Devil's Domain

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You have to guess.

Do it again.

Feels like you're

writing "z-z-z-z-z".

I wrote your name.

'Cause you're my best friend.

What are you doing?

I... I thought that...

There you go.

What the hell

is she doing in there?

Same thing she does every day.

Lisa!

Hurry up, we're gonna be late!

Just a minute.

I'll drive her.

You go ahead.

- You sure?

- Yeah.

Thank you. Hon, bill's

gonna take you, all right?

- Wait!

- I can't wait! Bye!

I'll see you, hon.

Come on, honey, I'll take you.

Looks like we're rolling.

You know, I can walk.

Don't be crazy.

Come on.

I'll drive you.

I thought you quit?

You know,

we could have that thing

surgically connected to

the side of your head.

Will be a lot easier

without evoking

carpel tunnel syndrome.

You can get some screws and we'll

just put 'em in your skull.

I have a drill in the back.

I'm just joking.

I sure liked things a lot

better when we were friends.

The good old days.

There's your, uh,

your little gal pal.

She's still being an ass?

Yeah, she's...

God! Whatever.

You know...

You can talk to me

about anything.

You got something on your

mind you wanna talk about,

you can share it

with me, you know.

It's not a big deal.

Anyway, um...

Call me if you need a ride home.

All right?

Okay.

Here she comes.

Hey, loser.

Ew!

So you've read

the first two pages.

Can anybody tell me

the name of the black death?

Anybody at all?

Yep, just...

Just raise that hand.

Let me know.

Anybody know it? It's in the book.

You just read it.

Scientific term, black death.

Lisa, do you know the answer?

I'm sorry, what?

"I'm sorry, what?"

"I'm sorry, what?" Is not

the answer I was looking for.

You know, Lisa, there was a time

when at least it seemed like you

cared about having a future.

Now it just seems like

you're a space cadet.

Get with it, will you?

Idiot.

Lexi.

Just because Lisa doesn't

care abut learning,

doesn't mean she's an idiot.

That's called being stupid.

Today it's best known

as the black death,

or the plague.

Medieval people called it

the sickness.

The name "bubonic" comes

from medieval Latin word...

Bubo via Italian Bilbo... meaning

a pustule, growth, or swelling.

Come on, guys.

Did anyone do heir homework?

Anybody?

You made the right choice.

Excuse me?

What's going on?

Help!

Where am I?

Help!

Help! What's going on?

Please!

No!

No! Help! No!

Please! Please

don't hurt me!

This is what happens

when you are not nice.

Hi. How are you?

Fat ass.

Shemale. Ew!

Can you not sit next to us

when I'm trying to eat?

She should really kill himself.

She is a he.

Did he, like, cut it off?

Gross.

Did you guys see that video

of that chick getting killed?

- No.

- Play it.

Ugh! I can't.

It was on Snapchat.

Here.

Is that Lexi?

You couldn't tell it was she.

Is Jake making more

stupid videos?

- Ugh!

- He's such a dweeb.

Where the hell do you

think you're going?

To the bathroom?

That's the men's room.

See that sign?

You can't go in there!

Why not?

You little b*tch.

I should clack you out,

you damn shemale.

Go on. Hit me.

Yeah. Hit me. Attack

someone for no reason

other than you're afraid and

insecure of me expressing myself.

Hey! What's going on

here, boys?

John, stop being a bully.

Okay? Brenden can use

any bathroom he wants.

And you get to class.

Whatever

thanks.

Hey, Lisa.

Lisa, check this out.

Yeah, that's it.

Time's up.

Hmm? Mm-mm?

Isn't that the best thing ever?

It's the stupidest thing ever.

Ah, I saw a smile.

A small one.

Hey, I found this crazy b zombie

movie from, like, the '90s.

Wanna watch tonight?

It's so bad it's good.

I don't know if I feel like

watching a movie tonight.

Huh? Want a chip?

- I'm good. I'm good.

- Hmm?

I thought bulimics first eat

and then throw up.

Or are we dabbling with

anorexia here, too?

You're such a dick.

I'm just kidding.

I'm coming over tonight

whether you like it or not.

Cookies and cream

milkshake from trails.

I know you want some.

Hey...

So since when did you want to

start hanging out with me again?

When did I stop

hanging out with you?

Oh, yeah? Well,

how about every day since...

Never mind.

Regardless of what happened,

we're still friends, right?

- Yeah. -Hey, I bought this for you.

Drink it.

Mm!

Mm-hmm?

You know you love it.

- It is the best shake ever.

- Right?

Hey, check this.

Oh, god!

Seriously, Andrew?

Crazy, right?

Andrew, what are you doing here?

I thought you were too cool to hang

out with me anymore, Mr. popular.

Why would you wanna hang out

with such a loser like me?

"Loser Lisa" right?

That's what you guys

all call me.

- I tell them...

- You and your friends?

- I tell them they're mean.

- Yeah, right.

I do.

Everyday, I go,

"you're mean."

She's not a loser, she's

just Lisa, Lisa normal.

All right. Well,

I gotta take a piss.

TMI.

Uh, no.

You needed to know that.

That was a great piss.

You know?

Came out real smooth.

Did you just come here

to annoy me or what?

I'm just teasing. Chill.

What are you doing over there?

I'm just tying my shoes.

Or do you have a problem

with that, too?

Could you please just leave?

All right.

See you later, homie.

I'm leaving.

Love you.

- Oh, my god. Did you do it?

- Gotcha.

Ew! What does

she see in him?

I can't wait to see this video.

My mom's calling me.

I'll see you inside.

Hey, mom.

Oh, my god,

this is gonna be epic.

You know, um...

This isn't a costume party.

Like, duh?

What?

What do you want, freak?

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

It's all over her face.

This is the grossest thing

I've seen in my entire life.

This is so gross.

Oh, god.

I'm gonna throw up.

I actually feel bad for her.

I don't, and you

shouldn't either.

Kill yourself.

Oh, my god.

I hate her so much.

Oh, no! She is not.

She is, she is.

She is!

Oh, my god!

What a nasty dyke!

Ew!

Puke!

Oh, my god!

This is priceless.

Do you know she wishes it

was you doing that to her.

No thanks.

Oh, my god. I cannot wait for

the entire school to see this.

She's totally gonna

kill herself.

Well, yeah, maybe this

wasn't the best idea.

Are you kidding?

This is gold.

Yeah, if we posted this, she might,

like, kill herself for real.

So? She should

kill herself.

Yeah.

I don't know.

What is there to think about?

She humiliated you.

Am I right or am I right?

I know I'm right.

So can you like edit

this all together?

Like a highlight reel?

We can start with her binging,

then cut to her puking,

and then we can cut to her

shoving the dildo in.

Add some funny music, too.

This is the meanest joke.

Why're we doing this?

Don't p*ssy out on me now.

I just, I don't wanna

get in trouble.

This was your idea.

- Yeah, but...

- She humiliated Rhonda.

She told everyone

that Rhonda was a dyke.

And now she needs to pay.

Oh, my god.

I cannot wait for the

whole school to see this.

Uh-oh. What's up?

What's up?

I didn't think she'd show.

Girl, I know you put down

a bag of chips... down.

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