Devil's Due Page #2

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

- DRIVER:
Babies?

- ZACH:
Oh, no, not yet.

DRIVER:
No?

(ZACH SPEAKING SPANISH)

(CHUCKING)

(DRIVER SPEAKING SPANISH)

(ZACH SPEAKING SPANISH)

Someday. One day, yeah.

I take you somewhere fun. Eh...

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

ZACH:
No, no, no.

We're good. Thank you.

We just want to go

back to the hotel.

DRIVER:
No, no, no.

No worry.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

This place, eh...

It's special.

- ZACH:
What do you think? One more drink?

- SAMANTHA:
No.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

SAMANTHA:
Twenty minutes?

ZACH:
Twenty minutes.

It's our last night.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

- ZACH:
Deal.

- SAMANTHA:
All right, fine. One drink.

(ZACH SPEAKING SPANISH)

(DRIVER SPEAKING SPANISH)

We here.

ZACH:
We're here.

Yeah. This looks...

great.

Oh. Okay.

(CHUCKLES)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

SAMANTHA:
Okay, gracias.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

ZACH:
You don't look happy.

SAMANTHA:
Well, where are we?

ZACH:
I don't know,

but it's gonna be cool.

- DRIVER:
Careful. (CHUCKLES)

- SAMANTHA:
Right. Okay.

Oh!

- ZACH:
Look at this little guy.

- SAMANTHA:
Hi, little guy.

DRIVER; Whoo.

SAMANTHA:
Ooh!

ZACH:
I'm right here.

Shh.

(DISTANT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

(DRIVER SPEAKING SPANISH)

- You hear music?

- SAMANTHA:
Yeah.

ZACH:
It's musica.

SAMANTHA:
Yeah, I hear it.

Wait, this is...

No, Zach, let's go back.

This is crazy. Let's turn around.

(DRIVER SPEAKING SPANISH)

ZACH:
We'll be all right.

I'm right here, I'm right here.

All right, I'm right here.

- SAMANTHA:
Don't...

- ZACH:
We'll go slow.

(DRIVER SPEAKING SPANISH)

ZACH:
I'm sorry, what?

(DRIVER CHEERS)

Oh, wow. Okay.

(DRIVER SPEAKING SPANISH)

ZACH:
It's fine, I promise.

See?

(DRIVER SPEAKING SPANISH)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(DANCE MUSIC BECOMING LOUDER)

(DRIVER SPEAKING SPANISH)

(LOUD UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(DRIVER SPEAKING SPANISH)

It's special!

(CHUCKLES)

ZACH:
This is insane!

(DRIVER SPEAKING SPANISH)

Oh, see how great.

Here we go.

SAMANTHA:
Cheers!

Yes! Beautiful!

ZACH:
Here we go.

Ah!

- I'm gonna hold my nose.

- ZACH:
Ah!

That's not how you take a shot.

You sipped it.

No!

ZACH:
You gotta do another.

One more.

Oh, my God!

Congratulations!

ZACH:
Oh, thank you!

- They just got married, too.

- ZACH:
No way!

SAMANTHA:
Yes!

(LAUGHS)

ZACH:
I'm done.

Oh, yes!

Oh.

(DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

These men are staring at me.

ZACH:
What?

I said, "These men

are staring at me."

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

I guess you'll do.

I can't dance anymore.

ZACH:
Hi!

SAMANTHA:
Hi!

Hey, babe, let's put it away.

(MEN SPEAKING SPANISH)

MAN 13 Si?

MAN 23 Si?

(MAN SPEAKING SPANISH)

(MAN CHANTING IN LATIN)

(CHANTING CONTINUES)

(MEN CHANTING)

(WIND WHOOSHING)

(MILD RUMBLING)

(MAN WHISPERING IN LATIN)

(OTHERWORLDLY ROARING)

(ZACH SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

Come on, wife.

(SAMANTHA GROANS)

Time to get up.

Come on.

No.

ZACH:
Yes. I'm sorry,

but we gotta get up.

(SAMANTHA SPUTTERS)

Ugh.

I'm so hung over.

ZACH:
Yeah, no kidding.

Mmm, oh, God,

get away with that.

ZACH:
Come on,

I'll get you some water.

We gotta get up

and catch this plane.

Okay.

(GROANS)

Oh.

ZACH:
Yeah, my head

is killing me.

Me, too.

Oh, sh*t. I'm stuck.

(COUGHS)

Mmm.

SAMANTHA:
How did we

get home last night?

ZACH:
I don't know.

The guy in the cab?

Stop. Not right now.

ZACH:
See you later,

Santo Domingo.

Well, we're home.

Mmm.

ZACH:
Home sweet home.

