts with the hair.

Next thing you know

It's the lips and the legs

and the clothes and then everybody looks

good and then... where will I be?

Listen, Audrey...

I will see you at the game after my

dress-fitting for the coronation, okay?

- Okay.

- Bye, Bennyboo.

Bye.

- Hey, Bennyboo!

- Hey.

I just made a batch of cookies.

Double chocolate chip,

do you want one?

Oh, I, uh, I've got a big game.

I don't eat before a big game.

But thank you so, so much.

Thank you. Next time.

- Next time.

- No, yeah.

I completely understand.

"Be careful of treats offered

by kids of villains."

- No, no, no. - No, I'm sure every kid

in Auradon knows that.

No, that's not it. No, no, no, I...

I really do...

No, I get it.

You're cautious. That's smart.

Oh, well, more for me, I guess.

No, no. Hey...

see that? Totally trust you.

Totally.

- How are they?

- They're good. They're great!

They're amazing!

They're, uh...

I mean, they're chewy

and, and you know, they...

is that walnuts?

I love walnuts.

I mean, uh, you know, the...

The chocolate...

The... the chocolate...

The chocolate chips are...

I'm sorry. Um...

Uh, they're...

They're warm and soft.

And they're sweet...

Mal, have you always had those

little golden flecks in your eyes?

How you feeling, bro?

I feel... I feel...

I feel like...

Like singing your name.

Mal, Mal

- Ohayohay!

- This is a nail-biter, folks.

There's 47 seconds left on

the clock. We're all tied up.

The Sherwood falcons, two.

The fighting knights, two.

What a game between

Auradon's fiercest rivals.

- Get 'em, Chad.

- Thanks, Jay.

The teams get into their huddles

and take up positions along the kill zone.

Akiho! - The dragoneers

have been laying down

- a withering hail of fire.

- You're up.

And now a substitution...

Coach, how about my buddy here?

- Oh, no.

- Not so sure about that.

- Coach, he's been practicing.

- Jay...

And you said yourself a team

is made up of a bunch of parts.

- Jay, I'm not that good.

- Well, he's kind of like my brain.

Come here!

You heard him. Get out there!

Don't worry, bro.

I got your back.

- How about my front?

- Pfft. Get out there.

He's

bringing that hothead Jay in

from the isle of the lost and that little

guy Carlos can barely hold a shield.

Break! - When they

break from their huddles,

this is gonna be

a big moment here.

And the tipoff is ready.

Here we go.

Long pass goes to Jay.

Jay dishes off to prince Ben.

Nice little block by Carlos.

He does a little dancing jig

in his opponent's face.

And now Jay gets the ball back.

Here comes Jay!

Jay, hurdling maneuver

at mid-field.

- I'm open!

- Jay makes a nice pass

to prince Ben

through the kill zone.

- Jay!

- Big block by Chad!

Prince Ben moves over wide,

gives it back to Jay.

He's in the clear! Shot!

Oh, what a save by Philip

the falcons' goalkeeper!

- Come on!

- All right, all right, let's do it!

Come on, guys!

Come on, hustle, hustle!

23 seconds left. You

could cut the tension with a sword.

The long ball

is played into Jay.

Jay, great jump, great leap.

And a great move by Jay.

Big block from Chad.

Jay dishes off to prince Ben.

And then Carlos

with a big block, goes down.

Jay through the kill zone,

picks up Carlos.

Oh, he's being hammered by

dragon fire. Still, going on.

Jay, hurdling maneuver at

mid-field. He's in the clear.

The ball goes back to Jay.

- Hey, Jay!

- Carlos?

Go up!

Ben!

He passes to prince Ben.

He scores!

Prince Ben has won it!

What an unselfish play by Jay!

What a team! Incredible!

And It's the new guys,

Jay and Carlos,

who set up the prince

for the win here.

What a victory!

An absolutely wonderful end

to one of the best games ever.

