Devil's Trail Page #6

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f***ing a**hole right now. I'm trying not to

get angry at you right now. I tried telling you-- - I didn't sleep at all last night. Leave me alone, okay? All right? Listen, I know you're

pissed at me right now, I know you're pissed at me right now, but when they look at the footage, when the editor looks at the

footage and we did our job, even though we-we were suffering, you're gonna be very happy. Okay, so I'm-I'm sorry. What is this? What is this? I don't know. Did you put it in my bag? It wasn't here last night. What, did you put it in my bag? Why would I put that in your bag? Because

there's no one else here! - Oh, so I'm crazy that

our bags were moved, maybe by wild animals, or you, while you got up to take a leak, but there's something in your bag and now you're so mad at me, maybe you need a timeout. Maybe you should go take

a walk for just a minute. No, 'cause you're acting

like a child, okay? Who else would

have put it in my bag? It had to be you.

- Look at-- Are you trying to f*** with me? - Look at--

- I'm trying to make a f***in' TV show, okay? - Look at your bag. It's full of garbage. Maybe if you threw something

away every now and then, you'd know what was in it! I'm... Hey uh, I'm sorry I yelled at you. I didn't mean it, okay? - Whatever, it's fine. - You know, one thing I feel

like I probably bring up too often on this show is uh, the extra weight of all

the camera equipment and batteries we're carrying. It's about 40 pounds per pack, 'cause we don't have survival

equipment in these packs. It's all us. All the time. But I guess that is the

reality of the situation. It doesn't take you out of it maybe. Uh... You're gonna get dizzy if

you keep doing that, man. - Dude, this thing's not pointing north. - Well, did you calibrate it or-- - Yeah, I calibrated it. - It's just the only thing you-- - It's spinning around

in circles right now. It's not pointing north. Dude, what the f*** did

you do to this compass? - I didn't touch the compass. I didn't touch it. What did you do? - What would I, why would

I mess with your compass? - Because! Where Did you have another compass? Yeah, the

one from the campsite. - I don't know, I-I didn't

take it 'cause it's like a-- - 'Cause it's a crappy

like, fourth grader compass. You have a military spec compass. - You have to take advantage

of every situation. Why wouldn't you take the compass? - Because I thought we had the

best compass we could have. I-I-I-- What did you do to this thing? Why would I break the compass? - You probably f***ed it up somehow. You didn't know what

you were doing with it. You messed it up. - Yeah, I-I can't use a compass. This is not pointing north, see? It's not pointing north. Jesus Christ... I didn't. Hey uh... A little cold, huh? The packs are gettin' a little heavy. You think uh, maybe we could

take uh, a little break? Tiny... Tiny step?

- No, we have to, we have to keep going. Maybe just a minute? - No, we have to, we have to

get a far enough distance away from our previous campsite. - And I'm stopping, just for a minute. Just for a minute. What is that? I don't know. - No that's--

- A marker. That's, that's uh... On purpose. - Yeah, it's on purpose. Some kids probably made it. Might be uh, to mark their path, make sure they don't get lost. - Uh, well I mean... But it's a triangle,

so it has three points. When you're marking your path, you want to have a direction that goes, that goes with it, but

it has three directions, because it has three points,

so it's a very poor marker. I mean, it's a good marker--

- Well not-- - Being that the geometry

is not in-in nature. - It's nothing, it's a marker. Some kids probably were in here, they wanted to mark their path. Kids hiked... 11 miles, 15 miles, however far we are? I

don't have an explanation, okay? I mean... - Hey look, good news. The sleet came back, right? All right--

- I guess we're lucky. Yeah. - You know, so this is

pretty bad, I won't lie. But uh... Do you remember when we were

in the Appalachians and uh, there was that mountain cat. Uh, we were so afraid of it. You threw, you threw a porcupine at it! - Mmhmm. - Oh, you can't buy memories like that. You know, another thing uh, when you think about cultural differences. You know, the Bedouin

tribe has this very strange kind of ritual where they, the men cover themselves in

camel urine, I believe it was. That was one of the weirdest

things I had ever learned on a Road to Nowhere shoot. They covered themselves in camel urine to be more attractive to perspective mates in order to initiate marital intercourse. And uh... Kind of wish I had gotten you

camel urine for Christmas so, 'cause then maybe Dallas could

have some marital intercourse and could be a little bit nicer. - Okay, shut up. Please, shut up, okay? We're in a situation right now, okay? - Just-just tryin' to... Lighten the mood right now. Definitely could use

some marital intercourse. Shh. These uh... These branches and

this-this weird broken tree, I-I-I'm almost positive

we've been here before. We've been going

in the same direction all day. So, no. - Yeah.

- 'Cause this looks exactly like what we've passed. - Well no, dude, we've been

going in the same direction, we haven't passed this at all. I mean, we've been going that, we've been going, coming from

that direction the whole time so, we need to keep going that direction. All we're going is looking for the stream. If we follow the stream, we can find food. We can just follow that. - Uh... I'm pretty sure this is ours. Look, these are cut.

- Dude, no, dude-- These are cut. We cut these. We've been going the same direction--

- Trying to get kindling. We've been going the

same direction all day. There's no way we could have

passed that before, okay? Just keep going in this

direction, we'll be fine. - Just for a second, I can't, I can't keep going at this clip, man. - We have to keep moving. - No. There's no shame in just a minute. - Dude, we really need

to keep moving, dude. It's starting to snow again, let's hurry. - I know it's snowing. It's always snowing. Let's just-- Dude, we can't stop. - Just let me get some--

- We can't stop. - Some of the canteen, and

then I'm right back at it. Get some water. - All right.

- Thank you. Man, these... Uh... No water? - None. - Yeah, totally. - I-I don't--

- Where's the other, where's the other canteen? - We don't have another canteen. You brought a canteen

as one of your items. - Yeah, didn't you have, you had another one right?

- I don't-- So that's

the only water we had? - No, I didn't let it get empty. It was your job to fill the water bottle. - I did fill the water

bottle, but you carried it. - I didn't, I-I had

nothing to drink today. What did you do? - I didn't... The cap was on tight, right? - Yeah. - Yeah!

- Okay. - Jesus Christ, it's your canteen! I don't know why you--

- I know it's my canteen. It was your job to fill

the f***ing bottle, okay? Come on, we need to get more water. I need a, I need a minute. - No! No, no, we have to get more water. - I need a minute! Give me a minute, okay? Give me a minute! - You knew what you were signing up for. This is not for the weak. That's all you are is weak. We need to keep moving,

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