(SAMANTHA SIGHS)

ZACH:
The honeymoon is over.

(SAMANTHA SIGHS)

Ooh, wait, wait, wait.

- Hold this.

- SAMANTHA:
Oh.

ZACH:
Oh, sorry.

(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

Okay, here we go.

SAMANTHA:
All right.

Whoo-hoo!

(GRUNTS)

(SAMANTHA LAUGHS)

Welcome home,

Mrs. McCall.

(SAMANTHA LAUGHS)

(ZACH GRUNTS)

SAMANTHA:
Ugh.

ZACH:
Oh.

Suzie left the door open.

Great.

ZACH:
That's great.

SAMANTHA:
Oh.

Yay, home.

Ooh, presents.

Crate and Barrel,

Crate and Barrel.

ZACH:
I'll go get the bags.

All right.

We got the panini grill.

And that thing from Allison.

And what is this one?

ZACH:
Oh, I don't know.

Open it up.

Maw, do you want to open mm?

All right.

He doesn't care.

This is the juicer

that I wanted!

I'm gonna make so much stuff

with flax and probiotics...

and things with kale.

Kale?

Mmm.

(WHISPERING)

Kale... kale.

(KAREN LAUGHS)

SAMANTHA; Oh, Mav!

Oh, my God.

- SAMANTHA:
Look at him.

- KAREN:
Oh!

Hey, did you see the "Sold"

sign on the Anderson house?

For real? Maybe someone will

finally fix that place up.

KAREN:
I hope so.

It's terrible.

Your husband,

he can't grill for sh*t.

ZACH:
Sam, come on.

You're gonna miss it.

This will be awesome. Ready?

Just like we practiced.

Are you kidding me?

Come on, Maverick. No, no, no.

You're supposed to catch it.

SAMANTHA:
Zach.

Yeah?

ZACH:
Come on, ready?

Eye on the prize.

Yes, yes, yes!

SAMANTHA:
Zach.

What?

Can you turn that

off for one second?

Whoa.

What is that?

Uh...

(STAMMERS) it doesn't

make any sense.

I've taken the pill religiously.

I've never missed one ever.

ZACH:
Whoa, whoa, whoa...

You're pregnant?

Yes.

Oh, my God.

We're having a baby.

(CHUCKLES)

Holy sh*t!

(SHRIEKS) Oh, my God.

That's so amazing.

(LAUGHING)

I feel good about this office.

How about you?

I feel good.

Except that says three stages of

pregnancy, and there's four pictures.

Okay, so this isn't

a math office.

It's a doctor's office.

(CHUCKLES) I hope that

doctors can do math.

Well, the doctor didn't

make that sign, clearly.

Do you think the doctor made

the "Dirty Area" sign?

(BOTH CHUCKLING)

- Oh, hello.

- BOTH:
Hi.

Mr. and Mrs. McCall.

Hello, how are you?

I'm Zach.

I am Dr. Ludka.

Nice to finally meet.

Yes.

Hello, lucky lady.

Hi.

How are you doing?

I'm good, how are you?

Okay. You ready?

(INHALES DEEPLY)

Yeah.

Okay, this is gonna

be quick and painless.

ZACH:
Awesome.

(CHUCKLES)

Sorry.

"Awesome."

You know you get a copy

of the ultrasound, right?

Oh, yeah, I just, um...

This is his thing.

It's our thing.

It's our thing.

We just want to film a bunch of this

so he/she, whoever, can see it later.

It's for the baby.

Okay, sure.

Is it okay?

Oh, yeah, perfect.

Okay.

Make sure you get my good side.

- ZACH:
Done. Right there.

- SAMANTHA:
Both sides.

This is gonna be a little cold.

(ZACH CHUCKLES)

Mmm-hmm.

A little gooey, huh?

Yeah. Oh!

That's great.

Okay.

- DR. LUDKA:
Ah, there we go.

- ZACH:
Oh.

Can you see? There's your

uterus, right there.

And there's the heartbeat.

(DR. LUDKA CHUCKLES)

Huh, um...

ZACH:
What?

Oh, don't worry, I'm just

gonna make a few adjustments.

SAMANTHA:
Is it okay?

Uh...

Ah, there we go.

- So, you're about seven weeks along.

- ZACH:
Ooh.

And everything

looks really good.

ZACH:
Honeymoon baby.

(CHUCKLES)

The pill is about

99 percent effective,

but, occasionally, this happens.

Okay.

ZACH:
She winked at me.

I saw that.

Because I got good sperm.

(DR. LUDKA LAUGHS)

This is what you started. What?

It's good, strong sperm.

DR. LUDKA:
I'm gonna

prescribe vitamin B...

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