Here they come, folks. The

winners of the first tourn...

excuse me. Excuse me. Can I

have your attention, please?

There's something

I'd like to say.

- Give me an "m"!

- "M"!

- Give me an "a"!

- "A"!

- Give me an "I"!

- "L"!

- What does that spell?

- Mal!

- Come on, I can't hear you!

- Mal!

I love you, Mal!

Did I mention that?

Oh...

- Give me a beat! Whoo!

- Uno, dos, tres, quatro!

- Oh, my God! Cookie!

- What was in that cookie?

Did I mention that

I'm in love with you?

And did I mention

there's nothing I can do?

And did I happen to say

I dream of you every day

Well, let me

shout it out loud

If that's okay, hey, hey

Hey!

If that's okay

Hey!

I met this girl that rocked my

world like It's never been rocked

Now I'm living just for her

and I won't ever stop

I never thought that it could

happen to a guy like me

But now look at what you've done,

you got me down on my knees

Because my love for you

is ridiculous

- I never knew

- Who knew?

That it could be like this

My love for you is

ridiculous - Ridiculous

My love

is r-I-d-I-c-u-l-o-u-s

R-I-d-I-c-u-l-o-u-s

- It's...

- Ridiculous

- Just...

- Ridiculous

And I would give my kingdom

for just one kiss

Well, did I mention

I'm in love with you?

And did I mention

there's nothing I can do?

And did I happen to say

I dream of you every day

Well, let me shout it

out loud If that's okay

- Yeah, If that's okay

Hey!

I gotta know which way to

go, come on, give me a sign

You gotta show me that you're

only ever gonna be mine

Don't wanna go another

minute livin' without you

'Cause If your heart just isn't

in it, I don't know what I'd do

Because my love for you is

ridiculous - Ridiculous

- I never knew

- Who knew?

That it could be like this

My love for you

is ridiculous

My love

is r-I-d-I-c-u-l-o-u-s

R-I-d-I-c-u-l-o-u-s

- It's...

- Ridiculous

- Just...

- Ridiculous

And I would give my kingdom

for just one kiss

Come on, now! Ho!

Oh, yeah ho!

Yow!

- All right

Hey!

- All right

- Hey!

Because my love for you

is ridiculous

- I never knew

- Who knew?

That it could be like this

My love for you is

ridiculous - Ridiculous

My love

is r-I-d-I-c-u-l-o-u-s

R-I-d-I-c-u-l-o-u-s

- It's...

- Ridiculous

- Just...

- Ridiculous

And I would give my kingdom

for just one kiss

Come on, now!

Oh!

I love you, Mal!

Did I mention that?

- Chad's my boyfriend now!

- Hey!

And I'm going

to the coronation with him.

So I don't need your pity date.

- Whoa! - Mal! Will you go to

the coronation with me?

- Yes!

- She said yes!

Let's go, Ben.

The whole team's

waiting for you.

- Yeah.

- Bye.

Whoo!

What a victory.

What a day

for the Auradon knights,

finally winning back the

trophy after so many years.

- I feel really sorry for Audrey.

- You do?

Yeah.

I feel like If she

were talented like you,

and she knew how

to sew and knew beauty tips,

that she wouldn't need a prince to

make her feel better about herself.

I guess I am kind of talented.

You are definitely gifted.

- Thanks, m.

- Yeah, yeah!

And there he is.

Jay, the most valuable player.

How do you like that?

Hey!

Looking for something?

Thank you, Chad.

It's gratifying to see someone

still respects the honor code.

It will be my recommendation

that you are expelled.

- Mr. delay, I...

- But that isn't fair.

Obviously she wasn't cheating

since she didn't have that...

- Whatever it is.

- It's called a magic mir...

you're not helping. Stop. Maybe

she needed another pencil.

- Actually, I was...

- Really, don't help.

- Please.

- Please.

Well, If you can pass this test,

I'll return your property

and let the matter drop.

For the first time, It's like I'm

more than just a pretty face.

