Don't Be a Menace to South Central Page #7
- What's your name?
- La Quanda.
Whoo!
La Quanda, do you have a boyfriend?
No. You know, men always seem
to be really intimidated by me.
But I don't know why.
- You know?
Well, you know, uh--
I can understand how a pretty girl like
yourself might make a man a little sick.
Oh, I mean nervous.
Yeah, well, it takes a really
special kind of man to be with me.
- Ooh.
- You know?
- Yeah, well, let me go find him.
- Damn, girl, you need to
slow down with that.
You ain't my daddy,
and you ain't payin' any of my bills.
- Mind your business.
Ooh! That my song.
- Hi.
Uh, my name is Loc Dog.
What's your name?
- Keisha.
- Keisha?
- You always this shy, Keisha?
- Mm-hmm.
Look here, Keisha, why don't we go back
to my place and have a little nightcap.
I don't know.
- Mmm?
- I just met you.
Hey, girl, the Dog don't bite
unless you ask him.
- Okay.
- All right. Come on.
I guess it'll be all right.
Baby, you really love me.
- You know I do, girl.
- Mmm.
Hmm.
Gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu.
Mm-mmm. I really shouldn't.
Mm-mmm. Come on, girl.
Ain't gonna hurt you.
- Mm.
- Mm-hmm.
It's just that when I drink,
sometimes I get a little crazy.
And that's what I want.
See, I don't want you to think
I'm a freak or nothin' like that,
because I usually don't even go home
with guys when I first meet 'em.
But I just feel
so comfortable with you.
Hey, and that's good, girl.
- Whenever you're with me,
- Mm-hmm?
I want you to just relax
and be yourself.
You are so nasty.
- I should be going.
- Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, baby.
Relax. Okay? Just relax.
Don't you go nowhere.
You're in good hands now, girl. Loc
Dog's gonna take good care of you, baby.
You sure... it's okay?
Mm-hmm.
I want you to just
be yourself, okay?
I told you I could
get a little crazy.
Yeah, you get crazy. Come on.
Okay.
All right,
motherf***er, let's get it on.
Oh, no, n*gger,
you ain't going nowhere.
- Ahh.
- Nothin' like the great
outdoors, huh, Pop?
- No.
Pop, can we talk,
teenager to teenager?
See, I met this girl.
She's pretty special.
She's moving out of the hood
in a couple of days, and I'm
thinking about going with her.
Man, who is this girl?
- Her name's Dashiki.
- Dashiki from over there
on Penetration Avenue?
Oh, come on, Pop! Don't tell me
you slept with her too.
Oh, no, no. It ain't
nothin' like that, son.
- She sure could suck a dick, though.
- What?
Oh, nothing, son. Go ahead.
Tell me about this girl.
Anyway, I think I'm in love.
So, what?
You knockin' b*obs yet?
- Yeah.
- Hold on.
You use a condom?
No.
Good! That's my boy!
That's my boy!
Yo, never use condoms, son.
They take away all the feelin'.
Yeah. Only thing is,
now she's pregnant.
- I don't know what to do.
- Man, look.
Let me give you the same advice
my father gave me, all right?
Give up hope. Look at me.
Dreams are for suckers.
Ain't no future for you.
And don't think about
gettin' no job, Tray,
'cause a black man ain't got no place
in the work force.
So let me get this straight.
What you trying to say is, don't get
caught up in the white man's system...
of self-perpetuating
unemployment...
and wind up trying to survive on
welfare checks and food stamps, right?
Wrong, man! Hell, ain't nothing wrong
with no welfare check.
That's called free money. Hell, our
family survived six generations on it.
Thanks, Pop.
- You always know what to say, man.
- I thought you knew, boy.
My boy Tray.
Gettin' himself some sex.
Yeah.
- See, man, right over here.
- Gettin' locked up
in the city ain't the same.
Get the map!
F*** it. Let's go twist
these n*ggers in a cat bag, man.
Can't you read, man?
It's over here.
Read this. Come on. Let's go.
- Drive!
- Let's go.
- What's up, Loc?
- What's up, Tray?
Can't believe your mark-ass
is finally leavin' the hood.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Me and Dashiki's gonna tie that knot.
- You need to tie a knot
in that b*tch's tubes.
- Naw.
- Really.
- I actually think we're
gonna be all right.
- Hey, why don't you come with us?
- What?
Take a road trip
in a mail truck?
Fool, that's the stupidest
idea I ever heard.
Well, anyway...
you just be careful.
Come on now, baby.
You're talkin' to Loc Dog. Ha-ha!
You know I'm gonna be all right.
Shoot.
Hey, Tray.
Never forget, man.
Either they don't know...
or don't show
or just don't care...
about bein' a menace
to South Central while
they drink their juice in the hood.
That's what it's all about, Tray.
That's what it's all about.
What the f***
is he talkin' about?
- Hey, what's up, little homie?
- What's up?
How you doin', man?
Hey, you want some of this?
Make you grow hair on your nuts.
Say, man, don't be giving
that little kid no alcohol.
- You ain't his daddy.
- I ain't? Hold up.
Dashiki! B*tch, you better give me
back my child support money!
Yeah. Uh-huh.
- Hey, what's up, little man?
- Shh.
Like I was saying, what's up
with them "hos" tonight?
Take care of my baby, all right?
And my truck.
- What?
- Come on, Tray. You know
I'm only playing with you.
Just shoot everything
in sight. Everything!
- Hey! Hey!
- Hey, break yourself!
Somebody, help me!
Dashiki! I'll call you later.
- Page me!
Aaah!
I'm coming!
Is you okay, snowflake?
Oh, yes, my big
chocolate warrior.
Uh-uh.
- Doo Rag, take care of your mama!
Aah!
Break yourself!
Aaagh! Take that, motherf***er!
- Aaagh!
- Ugh!
Take that, motherf***er!
Hey, man, watch out! Aaaah!
Hey. You know
you f***ed up, right?
- Yeah, you f***ed up.
Hear what I'm saying?
Hey, Grandma,
you got the juice now.
- Oh, go to hell.
Damn.
Tray, I'll marry you.
I promise. Just wake up.
I know, sister. I know.
- You're gonna miss him, aren't you?
- You damn right!
Where else am I gonna find
a p*ssy-whipped fool to take care
of me and seven kids?
Oh, Ashtray!
Listen, sister, listen!
You are a strong
African-American woman.
And it's because of that
I can't be with you.
- Oh, looky there. Time for me to
take out the poor white trash.
Oh, Ashtray!
Who you calling whipped, girl?
You're alive!
Ow! Ohh!
Oh, Lord, why You do this to me?
Oh, Christ, I can't take it!
I can't take it!
I can't take it!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my baby!
- Ohh! Ohh!
Oh, Mama.
Mama. I swallowed
my toothpick, Mama.
Oh, baby, you're okay! Ohh!
Now, where's my money you stole,
you little hoodlum?
Give me my money.
I want my money.
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