A shocker, huh?

You were pretty great in there.

So were you.

I bet I can get an "a" on the

next test without the mirror.

Yeah. Well, maybe we can get

together and We'll hang out with...

- yeah, let's get together.

- There you are!

- I have been looking for you

literally everywhere! - What's wrong?

Ben just asked me out on...

- ...a date.

- Nice.

- We can handle this. Bye.

- Bye.

- You're looking a little pale.

- Yeah, of course.

- I can fix that with some gloss

and some blush. - No!

- Mal, I can use the...

- No, no, no.

Okay. Easy on the blush.

I don't want to scare him away.

Not that I could.

Please. My mom taught me how to

apply blush before I could talk.

Always use upward strokes.

My mom was never really big

on makeup tips.

- I never had a sister.

- Well, now you do.

We're going to need all the family we

can get If we don't pull this off.

My mother's not a barrel of laughs

when she doesn't get her way.

Just ask snow white.

- Are you afraid of her?

- Sometimes.

Are you afraid of your mom?

I just really want her

to be proud of me.

She gets so angry with me

when I disappoint her.

And sh... yeah, she's my mom,

so I know she loves me...

In her own way.

Moving on. Come see.

- Are we done?

- Yeah.

- Oh.

- I know.

- I look...

- Say it.

- Not hideous.

- Not even close.

For the first time,

I understand the difference

between pretty and beautiful.

I hope you like bikes.

Tell me something about yourself

that you've never told anyone.

Um...

My middle name is Bertha.

- Bertha?

- Yeah.

- Bertha.

- Just my mom doing what she does best.

Being really, really evil.

Mal Bertha.

- Mine's Florian.

- Florian?

- Yeah.

- How princely.

Oh, that's almost worse. BEN: I

mean, you know, It's better than Bertha.

But It's still not...

watch your foot. Yeah.

- Are you good?

- Mm-hmm.

Now, step up. There you go.

- You ready?

- Mm-hmm.

Open.

Go on.

Mm...

- Is this your first time?

- Mm...

We don't really date

much on the island.

It's more like...

Gang activity.

Um, I meant,

is this your first time

eating a jelly donut?

Is it bad?

You got a...

Just a...

- I mean, yeah, do this.

- Mm-hmm.

Gone?

You can't take me

anywhere, I guess.

You know, I've done all

the talking. Your turn.

I really don't know

that much about you.

Tell me something.

Well, I'm 16.

I'm an only child.

And I've only ever

lived in one place.

Me, too. That... we have

so much in common already.

No.

Trust me, we do not.

And now you're gonna be king.

- Yeah.

- What?

A crown doesn't make you a king.

Well, it kind of does.

No, it...

Your mother is mistress of evil

and I've got the poster parents

for goodness.

But we're not

automatically like them.

We get to choose

who we're gonna be.

And right now,

I can look into your eyes and

I can tell you're not evil.

I can see it.

- Let's go for a swim.

- Hm? What? Uh...

- Right now?

- Yeah, right now.

I think

I'm just gonna stay here.

No, no, no. Come on.

I think I'm gonna stay behind

and try a strawberry.

I've literally never tried

a strawberry before.

Mm! Mm...

Don't eat all of them.

Okay.

Ooh!

Mm.

Are those little crowns

on your shorts?

Maybe.

Whoo! Ha-ha!

A million thoughts

in my head

Should I let my heart

keep listenin'?

'Cause up till now

I've walked the line

Nothin' lost

but somethin' missin'

I can't decide

what's wrong, what's right

which way should I go?

If only I knew what my heart

was telling me

Don't know what I'm feeling

Is this just a dream?

Uh-Oh, yeah

If only I could read

the signs in front of me

I could find the way to

who I'm meant to be

uh-Oh

If only

Yeah

Am I crazy?

Maybe we could

Happen

Yeah, will you

still be with me

When the magic's

All run out?

If only I knew what my heart

was telling me

don't know what I'm feeling

is this just a dream?

Uh-Oh

If only

Yeah, If only

Yeah, If only

Yeah, If only

If only.

Ben?

Ben?

Ben!

Ugh!

You scared me!

- You... you can't swim?

- No!

- You live on an island!

- Yeah, with a barrier around it, remember?

Ugh! - And you still

tried to save me.

Yeah.

And do you thank me? No!

All I get is soaking wet!

And, uh, this fancy rock.

It's yours.

Make a wish and throw it

back in the lake.

What...

Uh, Mal...

I told you that I loved you.

What about you?

Do you love me?

I don't know

what love feels like.

Maybe I can teach you.

Children, excuse me.

Um, as you know, uh,

this Sunday is family day

here at Auradon prep.

And because your parents

can't be here due to,

uh, distance,

we've arranged

for a special treat.

I don't see anything,

nor do I hear.

- Kids!

- Is it...

- is it... is...

- Press enter.

Can I please see a remote?

Is this thing on?

- Ugh, It's broken.

- Ugh!

I hate electronic equip...

- Oh!

- Evie, It's mommy. Oh!

Look how beautiful.

Oh, you know what they say,

the poison apple doesn't

fall far from the tree.

- Don't you mean the weeds?

- Ooh! Who's the old bat?

This is fairy godmother.

Still doing tricks

with eggplants?

- I turned a pumpkin

into a beautiful carriage.

You really couldn't give cinderella

till one A.M.? I mean, really.

What, the hamsters had to be back

on their little wheels? -

They were mice! They were

not... they were mice.

- They were not...

- Thank you so much. Thank you.

- They were mice.

- Hi, mom.

Mal!

I m-m-miss you.

You children are never

far from our thoughts.

I got it.

How long must mommy

wait to see you?

Um, there's a big coronation

coming up.

I think sometime probably

after... that.

- When?

- Friday, 10 A.M.

You sure I can't

see you before that?

I don't know what I'll do If I don't

get my hands on that magic wan...

you... you little nugget

that I love so much.

Yes, I completely

understand, mother.

Carlos, is that a dog?

Oh, yes, yes,

baby, I do understand.

It would make the perfect

size for earmuffs.

He's the perfect size for a pet.

Oh! - This dog loves

me, and I love him.

- And fyi, your dog is stuffed!

- Oh!

- So give it a rest!

- Oh-ho! Burn!

Oh! Why don't you go sell a

toaster, you two-bit salesman!

People who talk to stuffed

animals shouldn't throw stones.

Oh, well, people who sell

toasters shouldn't use mixed metaphors.

Enough!

I'm so sorry.

- Thanks for the special treat.

- Of course.

M?

What do you think our parents

are gonna do to us.

If we don't pull this off?

I think they will be

quietly disappointed in us,

but ultimately...

Proud of us for doing our best.

Really?

No, I think we

are definitely goners.

Yeah.

Okay, we all know

what this looks like.

So it'll be up on the dais

under the beast's spell jar,

and We'll be

coming in from here.

I will be in the very front.

You all will be up

in the balcony.

- Okay.

- Carlos?

Okay, so I'll find our limo,

so we can break the barrier,

and, uh, get back on the

island with the wand.

- Perfect. Evie?

- Yeah?

You will use this

to take out the driver.

Two sprays and he'll

be out like a light.

Okay.

M?

You want to break

Ben's love spell?

Yeah.

You know, for after.

I don't...

I've just been thinking,

you know,

when the villains

finally do invade Auradon,

and begin to loot

and kick everyone

out of their castles

and imprison their leaders

and destroy all that is

good and beautiful,

Ben still being in love with me

just seems a little extra...

cruel.

M?

A million thoughts

In my head

Should I let my heart

Keep listening?

I know It's time

to say good-bye

So hard to let go

Ma chere mademoiselle,

it is with deepest pride

and greatest pleasure

that we welcome you tonight.

And now we invite you to relax.

Let us pull up a chair,

as the dining room proudly

presents your dinner...

Be our guest, be our guest

Put our service to the test

Tie your napkin

round your neck, chrie

And We'll provide the

rest - That's right

That's right. - Soup du

jour, hot hors d'oeuvres

Why, we only live

to serve - Whoo!

Try the gray stuff,

It's delicious

- All right!

- Don't believe me?

Ask the dishes - Yeah!

They can sing, sing, sing

They can dance,

dance, dance

After all, miss,

this is France

And a dinner here

is never, never second best

Come on, go on,

unfold your menu

Go on, take a glance

and then You'll

Be our guest, be our guest

Be our guest,

yeah, yeah, come on

Yeah, be our guest,

guest, yeah

Yeah - We

tell jokes, I do tricks

with my fellow candlesticks

And It's all

in perfect taste

That you can bet

Come on and lift your glass

You've won

your own free pass

- To be our guest

If you're stressed

It's fine dining we suggest

Be our guest, be our

guest, be our guest

Yeah

Yeah, uh, come on

Be our guest, be our guest

come on, come on

Be our guest

Oh...

- That was so lovely!

- Oh. Wa...

mm.

- Just here?

- Ready?

Oh, by the way,

I have a new girlfriend.

- Oh!

- Yeah.

Well, I never

wanted to say anything,

but I always thought that Audrey

was a little self-absorbed.

A fake smile,

kind of a kiss-up.

Do we know your new girlfriend?

On the count of three.

One, two...

Well, sort of. Mal!

I gotta go, okay?

- Three!

- Huh?

- Mal? Mal.

- Uh...

I wanna introduce

you to my parents.

Ben.

This is Mal. From the island.

- Mm...

- My girlfriend.

- Hi.

- Hi.

I was thinking maybe

she can join us for lunch.

Of... course.

Any friend of Ben's...

Um, I actually came

with my friends.

Well, you should invite them.

- Because the more the merrier!

- Yeah, I'll go grab them.

Uh, how about a game

of croquet before lunch?

- Huh? Of course.

- Game on.

Game on.

- Have you played before?

- No.

No? You'll be fine.

Whoa.

Come on, dude.

- Here, stand up.

- Come on, dude.

Stand here.

Hey, get them!

Hey, get them!

Nice!

- Hello there.

- Hi.

Now, have we met?

No, I don't think so. I'm new.

I'm sort of like a...

Transfer student.

- Oh, yes.

- Grammy.

Oh, Audrey!

Give grammy a kiss, dear.

- "Grammy"?

- Sleeping beauty's mother.

Grammy, I don't think you want

to be talking to this girl.

Unless you feel like taking

another hundred-year nap.

What?

You!

How are you here?

And how have you

stayed so young?

Queen leah, It's okay. Maleficent

is still on the island.

This is her daughter, Mal.

Don't you remember my proclamation

to give the new generation a chance?

A chance to what, Ben?

Destroy us?

Come on.

You remember, don't you?

The poison apples.

And the spells.

Spells.

My daughter...

Was raised by fairies

because of your mother's curse.

So her first words,

her first steps,

I missed it all!

- You mustn't trust her.

- I'm so so...

go away! Stay away from her!

- Don't do this, Chad.

- What?

They were raised

by their parents, Ben.

What do you think villains

teach their kids? Huh?

Kindness? Fair play?

No way, okay? Uh-uh.

You stole another

girl's boyfriend.

- Hey, hey!

- Oh. You enjoy hurting people.

And you, you're nothing but a

gold digger and a cheater.

Mirror, mirror, in my hand,

who's the biggest

jerk in the land?

What? Come on!

Back off, Chad. All right?

- Back off!

- Chad!

Chad? Chad!

Evie did something to Chad!

- Wake up.

- Check If he's okay.

Come on, Mal.

- Guys!

- Jay!

Chad, wake up!

Come on, Chad.

I feared something

like this would happen.

- This isn't their fault!

- No, son.

It's yours.

Mom?

What happened?

I had this dream...

Hey, guys. How is everyone?

Yeah?

Hey, listen.

Forget about it. All right?

It was nothing.

Forget about it. Let it go.

Tomorrow, after the coronation, I

promise everything will be okay.

I have to go.

I'll see you guys later.

- Listen, evie, I wanna talk about

earlier today. I just... - Doug!

- It's my fault, Doug. I'm sorry.

- No, It's mine.

- Doug!

- What?

- Doug...

- Sorry, I can't.

Okay.

How long does she

think that's gonna last?

- Mal is just the bad girl infatuation.

- Yeah.

I mean, he's never gonna

make a villain a queen.

Beware, forswear,

undo Jane's hair.

Ew!

There's a lot more

where that came from.

Excuse me,

who do you think you are?

Do I look like I'm kidding?

I'm really looking

forward to tomorrow.

Let's grab that wand

and blow this Popsicle stand.

I'm rotten to the core.

At last, here we are,

broadcasting live

from the coronation,

where prince Benjamin

will soon be crowned king!

I'm snow white, bringing you

up to the second coverage

of who's the fairest

of them all.

"I'm snow white."

Who are you kidding?

She's definitely had work done.

Oh.

Oh, me?

Oh, fairy godmother

is looking radiant.

But what is happening

with Jane's hair?

And there

is fairy godmother's wand.

- I want that wand!

- Do you? Hadn't heard.

Oh, and here comes Ben now.

Don't be nervous.

All you have to do is sit there

and look beautiful.

- No problem there.

- Thank you.

Mal, would you wear my ring?

Um... not now.

I think it would probably

just fall right off of me.

- I have something for you.

- For me?

Yeah.

It's just for later, you know,

when you need strength.

Some carbs

to keep up your energy.

Always thinking.

But I can't wait.

- No!

- Mm. Mm...

Mm! This is really good.

- Uh, do you...

- Mal?

- Do you feel okay?

- You bet.

Would you say

that you're still in... that...

that you have very strong

feelings for me?

I'm not sure.

I mean, let's give

the anti-love potion

a few minutes to take effect.

- Yeah...

- Okay.

What?

What? You knew?

That you spelled me? Yeah.

- Yeah, I knew.

- I'm... I can explain myself.

No, look, It's fine. I mean, you had

a crush on me. I was with Audrey.

You didn't trust that it

could happen on its own.

- Am I right?

- Yes.

You're so right.

So, then,

how long have you known?

Since our first date.

Your spell washed away

in the enchanted lake.

So then what?

You've just been...

Faking it since then?

I haven't been faking anything.

- Well, If it isn't...

- My daughter.

- Looking like some kind of...

- Princess!

Now, let's see

who this beauty is wearing.

- Evie.

- Evie! That's my dau... evie!

Someone named evie

designed her gown.

- That's my daughter!

- Oh, wow. She sewed a dress.

Meanwhile,

my girl duped a prince,

and she's this close

to grabbing the magic wand.

Bitter, party of one.

Bitter, party of one.

It's happening, people!

It's happening!

I say, gird your loins!

Gird your loins!

Villains,

our revenge begins today.

About the other day, I just...

I told Ben this

wasn't going to be easy.

You also taught me that a king

has to believe in himself.

- Even when it isn't easy.

- I did?

I... how very wise of me.

Ben, we are very proud of you.

- You keep listening to your heart.

- Thanks, mom.

You're gonna make a fine king.

Wish me luck.

Don't blow it, kiddo.

Do you solemnly swear

to govern the peoples of Auradon

with justice and mercy

as long as you shall reign?

Oh, grab the thing already!

I do solemnly swear.

Then it is my honor and my joy

to bless our new king.

- Yes!

- Oh!

- Yes!

- Yeah!

Oh!

The barrier is broken!

We're free!

Scepter! Now!

Child, what are you doing?!

If you won't make me beautiful,

I'll do it myself!

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!

Take cover!

Careful, Mal!

- Mal, give me the wand.

- Stand back.

- It's okay.

- Ben, I said stand back!

I told you so!

- Let's go!

- Revenge time.

- You really want to do this?

- We have no choice, Ben!

- Our parents...

- Your parents made their choice.

Now you make yours.

I think I want to be good.

- You are good.

- How do you know that?

Because...

Because I'm listening

to my heart.

I want to listen

to my heart, too.

And my heart is telling me

that we are not our parents.

I mean, stealing things

doesn't make you happy.

Tourney and victory pizza

with the team makes you happy.

Yeah!

And you, scratching dude's

belly makes you happy.

Who would've thought?

And evie...

You do not have to play dumb

to get a guy.

You are so smart.

And I don't want to

take over the world with evil.

It doesn't make me happy.

I want to go to school.

And be with Ben.

Because Ben

makes me really happy.

Us being friends

makes me really happy.

Not destroying things.

I choose good, you guys.

I choose good, too.

I choose good.

So, just to be clear,

we don't have to be worried

about how really mad

our parents will be?

Because they're gonna

be really, really mad.

Your parents

can't reach you here.

Okay, then. Good.

Come on.

- I'm back!

- It can't be.

Go away, mother.

- She's funny.

- Oh!

I'm so... you're very funny.

Here.

Wand me. Chop chop.

No!

- Bibbidi-bobbidi...

- Boo.

Psych.

Ooh.

Ooh, in another time,

in another time.

Evil like me,

don't you wanna be mean...

Ow!

Oh. Oh, no.

Someone needs to pluck

their nose hairs.

Where shall we begin?

I know.

Why don't we start

by getting rid of this?

Perfect fit!

Oh, excuse me.

Pardon me. Excuse me.

The horns, the horns!

Aw...

Falling in love is weak...

And ridiculous.

- It's not what you want.

- You don't know what I want!

Mom, have you ever once

asked me what I want?

- I'm not you!

- Oh, obviously.

I've had years and years

and years and...

Years of practice being evil.

You'll get there.

No, I will not.

And I really wish that you

had never gotten there yourself.

Love is not weak or ridiculous.

It's actually really amazing.

I know one thing, young lady.

You have no room for love

in your life!

And now I command,

wand to my hand!

Ha! It worked!

I hardly think so. Frankly, this

is tedious and very immature.

Give me the wand.

Give me the wand!

Hold on, Mal. Maybe good really

is more powerful than evil.

Oh, please!

You're killing me. Arf!

Oh! Oh, the breath!

The breath! Get off me!

Gaston should be jealous.

Enough!

You all will regret this!

Come on. Run, Jay, run!

Hurry, Jay.

Hurry, hurry, hurry!

- Jay!

- Watch it, Jay!

Jay, come on!

Please, Jay! Jay!

Aah!

Magic mirror,

show your bright light!

Behind me, e!

Leave my friends alone!

This is between

you and me, mother.

The strength of evil

is good as none,

when stands before

four hearts as one.

- The strength

of evil is good as none,

when stands before

four hearts as one.

The strength of evil

is good as none,

when stands before

four hearts as one!

Oh!

- What just happened?

- I have no idea.

- Did you do it?

- I don't know.

No, no, no, no.

Your mother did.

She shrank to the size

of the love in her heart.

That's why It's so itty-bitty.

Is she gonna

be like that forever?

Well, forever is a long time.

You learned to love.

So can she.

I believe this belongs to you.

And I believe this...

Belongs to you.

You all have earned yourselves

an "a" in goodness class.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!

Okay, okay! Oh!

We kinda got this

all wrapped up here.

- Oh...

- Yeah, let's go.

Oh!

- Next time, I rescue you, okay?

- Yeah.

Let's not let there

be a next time, okay?

I will be right back.

I love you.

But you are on

a major time-out.

Don't be too hard on Jane.

I was the one who put all

that crazy stuff in her head.

You are beautiful...

Inside and out.

Your mom got that right.

I guess I did get pretty lucky

- in the mother department.

- Yeah, I guess so.

- Hey!

- Help!

Careful!

That's my mom!

Well, let's get

this party started!

Ohayohay, hey

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah, yeah

- Let's set it off

- Oh, yeah

- Set it off

- you can make it happen

- Ohayohay, hey

Kings and queens,

It's our time to rise

Write the book,

the story of our lives

This is us taking back

the night - Ohayohay

Break the spell,

we were born this way

Be yourself, forget the DNA

Everybody raise

your hands and say

Ohayohay, hey

Sound the alarm,

get on your feet

Let's set it off

and rock this beat

Dance till your heart

is wild and free

Ooh, Oh, Oh

Feelin' the power,

let it all out

Like what you see

in the mirror, shout

We got the keys,

the kingdom's ours

Ooh, Oh, Oh,

ohayohay, hey

Let's set it off

Oh, yeah

Start a chain reaction,

never let it stop

Let's set it off

Oh, yeah

You can make it happen

with everything you got

- Let's set it off

- Set it off

- Come on

- We got to set it off

- On the right

- Get ready, set it off

- To the left

- Ohayohay, hey

Yo, It's time

to set this thing off

Let's make it happen now

I'm a make my own future,

ignore all the rumors

Show 'em how passion sound

They all told me

I should back down

Judgin' me

'cause of my background

Thinkin' 'bout

changin' my path now

Nah, I ain't goin' out

like that now

Feelin' the power,

let it all out

Like what you see

in the mirror, shout

We got the keys,

the kingdom's ours

- Ooh, Oh, Oh

- Oh, yeah

Let's set it off

- Oh, yeah

- Let's set this off

Start a chain reaction,

never let it stop

Let's set it off

Let's set this off

Oh, yeah

Let's set this off

You can make it happen

with everything you got

Let's set it off

Let's set it off

Come on

We got to set it off

That's right

Get ready, set it off

To the left

We got to set it off

Get ready, set it off

We got to set it off

Get ready, set it off

Come on

Three, two, one, uh

Ooh, yeah

Let's set it off

Oh, yeah

Let's set this off

Start a chain reaction,

never let it stop

Let's set it off

Let's set this off

Oh, yeah

Let's set this off

You can make it happen

with everything you got

Let's set it off

Get ready, set it off

Come on

We got to set it off

To the left

Get ready, set it off

To the right

We got to set it off

What?

Ohayohay, hey

Let's set it off, Oh, yeah

- Start a chain reaction...

Oh

I was having so much fun,

I almost forgot.

You didn't think this was the

end of the story, did you?

You can make it happen

- Whoo!

- With everything you got

let's set it off

Get ready, set it off

Come on

We got to set it off

On the right

Get ready, set it off

To the left

Ohayohay, hey

Set it off

I believe, I believe

I believe, I believe,

I believe, hey

I believe, I believe,

I believe, Oh

I believe, I believe,

I believe, what?

I believe, I believe,

I believe, what?

Don't be afraid

to be who you are

just scream out and shout

and follow the stars

forget about the past

It's over,

we are the young ones

our way is forward

we learn how to get back up

we learn how

to turn the page

so we will let our dreams

take flight

And our hearts ignite

Did you know that It's true?

Everything is possible

There's nothing we can't do

It's a wild

and beautiful fire

And I believe in you - I

believe, I believe, I believe

I believe, I believe,

I believe, hey

I believe, I believe,

I believe

I believe in you

I believe, I believe,

I believe - Oh

I believe, I believe,

I believe

I believe, I believe,

I believe

I believe in you

I believe, I believe,

I believe

Oh - I believe, I

believe, I believe

'cause I believe in you

I believe, I believe,

I believe - Oh

I believe, I believe,

I believe

I believe,

I believe, I believe

I believe in you

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